Adulterer on The Run.......

From the Star

"KUALA LUMPUR: The police have alerted those manning the country’s entry points to be on the lookout for Hilmi Malek, the ex-boyfriend of Bukit Lanjan state assemblyman Elizabeth Wong.

This follows the issuance of an arrest warrant last Wednesday for the man who is allegedly linked to the distribution of revealing photographs of Wong on the Internet.

When the controversy received wide coverage by the media early last month, Hilmi went into hiding on Feb 9.

He is believed to have gone to Indonesia.

When contacted yesterday, Kuala Lumpur CID chief Datuk Ku Chin Wah said the police alert to the authorities manning the entry points was to facilitate arrest.

The controversy led to Wong’s offer of resignation as state assemblyman and Selangor exco member on Feb 17.

However, she was advised by the state government to go on holiday until all of the police investigations are completed. — Bernama"

Hoi!!!!!

Takde benda lain nak buat ke?

hilmi lu dah main sama minah tu, pi ambik gambar pulak.....nak claim lu dah main dengan dia?.... ke nak guna for melancap on the side while your wife watch TV?

Yg polis nak kecoh sangat ni ape hal.....bersepah sepah gambar bogel dalam dunia ni ...ape kecoh sangat that orge looking biatch.......

That biatch duk cuti tu sape bayar?......perabis duit rakyat je.......

Since that Hilmi mafaker might be in Indonesia....takde tempat lain lu nak lari ke...balik la brader bini lu ade kat rumah malu satu kampung tu...

Just claim that you lost your laptop la....senang cerita...the worst you go to mahkamah shariah for screwing outside marriage...pay the fine and get on with your life......

Blogging In D Dark....

I switched off my lights....what about you?




Throughout my life...i've been a user of something, be it water, energy, carbon etc etc.....

I keep the tap water running while i brush my teeth or while i shave...for reasons unknown to me..

I smoke and pollute the air around me.......(this part can't do much...amidst all the kretek smoking bapak2 d kantor....)

I leave the lights on, aircond on, TV on etc even when i don't need them.......

why?

i personally think that i failed miserably to be a good inhabitant to the planet.....

I also personally think that we as a species is the WORST of all the species on this planet..given the fact that we sit at the top of the food chain and have the ability to communicate...just look at us now......hancur gile....

I bet other species call us Makhluk perosak......

Al-Baqarah 2-30

And( remember) when your Lord said to the angels: "Verily, I am going to place (mankind) generations after generations on earth" They(angels) said:"Will you place therein those who will make mischief therein and shed blood,- while we glorify You with praises and thanks and sanctify You". He (Allah) said: " I know that which you do not know"

Generations after generations......we have been consuming this planet of its resources...in return we pay with worthless pieces of paper and hope that those with the official "responsibility" will do their part to care for the planet.....is the whole cycle working?

Will we change?

Is it not our responsibility to our children to make this planet a better place for them to live in?

Start now, however small.......imprint the thinking into our future generation to respect the planet and care for its needs

Jerantut...............Terkentut

Jerantut….also got earthquake ke?......

Anyway folks let me share with you some of my real-life experiences of living in the ring of fire…the first time was in August 2007

09/Aug/2007
earlier at 9pm i sent my beloved ones to KL.......got home felt the sense of void engulfing....
got on straight to work....better occupy my mind fast.....

then it came.....i felt a nudge....the feeling of nak muntah...woooo......then the big one came, i stood up shouted to my maid "Mbak !!!!! GEMPA!!!!!".....went straight under the dining table.... both of us ....reciting the shahadah..

it was long.....it was damn long..............normal earthquake last about a minute...this one went for 3 to 4 minutes at least.......a lot of lateral movements......cracking sounds......

then it stopped....alhamdulllilah

"Mbak!!!!! get dressed , get ur phone , get ur id ...n lets get out of here....!!!!!!"

packed my laptop, got fags, got wallet, got passport....mmm which shoe or slipper should i wear...
bloody hell dude....just get wat ever is there la.....

Mbak where's my "ACG = All condition gear"sandals....shit i cant believe i just asked her that...

"basuh encik!!!!".... oh f***K..........got to go down in style ma.....so selipar jepun it is....

called the lobby......pak ...gempa ya...duh

......lift aman ngak?

......aman

Ok lets go .......got to pee first just in case.......

Encik...siap!!!!!! Sat le......got to do my biz.....

Ting ...lift opens..no-one inside....then as we go down ... each floor the lift opens scared faces of families in their nighties.....come in i said.....quick....we packed the lift to the max.....

reached the lobby that was a bloody long journey from 24th floor.......let everybody out.....(felt like hero kecil kecilan kampung style)..........

Everybody looked confused....scared.......i looked across the sea of faces.....looking for someone familiar......ah..... Wife's lil gang.... .....helloooww....everybody ok......kids fine.....ok done .....

Called my wife's phone..no answer...called my bro in law....ok got it ...."sayang thank god u n the kids are in KL we just had an earthquake dont worry we're safe here"....all in one breath...and it felt so so good cause my loved ones did not have to go through it........

So now what ...can go in or not ....all siting outside ....
man people sleep in funny funky stuff.....nasib baik gua pakai khaki, tshirt , backpack and all...la...

one guy even came down with a golf bag.......well all of us have different priorities in life i guess

called a couple of people in JKT....tried to get info.....7.5 richter.....woo thats big.....

oklah gonna go up now....40 mins already outside.....

"Mbak....saya mau naik....kamu gimana...?"

"HP ada?....ok kalau udah rasa mau naik naik...."

Got up to the apartment ....check out local news and all...CNN .....no tsunami warnings.....

The second time it happened to me was on Wed 12/Sept/07 18.03 HRS..........tat same feeling hit me again.......3rd floor of my office building....water in my glass starts doing the yoyo.........

speed dail 2 - sayang..........no answer....again n again..

then finally she answered....." we're on the way down...call u back!!!!!"....."all OK" i asked...a quick yes and she was gone......

Got out of my room.....saw some people running....."pak!!! Gempa ya....." ......ok ...mmm....better do my magrib.......after prayers went back to work ...need to finalise some presentation.....guess after going through one in august...u kinda know ...or have the feeling if the building in going to go or not...

Rule No 1. Do not Panic , try to get out in open area away from building once the quake stops.......well where I'm at that's not gonna work ....buildings everywhere.....wonder if i have time to dodge falling buildings....

My wife took the kids down 24 floors via the fire escape while the quake was still on....when i got back i asked her why she didn't take the lift..........(like what i did before....) duh ... kena bantai gile .......ceramah about its not safe to take the lift during emergency.....well i cant say much on that .....

When i got back home...i could see how shaken she was......i tried my best to comfort her but kept getting my foot in the mouth disease .......keluar semua physics theory about earthquake and under what conditions building can collapse .....she just looked at me with her trade mark where r u going with this one.....r u trying to dig another hole or is the hole ur in getting deeper........in the end i just said ... don't worry..we'll be fine.....and we're moving to 30th floor in October........

Couple of months back I came across a gentlemen from the National Emergency dept, they’ve just finished a survey on the risk of earthquakes in Central jakarta….he asked me where I lived…I said…Kuningan…..he said…..about 400 years ago it was an epicenter according to latest findings….GULP….GULP………should I move?

So far so good......but each time i go to sleep these days......i always think of the fact that suddenly everything could just crumble..........will i have time to save my wife n kids......I pray to Allah SWT that i do not have to go through that....

ameen...

My Blog Name-Clarification Required

I've met a few of my blog visitors...and with an almost perfect 100% record everyone will think that its called Pure Shiite as in the english word for Shiah........

Sorry folks it is the Scottish version of SHIT.....pronounced as scyte.......i added the extra "i" just for fun






it kinda rhymes with my blog url......satD thinks...Pure Shit......that's rite folks just shit coming out of my head....mental berak while i try to juggle life in Tanah Seberang...

so there u go......another shiite from me ...thank u for visiting...

I miss KL

I'm gonna have
1. Teh Tarik + Mi Goreng Mamak + Telur Goreng Cair sikit kat tengah + cili potong
2. Roti Canai + Teh Ais
3. Imbi Seafood
4. Tom Yum Pattani Style Diner kat warung
5................

I miss the traffic n driving in KL

Just had no 4 just now.........while watching Pendekar Bujang Lapuk....on Astro...

A few tables away....2 Chinese Dudes..having their food...just the two of them ...look s a bit out of place with their dyed hair..n funky dressing....we were all laughing ....sometimes our table laugh first n the rest follows...they would turn n look at us laughing...that was such a nice feeling........

Lets try to find common ground folks.....you'll feel more relaxed...more calm in your thinking...

lets see how tomorrow goes......banyak benda nak kena buat ni....first thing bantai mekenik gua..he had the car for amost a year..and I' truly dissapointed.....picked it up in my last visit...it broke down just as I drove into the driveway...wife n kids looking so happy to go for a ride....alternator kong...and i left a day after.....so now i'm back ....i saw it coming to pick me up at the airport......i said niceeee...

next the ride....feels good..very stable.....before going straight way 15 degrees to the left..and it jumps to nuetral sometimes...vibrate like hell......

Tapi panas gile....no shorts for sure.....need to sort that one out fast ....felt like an oven.....

but i cant stop looking at it.......been out of the house a couple of times already......pusing keliling ....sat inside of it...bukak bonet....tersengeh but dissapointed..............

this thing is blardy rare.. the last time i snapped the door had to wait for a year before finding one in segambut belakang rumah this one old chinese gentlement....gua sapu bersih beli extra parts semua..

Cant wait to finally finish this project..........

What the F**k happen to Us?

What makes someone want to sodomise and rape a baby !!!!!!!

if this ever happen to me directly I will gladly take the law into my own hands........
....... cop off their cocks, stuff it up their arse, cut off their tongue, poke their ear drums, cut their fingers one by one with a blunt knife......and finally let them look at my face before i take out their eyes.....

Then if needed satD will surrender to the police...

Pictures of the offenders SHOULD BE MADE PUBLIC!!!!!!!

Pictures and Details of Released Offenders should be MADE PUBLIC so that we know if they are lurking in our neighborhood..

satD is blardy pusing with the on-goings in Malaysia.....and this news just tops it for today..

Goodbye Ibrahim Hussein

At 14 i was on my first visit to a gallery(after a visit to Gila-Gila Office)....there he was......dressed in all white.......pristine indeed....i walked up to him.....and handed him a piece of paper....

He smiled at me...not a word uttered.....he began scribbling in some cacing strokes that eventually turn out to be a small piece of art.......

15 years later......i was at the Grand-stand of the 1st F1 in Malaysia......there he was again....in all white....i looked at him and smiled.....this time we had a photo together....i said thank u but it was so loud that i couldn't hear myself......


For a man with one eye (no depth of perception) he has achieved so much as an artist....today Malaysia just lost her most famous...

Al-fatihah....

Ni Memang Kurang Ajar

Kalau lu ade depan gua ....gua dah pelempang lu pastu gua sepak lu pastu gua pijak kepala lu pastu gua kencing atas kepala lu.......

Berani lu buat perangai macam ni.....




Mana lu tau kalau mamat ni tak cabut lari pergi America lepas ni.....

lepak sane jadi Cikgu...naik private jet sane sini..

This man spreads hate among us........

They were united because of common hate......

UPDATES : Lupe tadi...

Lepas tu gua ketuk kepala lu dengan TEAPOT

Ini macam ka "human rights" moderation policy.....comment macam sial pun boleh masuk ..

lepas tu hina Sultan....pulak tu.......

anybody in KL....do a policy report against them.......

Lets see if he can defend himself..........kalau lu tera la.....

Do you accept a space monkey?

Datuk Dr Maximus Ongkili
The Science, Technology and Innovation Ministry
Putrajaya

Re: Space Person Foundation

Dear Datuk

I am writing to you to apply for basic daily per diem while i'm on planet earth, my spaceship landed here back in November due to technical problems with my light-speed turbo booster. I am currently awaiting for spare-parts to arrive and have not been able to find a job to sustain my daily needs. This week alone I've been busted twice near Kepong Kebun Pisang while scaping for left over food.

I have extensive experience in space travel and would be happy to share them with those who are willing to pay to hear me talk. Planets visited includes my home planet Uranus, Saturn and that used to be planet called Pluto.

If your goverment have further defense contract with the Russian Federation I would be happy to help train more Malaysian space tourist, perhaps this time we can create a special reality TV program that can track them all the way from selection up to their travel to space and we can also create talk shows based on their experience. To generate revenue we can also get the public to vote via SMS on who they think should get the spot.

If I may suggest the producer should be Dr Mazlan Othman since she has DEDICATED her life to the promotion of astronomy and astro-physics, on top of it she was instrumental in setting up our national planetarium and have always wanted to go to space since she was small.

Looking forward to your favorable reply on the matter.

Yours Sincerely
satD
The Space Monkey From Uranus

sPINnin around the Teapot

Lain Kali nak KENCING orang.....u better be ready with some SOLID proof or you will end up just like that........

THANK U CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll pee on your grave just to make sure ur dead!!!! (pinjam Bob Dylan sikit)

Chinese sentenced to death over tainted milk

A Chinese court on Thursday sentenced two men to death for their role in the production and sale of melamine-tainted milk that killed at least six children and made nearly 300,000 ill.

The former head of the dairy firm at the heart of the scandal, the now bankrupt Sanlu Group, got life in prison and a fine, which may anger some affected parents who had hoped she would face the ultimate punishment.

The closely watched trial of middlemen and executives from the Sanlu Group -- accused of peddling poisonous products or turning a blind eye to their sale -- wrapped up just before the most important holiday in China, the Lunar New Year.

Traditionally a time for families to reunite, Beijing may have hoped the sentences would deflect public outrage about the deadly impact of the tainted milk during the festive period.

Claims of official concealment and indifference have turned the milk powder case into a volatile political issue for the ruling Communist Party, which is wary of protest.

Police detained two parents to stop them attending the trial of the dairy executives, one father and fellow activists said on Wednesday.

On Thursday, police guarded the courthouse at Shijiazhuang, a gritty industrial city south of Beijing, nudging people away but avoiding harsh confrontation. The session to announce the verdicts and sentences was closed to the public but a court official gave details to reporters outside.

Sanlu had failed to report cases of Chinese children developing kidney stones and other complications from drinking their milk months before news of the problem broke in

September, making former general manager Tian Wenhua a particular target for angry parents.

”I think she should be shot. A death for a death,” said Zheng Shuzhen, a 48-year-old grandmother from central Henan province, who said her one-year-old granddaughter, Zhou Mengxian, died in June of kidney failure after drinking Sanlu milk formula but was not included in the list of victims.

Tian had pleaded guilty to charges of producing and selling fake or substandard products, which state media said did not carry a death sentence.

Besides the life sentence, she was fined 24.5 million yuan ($3.6 million).

One of the men sentenced to death was Zhang Yujun. Zhang had made and sold over 600 tonnes of powder which contained melamine between October 2007 and August 2008, worth around 6.8 million yuan ($994,700), the official China Daily quoted prosecutors saying earlier this month.

The powder was bought by middlemen who added it to pooled, watered-down milk from farmers that was then sold on to Sanlu. The powder, used in making plastics, is added to cheat nutrition tests. One of these men was also given the death sentence.

The court had announced it would sentence 21 defendants implicated in the scandal Thursday afternoon. However, it said shortly before the court opened that nine of them would be sentenced at other courts.

Intense Debate Testing

Folks i've added a new function on me blog

It's called Intense Debate, do check out the features here

It should enhance the comment section.....err ....not that i'm getting that much comment..but one must plan for the future .....

Hopefully other bloggers would try it out as well......

Initial Test Result

You can register or remain an anon, but i do recommend u to register with Intense debate its so easy , once there your experience on commenting will leap into a new uncharted teritory(u even have a comment dashboard kinda neat for those who do not have a blog) n also track who is responding to your comments and get notification(via email) exactly on who is communicating with you....i kinda like it but lets see how buggy this thing is will update in a few days

Latest Bug Update
It seems to take over the Old comments and show that 0 comments, i'm finding ways to import old comments into the new platform (They've disabled the import function at this stage, still testing- I've managed to recover older comments as well)

I've also added a hyperlink, picture upload function for the new platform so this will make it easy for u to share stuff with other readers (Nope this part did not work, the html code had a conflict with the main widget)

FOLKS Give it a shot !! Who knows this can be the THING we all NEED

The number of comments on this post is missing, you need to click the post link, wait for the page to load and then only intense debate widgets takes over your comment platform......

Its the after all of these that the true experience of conversations among a community of people responding to a blog post .......- Will provide update on this bug, awaiting response from the company....They were responsive the first time around, now its almost 2 days....since my last query....but i think in the future all those on wordpress will have this as a standard feature....

Eating Standards

Do you eat strange things?

What's the strangest thing you've eaten.....i once ate a living mini octopus wrapped around metal chopsticks dipped with Kimchi sauce.....you can choke to death if you don't do it correctly cause those little things can stick their tentacles to your inner kerongkong..another time i had to eat a fish that is alive inside a frying pan..the little guy was looking straight at my face while his lower body is being fried...i can go on but suffice to say i have experienced some strange and super fresh dining experience during my jahilliah days

Somehow the North East Asian (Chinese, Japanese and the Koreans) have a peculiar way of eating normal food and they also eat strange food, meat especially ranging from Dogs, Tigers, Monkeys, Bears etc...the stranger the more expensive it is...

Should there be a standard on what people can and cannot eat (outside the religious standards) and of how you eat them?

Anyway kudos to our Wildlife authorities for a job well done

As for the offenders, suggest for the Authorities to look into a scaled up penalty based on the lifetime expenses of each wild animals and the level of rarity of each animal, make them pay to protect and ternak these animals....besides chucking them into jail. The current enforcement is just a slap on the wrist for the offenders


Imagine the last Sun bear on the planet saying to the other animals in the after life "Mr Lim from Beijing ate me"

The Big Berak Feeling

Would you do it for me if you could do it? Of course I would.....

Then you begin to associate with all the symptoms of going through a pregnancy ...you puke, cant stand certain smells, etc etc....and at the end of it.....have a big berak....

Ok..the last one kinda got me thinking .....a big berak, I've had constipation before...first thing i ask was how big would this big berak be.....

The nurses kept coming into our labour room..asking my wife if she felt like having a big berak (This is my third observation, a number of friends and their friends as well have also confirmed similar observations)....i find it rather strange (my wife thinks it's a "gross understatement") to associate this wonderful process of the birth of a human being with a big berak....especially after going through it 3 times (end to end perspective) with my other half...

Thinking of the possibility of having a big berak the size of a new born kid...menggelabah jugak la.....my biggest berak was a just a small fraction of that..ngeri siut.

So would you do it if both male and females of the human species have the ability?

Or do you take turns doing it?

2.78kg 48cm 1240pm alhamdullilah thank u 4 d gift

1 Second Extra

What can you do with one extra second in a year....an additional 1 second on top of the 31,536,000 seconds that you already have....can u sneak a fart..or a sneeze perhaps.....i don't know....i missed it as well....

Next time you wanna do that let us know in advance please, i dont have enough time....

But the big question is was there an additional “time” added?

What if i am able to convince the whole world to move back 1 hour...Did i just add time ?

Time is the most precious commodity to me.....especially sleeping time and sleep is never enough for me somehow.....i'm the chronic...5 more minutes guy...who ends up being late forever........this is since the beginning of organized life i.e. goin to school , work etc....

Loved ones have been shouting at me in the morning to get up since i could remember.....mmmm .......i actually don’t remember....always get up and blame them for not waking me up.......how convenient

I actually can’t describe how great that extra 5 minutes is.....sometimes it goes for hours, sometimes half a day.....to me it’s just another 5 minutes....I've tried many things ....to wake up ...

alarm clock just don't work.....human intervention generally required........most people being human just give up on me.....why would anyone waste their time n patience trying to wake up a grown up adult who has no respect at all for early morning time management......

Once in a while i get up early.....and feel really great ... life do begin early.....all excited......so many things to do............and by 11 I'm all sleepy already.......my biological clock have been completely messed up for at least 15 years......i envy those who have the luxury of sleeping for 6 hours and wakes up early daily like clockwork....

Nowadays i got my little ones to wake me up .......sometimes it works.....most of the times no... now they are becoming just like me.........i don't know how i will ever get out of this....it's like a never ending story.....day in day out......i get better when there's no one to wake me and i have to rely on myself or the "wakeup call" during my stay at hotels on business trip.....

One smart "m*****f****r" once asked me " Sir u want a wake up call at 7.15, 7.20 and 7.45 and 8.00 am...why don't i just call u at 8".......blardy hell just call me la...don't point out the obvious dude......

Its holiday time for me now..and I've had a 100% record of being late for everything...it gets worst day after day.....i don't know what’s in store for me tomorrow......rest assured i shall try my best to beat yesterday's time record by another 5 minutes

Last Moments Above Ground

I'm at odds on whether i should write this or not.....am I being disrespectful in anyway....I sincerely hope not....

Muslims should be buried quickly with very little "upacara" and preferably in the most simple perhaps an "unmarked" grave since we are all the same...aren't we?

What ever "adats" or children not back yet excuses should not be considered.....

Anyway my Al-Fatihah to the family....

In search for brader melayu with balls n brains

Ni kepala bapak lu ni kepala bapak gua ..kalau berani pijak la ....kids used to utter those words to start a fight......magnify that a thousand times over...that is happening in the microstructure of our race relations due to lack of understanding of how we got here in the first place...

Malaysia oh Malaysia....ape sudah jadi...blardy politicians got no telur to negate whole misconception on NEP, Article 153, Bahasa Malaysia, Education Systems etc etc... more like embracing the whole chaos.....

Two voice of reason emerge...JebatMustDie of www.jebatmustdie.wordpress.com and the other KijangMas of www.deminegara.blogspot.com both command the ability to reason with style and leave dissenting voices stumped in the corner...next round please...on to their next post...Both have superb knowledge and passion for history and writes beautifully...

The ever polite JMD is armed with structured logical arguments supplemented with factual observations..... KijangMas on the other hand takes it to another level with straight up in your face adrenaline pumping kinda discussion....the best part is.....both of them choose to remain anonymous.....this attribute will be key to their strength ...allowing them to remain pure and objective without their real life attachements to worry about...we watched the evolution of JMD post-PRU12 from being a pissed off dude unable to take it anymore to a thought leader commanding respect in the online community....a new phase begun when blue blood KijangMas the great,great,great grandchild of Tengku Temenggong Aria Pahlawan burst into the scene at the height of the loopsided so called racial issues discussion..and charmed us with his frankness........both are nationalist at heart n they love our beloved country....my take is at least 10 to 15 years separate these two bloggers..both have been in the world of finance sometimes in their career....one a Kelantanese decent n the other from Malacca......two old malay civilisations in our Tanah Melayu...these two could possibly have met our previous pahlawans who lived long before the birth of Malaysia as we know it.....they knew exactly from those where future historians could only read in textbooks.... well traveled ....they are amazing at observing normal daily lives of those around them....they're the funny one in the family...n their friends just love them....most have stayed for a long time.....they do not tolerate fools gladly but have learned to mute their true criticism to maintain cordial interactions...

They MUST remain anonymous although the online and offline community is dying to know who these Malay heroes are....i myself am one of them...who wish that i could shake their hands n pat them on their backs for a job well done.....they must be tempted to share the new found fame......i plead u to wait... the right moment will come when the movement grows in magnitude...when every diner table conversation takes root from your original post.....sieze the moment then..

One thing we all must do if we believe in making things better....is to take this discussion to the next level...but how can this be when our best minds simply cant step forward......simple solution is that these two must find a way to get their message to a larger audience.....i think it is already in their mind......

To the both of you...make us proud!!!! N Keep the ball rollin...

PS: you two must meet soon!!!! and perhaps come out with another classic...if i may suggest :) a joint piece on Malaysian Education issues, challenges, future directions, role play of stakeholders and launch it as a portal .....More like you will come....

The Begining of A Long Journey

At last ...i finally did it.....years now i've been an observer of the ongoings in our country...it now looks like we are on a path towards a bottomless pit of self-destruction....cant help but think how did we get here......

To understand how we are today one must be able to understand history..... history on the other hand has always been written with some elements of bias depending on the point of view of the writer...of how he feels ....on whether he actually experience it first hand ..or of his readings of available information ...or his interview with subjects .....

We are here today actually experiencing this initial wave of discontent .....armed with the greatest tool of all .......high speed and low cost information dessimination mechanism....blogs.....

This blog shall be dedicated to constructive thinking on how to get our beloved country back on track and to eradicate the rot as Tun M mentions today....I will try my best to utilize the one thing that made us the top of the food chain....the power of thinking and communication.....

We as human beings are born with only 20% of our adult brain size .......unlike the "MONKEYS or APES" who are born with 75% brain size...hence no matter how much effort u try to teach a monkey...the unfortunate creature will only be able to learn a fraction of what a human child can.....this is due to the fact that we as upright walking creatures have smaller waist than crawling animals and if our brain are to grow any bigger than it is at birth.....our women would have serious difficulty prior to the discovery to the C-Section procedure.....

So for a human to call another human .....apes or monkey ...bcos the other thinks and utilize the gift of communication in an unrestrained manner and is able to sound more logical than the other is just lame..............try better next time.....

satd