Thursday, November 26, 2009

PKFZ USD 1 Yard Guarantee.....A Coverup for A Massive Security Fraud

To The Stupid MOF, BNM Gov & SC Chairman.....

All of you are a bunch of idiots & pandai mau sapu sampai masuk bawah carpet............lu ingat gua tak tau apekebenda lu mau cover......

This is what i wrote in 2007 when i first started blogging....

Guarantees by Govt are ticking time bombs . Suggest someone do an analysis of how big this mess is should the Guarantees come into effect. How will it hit the gov budget.

You can start with the Term Sheet or offering documents in the SC website ...but must read the fine print on specific covenants especially potential "put" option against the government.

This is a problem which have been brewing for a long time... BNM should know about this and have been studying the potential impact to the system.......breeding too big too fail institutions into our systems

What is the criteria for the gov to provide guarantees to private sector. How is the economic benefit considered for the gov to extend the so called guarantee...?

One thing i dont understand is how in the world does a default by one company can create systematic risk to the banking system? Does not make any sense at all ...4.5 Billion is small compared to the outstanding loan in the banking system...unless one particular bank is overexposed ..then again they should have single customer limit to begin with...

next question is it a direct loan or a bond? if direct loan what is the collateral ? if bond what is the right of bondholders in the event of default.....


So folks put on ur thinking cap...why does the government need to bail out this company? Does it pose any systematic risk to the financial system? Is the project so strategic that it tantamount to failure of the Selangor Economic System.....i dont think so....

In the market economy....companies are bound to fail and financial intermediaries should understand the risk involved in financing such a venture....and government should not get involved apart from taxation incentive.....

This is a classic case of good money chasing after bad money

And for FM2 Nor Yaakop to give out a vague statement like that is unacceptable......

BNM on the hand are prudential regulators i.e. if the shit hits the fan in the banking system ...everything must be done in a hush hush manner in order to stop any potential bank run which will affect public confidence......so expect no statement from Zety

We need answers soon on how the initial project was financed, the terms, the institutions involved....if an idiot made a mistake along the value chain to "think" that it is a Gov Guaranteed Bond....look again...study from the beginning ...just follow the money.......if it was gov guarantee it should have been traded at a quasi government levels.....market seldoms misprice a "govt" risk.....so was the market unaware.....last i heard the whole issue is messed up from the initial placement up to its secondary market activity which lead to clear cut securities fraud involving some of our bankers......SC n BNM prodded into the case but never went on to further...this is what happen when u sleep at the switch....

And now this backdoor USD 1 Billion retrospective Guarantee is "issued"

I can only say WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Plus does it even make any sense ka..... are you altering the offering documents or term-sheet which is the "contract" between the BondHolders?

Listen here Najib and the rest of the Dunggus....

If some fuck brain from the Transport Ministry messed up by issuing a "comfort" letter that was misinterpreted by a STUPID rating Analyst from MARC (then they were not regulated by the SC nor the BNM).....

Look at what the mother fucker's boss said here

"If a letter from a government body which commits the government to a contingent liability has not adhered to the standard government procedures, it is a lapse of the government machinery and should not be viewed as a lapse in rating process," said Sandeep Bhattacharya, Head of MARC's Project and Structured Finance Ratings, in the statement.


Woi lancau.....are you saying that your rating process standard operating procedure does not say that Gov Guarantees can only be issued by the Ministry of Finance?

Another lancau in the equation is the Malaysian International Merchant Bankers Bhd who acted as the lead arranger in the bond issuance........as a blardy fucking lead arranger you should have undertaken your role to properly do the due diligence on the corresponding documents.....

One thing this monkey want to know is the issuance date of the "comfort letter" before or after MIMB and MARC was engaged to structure the deal..........if this was done specifically to structure the deal so that it can get the necessary rating then something is definitely not fucking rite there....

During issuance if i still remembered correctly.....this stupid paper was priced macam sial so that a lot of bankers in town boleh sapu beratus basis point on this shit........and there was even a securities fraud case between Deutsche Bank Dealers and Bank Bumi involving the same fucking shit.......ever wondered why none of this was in the papers? Go and ask Zarinah and Zety..

Let me ask you one thing la jib......

If you allow the SPV to go into a "technical" default of the Bonds.......Will the World Assume that the Government of Malaysia have defaulted????

And when the bonds do go into a distress credit situation...how many cents to a dollar do you think they would be worth?

That is when you BUY the bonds la fuck brain......and solve this mess at a fraction of the cost

PAC if you are reading this post.....get MARC, MIMB, the Issuance Division of Sec Commission, the Monetary Operations Team of BNM and find out further about the whole scheme...from Pre Issuance Process, the Issuance and the Trading of the Instruments..............follow the fucking money......don't stop until you get every single ringgit extracted......

Out of this sad news....adela jugak benda kelakar...

“There is a huge incentive for the government to solve this issue. The port bonds carry an A1 rating which is the same as sovereign bonds,” the fund manager said.
Ini bodoh gile punye fund manager.....those putting your funds with him better withdraw tomorrow.....mana sekolah lu belajar A1 rating = Sovereign Risk.....

UPDATES 1 Dec

If you are following the international news on Dubai World which is a "quasi-government" entity in "technical default" situation....check out how their MOF is dealing with the issue

It is correct that the government owns Dubai World, but the decision when it was set up was that it should receive financing based on the viability of its projects, not on government guarantees,” Abdulrahman Al Saleh, director general of the emirate’s Department of Finance, said in an interview with Dubai TV, when asked whether the government was backing the debt. “The lenders should bear part of the responsibility.”

Sunday, November 15, 2009

National Language Literacy Rate?

When I started this long journey....

I actually think that we have failed with our "experiment" with national language and even propose to have a National Language Failure Index be created and monitored annually...

As a man of numbers.....besides economics and financial data.....my current interest revolves around Education and National Language Data of Malaysian population....

here are some of my wish list.....
  1. National Language Literacy Rate by Each Race and Age Group
  2. % Enrollment by type of School (National Vs Vernacular) by each Race this number is to be derived from the Total School Going population of each race by Year of Enrollment
  3. Evolution of Vernacular Schoolkids broken down into migration to National School, Private Vernacular School, International Schools (Local/International) and its corresponding dropout rate- this number should then be analysed in terms of their overall performance in comparison to National School Kids in Bahasa Malaysia, English and Maths/Science subjects (to check PPSMI actual performance)
  4. Further evolution of this numbers into how they progressed after SPM broken down by Those for STPM, Matriculation, Private Colleges (Domestic & International) and the dropout rate for both National and Vernacular Stream students
These are the basic requirements for all of us to start talking with Credible data in tackling the Single Stream.......when I talk about credible I don't mean statements by Politician or Interest Group......I want hard facts with numbers and how those numbers are derived.....

As an initial feeler....have a look at this Unesco Data on IlliteracyThat was 1957 and the numbers were not broken down by race........I wonder how high is the current % of Citizens who could not communicate in the National Language and of what race/primary education background are they?

I wish that the Government is more serious about dealing with this matter instead of just issuing statements without any credible facts........

errr....Muhyiddin.......when you are more transparent with the real data, your eventual decision on how best to progress will no longer be in the "pancing undi" mode.....

Talk cock time is over people......lets face this one head on.....

Saturday, November 14, 2009

My Prayers for the SSS Patriot

Just got back from the wilderness.....saw my inbox.........

Bro Wah-Al Subangi the facebook SSS ambassador suffered a ruptured coronary artery
(details about how you can contribute go here)

In the comment thread I noticed Dato' Shamsuddin Haji Nawawi of Small Talk offered to assist with a letter of guarantee for Wah's operation.........Macho la lu Dato....ini macam punya orang gua tabik spring...

My prayers for his speedy recovery....

UPDATES by Bro Singh:
Wah was sent to OT at 12 pm yesterday and surgery was conducted until 8pm, IT WAS SUCCESSFUL. Alhamdullilah. He is now stable but still disoriented due to anesthetic.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Census 2010 + 1 Additional Question = "Referendum" on Single School

Ini MOE memang takde telur....gua cukup menyampah dengan politician

Ni la peluang nak betulkan benda yg dah 52 tahun silap, pun cari jalan nak belit belit.......

Ini macam la pakcik.....gua kasi same lu free of charge recommendation on how to solve this once and for all........plus my recommendation ini pun takkan menyusahkan sape2.....nak buat pun senang gile babeng

Tambah satu soalan dalam Population and Housing Census 2010

Adakah Anda Bersetuju dengan Sekolah Satu Aliran untuk Sekolah Rendah dalam rangka memupukkan perpaduan rakyat berbilang kaum di Malaysia : Ya atau Tidak

ini DOS pun sudah canggih gile pakai technology sane sini takkan tak boleh nak print satu soalan lagi kut?

kencing la gua lagi........nanti gua pelempang lu bisu tujuh keturunan


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

EPF CIO????

I baca with interest the latest post by BigDog

His focus was more on Zaki .........to me that dude is a gone case....I don't understand why he is still around......

My bigger concern is the CIO position of EPF...this was extracted from the Star

"Sources said Shahril’s appointment as CIO of the retirement savings fund, which currently has over RM350bil in its coffers, would help expand EPF’s investments beyond the traditional asset classes of Malaysian Government Securities, loans and bonds and equities.

Historically, property made up less than 1% of the fund’s total investment portfolio.

“It is hoped that Shahril, given his experience in turning around and driving the property group over the years, will be able to steer and expand the fund’s investment in property as well as private equity, areas it has long wanted to expand into,” one source said."


Its domestic exposure is pretty large and faces a very high reinvestment risk of coupon incomes and also the incoming contributions in the next 10 years la... since our Super Freak Finance Minister have claimed that our income is gonna double by 2020...... guano mung ni Jib koho lamo koho napok bengong

What can this guy bring to the table in terms of Global Investment Strategy? in order to reduce the concentration risk of domestic exposure, taking into account the global imbalances....

Was MRCB an Investment House with a consistent track record of beating some form of Investment KPI like an Index?

What is EPF Investment Strategy does it plan to be more quantitatively driven into sexier(riskier) asset class? If the portfolio allocation for real estate is gonna be say 10% of total portfolio can this not be done via Outsourcing of the Portfolio Management Function to the professionals?

Why cant EPF move towards more outsourcing of its portfolio management and investment activities to the Domestic Fund managers and build proper portfolio monitoring system to track their activities according to the respective mandates?

Why cant EPF be the largest Lender of Security considering it is the largest holder of most domestic securities......the lending income alone can be pretty huge........

Coming back to the position....what can a Head of A Domestic Property Developer bring to the table besides meeting the basic statutory 4% rate? n watch out for his salary package is it gonna be tied to the portfolio performance.......will he be willing to take greater risk so that his pocket gets bigger while EPF depositors shoulder the full risk?

Nasib baik gua tak contribute to EPF....

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

FOR SALE: MV Agusta.....Idiot Buyers only

Barely 14 Months after Harley bought the Company...it is now up for sale

For some basic background on the company go here

This monkey thinks that there is something strange with the whole scheme of things, first the proton sale, then BWM and now Harley......

OK la with Proton maybe sudah kena kencing but BMW and Harley pun kena kencing with the owners ka? For Harley may they are cash-strapped....

Out of the whole exercise what value did BMW and Harley get....gempak sangat ke technology MV Agusta ni? Dah la motor dia mahal gile........who in the right mind wants to ride such an exotic bike....spare part gile babi punya susah......

Stupid rich people maybe?

Direct Market Access Anyone?

Press release by Bursa
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9 Nov 2009
BURSA MALAYSIA INTRODUCES DIRECT MARKET ACCESS FOR EQUITIES MARKET TO ENHANCE TRADING EFFICIENCY AND ACCESSIBILITY
Bursa Malaysia today introduced Direct Market Access (DMA) for the equities market which is aimed to enhance trading efficiency and accessibility for market participants. With this, the Exchange will be providing a complete DMA infrastructure for both the equities and derivatives markets. The DMA for derivatives market was successfully launched in April 2008.

Bursa Malaysia Berhad’s Chief Executive Officer, Dato’ Yusli Mohamed Yusoff said, “DMA is a critical component for Bursa Malaysia to remain competitive in the global investment arena. We are committed to investing in the right technologies to promote market accessibility and liquidity, as well as increased trading efficiencies. This will enable us to meet the requirement for growth and alignment with international trading practices.”

“We are confident that similar to our experience with DMA derivatives, DMA equities will attract new segment of trading participation given its increased accessibility and low latency. Market participants will also be able to enjoy greater connectivity and more control of their orders via the DMA infrastructure for equities market,” he added.

The benefits of DMA:
  • It is a ‘zero-touch electronic trading’ solution which enables investors to route orders directly to the Exchange for immediate execution.
  • It will significantly reduce the time for orders to be sent and matched from the previous average of three (3) seconds per transaction to a fraction of a second.
  • It has the ability to support algorithmic and block trading which allows institutional investors greater control through using pre-determined order conditions.
  • It provides greater access to international investors as Bursa Malaysia allows ‘Sponsored Access’ for institutional investors.
  • It enables market participants to connect their own trading front-end to the Financial Information Exchange (FIX) DMA Gateway.
  • It allows market participants to install their own servers in the Exchange’s data centre through the co-location hosting service where faster order management can be processed and lower latency when trading.
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Just some notes on this development :

The US Sec is already questioning the "Sponsored Access" and is planning to come out with more regulations to ensure that proper controls are in place especially when Non-Regulated Entities are accessing the Public Market directly......

This is what the SEC Chairman said

"I liken it to giving your car keys to a friend who doesn't have a license and letting him drive unaccompanied," Schapiro said at a Wall Street conference in New York.

I don't know the specifications on Bursa's project nor the respective regulatory guidelines but just some concerns:

  1. How will limit management/exposure management function at Individual Brokers be? Assuming sponsored institutional investors can now access market directly via high-speed algorithm trading, how will their open orders/matched trades be validated against their limit or collateral pledged at the clearing members? Or will they have to pledge collateral at the Clearing Corporation in return for DMA?
  2. How does this fit into the picture of regional exchange alliance whereby the respective ASEAN Exchanges have entered into a potential commitment with a Vendor to undertake a massive intra-exchange order routing? Will the DMA allow for another exchange to connect directly to Bursa and if so why do the order routing project in the first place because two way traffic can be achieved via bilateral arrangement as and when each exchanges are ready instead of going for a big-bang approach when the ultimate beneficiaries are the Singaporean Intermediaries since all the largest global funds are based out of there with close to USD 1 Trillion of Asset Under Management?
After the demutualisation of Bursa Malaysia the underlying relationship between Exchange and its members technically moves into a potential competition environment whereby members are no longer obliged to match trades on the exchange and sustain exchange monopolistic environment, globally exchange business is a dying business and they need to compete with other matching mechanism for example Alternative Trading Systems or even its members who are internally matching its trade without routing the trades to the exchange or what some people are calling "dark liquidity"....that itself is another issue altogether

Well Mdm Zarinah would love to hear your tots on the matter....




Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Ugly Truth of Consociational Centripetalist Democracy

Well folks I've been watching with great amusement at the evolving events in Malaysian Political landscape.........

Got a quick question for all you sane minded rakyat...

Should we pack all our politicians and send them on a one way trip to Timbuktu?

Let us now look at the "reality" of the Malaysian Democracy.

Before we begin we must first define the underlying parameter of analysis.

  1. Malaysia is a young country
  2. Malaysia is generally more divided along racial and ethnic cleavages rather than ideological cleavages.........Unker....not this cleavage OK.......
  3. A huge void exist in the national common space which all Malaysians can subscribe to....
  4. Our ruling government is made up a number of component parties practising the Consociational Democracy
  5. Anwar Ibrahim's DNA was found inside Saiful's Ass (ever since CSI folks now wonder whether it came from pubic hair, semen, saliva, fingernail,etc la.....Ms Pornthip whats ur professional opinion on this....was it anal sex?anal rimming? One finger up the butt?)
Ok now lets go into the Theory:

What is Consociational Democracy?

Its main Theorist Arend Lijphard came out with the term after studying deeply divided societies,

"Consociational prescriptions are based on the principle that each ethnic polity should enjoy a significant degree of autonomy and a right of veto over matters directly affecting the welfare of its members. Emphasising the need for elite cooperation if democracy is to survive in ethnically-cleaved societies, consociational agreements entail a balance of power within government between clearly defined social segments, brokered by identifiable ethnic leaders representing distinct social groups"
Benjamin Reilly


Here the key word is "Elite" and "Power of Veto of Key Decisions" by Minority groups.....

As per the theory.....the Elites are tasked to represent the respective community......how did this came about.....I think all of you by now know that our leaders from the start of this young country were made up of the "big guns, big money and aristocrats" of each ethnic group....no need to explain further......

As per the level of plurality in our society......let us start from the most extreme as per the original defination by the British Scholar JS Furnival "a plural society in which the different racial groups live side by side under a single political administration but, apart from economic transactions, do not interact with each other socially or culturally"

Sounds familiar folks?........

Our PM launched his 1Malaysia yang Satu Malaysia tak paham …….which is the antithesis to "So many Malaysia"....after how many years of Merdeka? Why so ?

Look around you and judge for yourself how we stand from religious, ideological, linguistic, cultural, ethnic or racial lines and ask yourself are we not operating as subsocieties with our own political parties, interest groups, media of communication and the whole jingbeng la.

Lets go back to the theory....

“Consociationalism guarantees that each ethnic group would share political power and constrains the elite of those different groups to govern together. Consociationalism is therefore a powerful means for protecting minorities and for imposing accommodation at the political level. However, consociationalism suffers of schizophrenia: if consociation compels political elites to find a compromise between the demands of ethnic groups, it does not give group leaders any incentive to adopt a moderate discourse on ethnic questions. On the contrary, in order to obtain the support of their electorate, leaders must adopt an aggressive attitude.”
Laurent De Brey

Sound familiar again folks? Just look back at each party campaign speeches or Even the Annual party meetings rhetorics…..

Now lets us look at the other side of the coin....Centripetalism

"Centripetalism is as a political system or strategy designed to focus competition at the moderate centre rather than the extremes, and identified three facilitating components:

(i) the presentation of electoral incentives for campaigning politicians to reach out to and attract votes from a range of ethnic groups other than their own, thus encouraging candidates to moderate their political rhetoric on potentially divisive issues and forcing them to broaden their policy positions;

(ii) the presence of multiethnic arenas of bargaining such as parliamentary and executive forums, in which political actors from different groups have an incentive to

come together and cut deals on reciprocal electoral support, and hence perhaps on other more substantial policy issues as well; and

(iii) the development of centrist, aggregative and multiethnic political parties or coalitions of parties which are capable of making cross-ethnic appeals and presenting a complex and diverse range of policy options to the electorate.

Like consociationalism, centripetal proposals for conflict management focus on parties, elections, and representative institutions as the key focus of political engineering. However, the institutional recommendations made by centripetalists often run sharply counter to those of consociationalists. For instance, rather than focussing on the fair representation of ethnically-defined political parties, centripetalists place a premium on promoting multiethnic parties and cross-ethnic activity"

Benjamin Reilly

So folks how does this fit into what we are observing in Malaysia....

Take the Barisan for instance its 3 main component parties are actually Consociationalist and the Barisan National itself is the Centripetalist when they go for election la...policy making is still dictated by the Consociationalist extremist......

So what happens now when an issue that falls into the ethnic cleavage crops up? Unker stop thinking about that cleavage....how does the Elites Political Actors react to the demand of each ethnic interest group......do they move to the center to find a solution or do they go to the extreme to gain the ethnic political support......

Which now brings us to the current hot issue la

Sekolah Satu Aliran?

I’m now watching my lab rats running around in circles to navigate this hot potato

My first question was …….Aliran = Stream

So do we have Aliran Kebangsaan, Aliran Mandarin and Aliran Tamil or is it Aliran Sains Vs Aliran Sastera…..

Is it even the right operative word to describe the Medium of Instruction of a Common Stream….since the blardy curriculum is the same is it not??

Sekolah Rendah Kebangsaan Vs Sekolah Rendah Jenis Kebangsaan Vs Sekolah Rendah Kebangsaan Menggunakan Bahasa asing sebagai Bahasa Pengantar?

Come again…..where is the aliran?

My own take on the issue is that….it is SRYMBPAYJMA152= Sekolah Rendah Yang Menggunakan Bahasa Pengantar Asing yang jelas Melanggar Article 152

Ye ke?

Read carefully Article 152

“Teaching or Learning any other Language IS NOT EQUAL to Teaching or Learning IN any other Language”


Well is this my own armchair Constitutional Interpretation…….maklumlah gua bukan lawyer kan…..

No folks this is part of Mark Koding Case Judgment yang si Cinapek DAP dok kata NO ONE CAN QUESTION VERNACULAR SCHOOLING

The question therefore arises as to the true interpretation of proviso (a) to Article 152(1). Having regard to the words used in the proviso, viz. “teaching or learning any other language” as opposed to “teaching or learning in any other language”, I tend to agree with the restricted meaning enunciated by Abdoolcader J when dealing with schools or other educational institutions. In my view, under proviso (a), although the National Language shall be the Malay language, the usage of any other language other than for official purposes, is guaranteed; so is the teaching or learning of any other language in schools, be it Chinese, Tamil, Arabic or English. But there is nothing in proviso (a) to justify the extension of the protection to the operation of schools where the medium of instruction is Chinese, Tamil, Arabic or English. This strict interpretation is consistent with proviso (b) which guarantees the right of the Federal Government or any State Government to preserve and sustain the use and study of the language of any other community in the Federation. Thus, the preservation and sustenance of usage of language of any other community is guaranteed. So is the preservation and sustenance of study of any other community’s language, but again there is no justification in extending the guarantee to the preservation and sustenance of study in the language of any other community in the absence of specific words to that effect. Any other interpretation of proviso (a) would result in abusing the words used in the proviso. It is absurd for instance to think that the proviso gives constitutional protection to teaching or learning in school where the medium of instruction is Russian or Japanese. To my mind, the protection only extends to language but not to medium of instruction in schools. In other words, no person shall be prohibited or prevented from teaching or learning Chinese or Tamil or, for that matter, any language which is not the national language in any school as a language subject, but such protection does not extend to the teaching or learning in a school where the teaching or learning is in any other language. As correctly stated by Abdoolcader J the omission of the preposition “in” after the words “teaching or learning” in proviso (a) makes the distinction necessary. In the event, it is my finding that the Accused is not guilty of sedition when he advocates for the closure of Tamil or Chinese schools. Whether or not such closure is advisable or feasible is, of course, another matter to be decided elsewhere and not in this court. There is nothing unlawful in allowing Chinese or Tamil schools to continue.

I agree wholeheartedly with his judgment there except for the "There is nothing unlawful in allowing Chinese or Tamil schools to continue"

First of all Education is the Official Business of the Federation especially Government Funded Education which decides on whether one is Mental or not.......BTW folks I also think that our sekolah rendah is the filteration process for budak2 mental.....remember the strange kid at school that mysteriously hilang during sekolah menengah .....

Let us look at the logic now........lets say the Kertas Ujian Sekolah Rendah for UPSR.....

Can the Government Official Documents be in Mandarin or Tamil? If cannot what does that say about the Validity of the UPSR Results of the SRYMBPAYJMA152

Can the Government Text Books be in Mandarin or Tamil?

By the way how does the Government Communicate Officially with the SRYMBPAYJMA152 surat bahasa Melayu or surat bahasa Mandarin/Tamil?

Think about it folks.....

Now that the Pandora's Box is open and the man in charge have taken the Centripetalist stand out of the Vernacular rabbit holes comes the extreme Consociationalist ethnic groups.....asking for a Multi Nation State....come suck my (kids close your eyes!) paip cuci jamban la apek

It would be pretty interesting now to watch how the Centripetalist in BN handle their respective far right Consociationalist colleagues

If you are wondering what the haphazard marriage of convenience Centripetalist Wannabe Pakatan are thinking.......look at the history first....

Shall we see the repeat of 1969 act by DAP? by the way folks they are the extreme consociationalist wolves dressed in the sheepish centripetalist Malaysian Malaysia bullshit

If you are wondering what Tok Guru yang sudah nyanyuk would say...have a look here and see if he will remain consistent......even the James Brown wannabe Lifetime President of MIC was positive to the discussion then......

As for Anwar......he will play the middle ground which is the status quo and hopes that Porntip does not find the 'Anwar was here' graffiti up saiful's ass



For me watching this from tanah seberang......I could only hope that every single one of us can put aside our differences and move towards the center to fill the void in the common national space........I can understand the sadness embedded in Tun's statement....remember even the Wawasan school was rejected outright by the Extremist......

It is time to depoliticise Education and think along National Interest. Every Single Education reports have identified common themes of
  1. The Strategic Importance of National Unity,
  2. Move towards Single Education System based on National Language of the Federation
  3. Consideration of Minority Interest in a Multi Ethnic Nation (This is the major area of misrepresentation and political exploitation)


Show your support for the Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua Movement, find out more about the Memo and the proposal in the FAQ Sections

Rise my fellow Malaysians.....rise........(fuh macam pidato poyo aje!)

Sorry before gua lupe......we are all in this mess is because of the Decay in Our ruling Elites...(this i hope will be the topic of my future post kalu gua semangat la)... don't have to go to far back just start from Year 1 AB (Anno Badawi)

lastly Jib.....kalu mung nok tahu gapo bendo rakyak jelato ni nok mung nok keno buak pungutan suaro......toksoh dok kelih menate SMS polling tu Ambo pun buleh buak SMS spam....mung jangan pulok gi baco menate Survey hok paka statistical sampling weh......mung keno turun ko rakyak kelih sendiri gapo bendo hok dok tengoh jadi .........

Folks for further readings on the Theory of Consociational Centripetalism go here

Saturday, October 31, 2009

satD goes to Parliament.......

THE 2010 BUDGET SPEECH

By

YAB DATO’ SRI MOHD. NAJIB TUN ABDUL RAZAK
PRIME MINISTER AND MINISTER OF FINANCE

With Comments from satD The Intergalactic Uranus Constituency Representative

INTRODUCING THE SUPPLY BILL (2010)
IN THE DEWAN RAKYAT

23 OCTOBER 2009

1MALAYSIA, TOGETHER WE PROSPER

Biar betul pakcik

Mr. Speaker Sir,

I beg to move the Bill intituled “An Act to apply a sum from the Consolidated Fund for the service of the year 2010 and to appropriate that sum for the service of that year” be read a second time.


INTRODUCTION

In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious and the Most Merciful.

2. Praise be to Allah, for enabling me to present the 2010 National Budget in this august House. This is my maiden budget since taking office as the Minister of Finance.

3. I would like to begin my first Budget by reciting verse 32 in Surah Al-Zukhruf, “Is it they who would portion out the Mercy of your Lord? Is it We Who portion out between them their livelihood in this world, and We raised some of them above others in ranks, so that some may employ others in their work. But the mercy (Paradise) of your Lord (O Muhammad) is better than the (wealth of this world) which they amass.”

4. Taking the lesson from the verse, the Government has great responsibility to ensure that the nation’s wealth is enjoyed by the rakyat in a fair and equitable manner. We are in the midst of a difficult environment following the global economic crisis, which adversely affected the country. To date, the global economy and trade have yet to show strong signs of recovery. This requires us to plan wisely as well as make firm and bold decisions, given the limited resources available to stimulate the economy.


5. Although the 2010 Budget is the last budget for the 9th Malaysia Plan (9MP), it is the foundation for the development of the new economic model and a precursor to the 10th Malaysia Plan (10MP).

6. We are now at a critical juncture, either to remain trapped in a middle-income group or advance to a high-income economy. As such, we must be the agent of change and seek solutions in addressing global economic challenges.


7. We were successful in the past in transforming the economy from agriculture to industrial-based. We now have to shift to a new economic model based on innovation, creativity and high-value added activities. Only then, we will be able to remain relevant in a competitive global economy.


Betui ka…..did we not transform ourselves into Legoland assemblers of foreign products…which now proves to be uncompetative against the Vietnamese Legoland assemblers…….Innovation,Creativity and High-Value Added……sounds funky lets see how this new Economic Model will achieve this relevancy and allow us to be competitive in the global economy….

8. Innovation is an important national agenda. The Government will transform Malaysia through a comprehensive innovation process, comprising innovation in public and private sector governance, societal innovation, urban innovation, rural innovation, corporate innovation, industrial innovation, education innovation, healthcare innovation, transport innovation, social safety net innovation and branding innovation. Part of this innovation initiative is being implemented, through measures such as 1Malaysia Concept, National Key Result Areas (NKRAs), Key Performance Indicators (KPIs), new economic model and the establishment of PEMUDAH, PEMANDU and NEAC. The Government is committed and serious in undertaking total innovation to elevate the nation to a more advanced economy. Innovation Leadership for 1United, Innovative Malaysia.


Did u catch the Indonesian acronym bug or something…banyak benda lu nak innovate tu…still nothing concrete……lets read on

9. Since assuming leadership of the Government, I have introduced several important initiatives to stimulate the economy for the well-being of the rakyat. Among these are:

i. Introducing the 1Malaysia Concept, People First, Performance Now;
ii. Liberalising 27 services sub-sectors and the financial sector;
iii. Implementing NKRAs and KPIs;
iv. Abolishing the Foreign Investment Committee guidelines and establishing Ekuiti Nasional Berhad (Ekuinas);

v. Implementing programmes to ease the burden of the rakyat including Program Perumahan Rakyat and rural infrastructure; and
vi. Launching Amanah Saham 1Malaysia to encourage investment and increase income.

10. The 1Malaysia concept, People First, Performance Now, is a continuous effort in strengthening unity among the rakyat. This concept is based on positive values centred on social justice and acceptance of a multiracial society. This means the needs of the rakyat and the nation must always take precedence. Therefore, every step requires sacrifice and strong cooperation from every segment of the society.

Define Social Justice? And Define Acceptance Clearly in this plan of yours

11. I have announced the KPIs for the administration and the civil service. This is a bold step, which has never been implemented by any other country in the world. It is a clear testimony of the culture of responsibility and commitment of the administration and the civil service in discharging their duties, giving importance to the well-being of the rakyat.

12. To effectively achieve KPI targets, I have also announced six NKRAs namely, reducing crime rate; combating corruption; expanding access to quality and affordable education; raising the standard of living of the low-income groups; strengthening infrastructure in rural and remote areas; and improving public transport.


ECONOMIC PERFORMANCE


13. The Malaysian economy is an open economy, with total trade about 200% of GDP. Therefore, we are vulnerable to uncertainties in external trade and international capital flows. As a result of the global crisis, our exports fell sharply by 23.4% in the first half of 2009 compared with an increase of 15.5% in the same period last year. Similarly, the Industrial Production Index declined 12.7% compared with an increase of 3.3%. Total net foreign direct investment (FDI) decreased to RM3.6 billion, compared with RM19.7 billion during the same period.

14. As a proactive measure, the Government responded swiftly with the implementation of two Economic Stimulus Packages totalling RM67 billion. These stimulus packages are among the biggest and comprehensive in terms of value and coverage compared with other countries. The implementation of these packages has prevented the economy from sliding into a deeper recession. As at 16 October 2009, more than 48,000 projects were completed and almost 40,000 projects are being implemented. The implementation of the packages is on schedule.

15. Following the Government’s proactive measures, the economy has begun to show signs of recovery. This is evident with the GDP contracting at a slower pace of 3.9% during the second quarter of 2009, compared with -6.2% in the first quarter. This improved performance was supported by the construction sector, which grew 2.8% in the second quarter, as a result of projects implemented under the stimulus packages. In addition, the agriculture and services sectors recorded increase of 0.3% and 1.6%, respectively. Private consumption expenditure rebounded 0.5%, following improvements in household sector confidence and labour market sentiment.

16. On 1 October, the International Monetary Fund (IMF) projected the world economy to contract at a slower rate of 1.1% in 2009 compared with its earlier projection of -1.4% in July. In fact, in 2010, the global economy is expected to grow strongly at 3.1%. World trade is expected to record -11.9% in 2009 and recover at 2.5% in 2010. Taking into account the performance of the global economy and international trade as well as improved domestic economic environment, the nation’s GDP in 2009 is projected at -3.0%, better than the earlier projection of -4.0% to -5.0% announced on 28 May 2009.

17. In 2010, the economy is expected to expand 2.0% to 3.0%. All sectors of the economy are projected to record positive growth, with the mining sector at 1.1%, manufacturing 1.7%, agriculture 2.5% and construction 3.2%. The services sector remains the main driver, expanding 3.6%. Economic growth will be supported by private consumption at 2.9% and private investment recovering 3.4%.


18. In addition, the rebound in exports at 3.5% is expected to contribute towards economic growth. Inflation remains low between 1.5% and 2.5% and unemployment at below 4.0%. Per capita income of the rakyat is projected to increase 2.5% to RM24,661 and income in terms of purchasing power parity to USD13,177.


2010 BUDGET STRATEGIES

Lets roll mister Prime Minister


19. The 2010 Budget will be the foundation for the development of the new economic model and the formulation of the 10MP. In tandem with the 1Malaysia concept, the focus of this Budget is the well-being of the rakyat and gives importance to the achievements of the NKRAs. This Budget will also emphasise on advancing the role of the private sector as the driver of economic growth, developing high-skilled human capital and enhancing the efficiency of the public service. With the theme 1MALAYSIA, TOGETHER WE PROSPER this Budget focuses on three strategies, namely:


First: Driving the Nation towards a High-Income Economy;

Second: Ensuring Holistic and Sustainable Development; and


Third: Focusing on Well-being of the Rakyat.


FIRST STRATEGY: DRIVING THE NATION TOWARDS A HIGH-INCOME ECONOMY

20. In advancing towards a high-income economy, the Government will take a new approach based on innovation, creativity and high value-added activities. These measures will more than double the per capita income of the rakyat in the next 10 years.

Double our income?....How was the previous rate of growth our per capita- Income, how will external factors affect this growth path? What about inflation adjusted figures?

INCREASING PRIVATE INVESTMENT


21. The private sector was once the main driver of economic growth, with investment contributing almost 30% of GDP. However, the situation has changed since the 1997/98 Asian financial crisis. In recent years, private investment declined significantly to below 10% of GDP. Total domestic direct investment decreased from RM72 billion in 1997 to RM56 billion in 2008
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22. Hence, the private sector contribution in driving the economy will be intensified. Towards this end, the Government will give priority to enhance domestic investment and encourage local companies abroad to remit their profits and reinvest in the country. Currently, the nation faces stiff competition from neighbouring countries in attracting limited FDIs. As such, aggressive and innovative measures must be taken to attract and increase FDI inflows.

Providing Business-friendly Environment

23. The Government will address structural issues to provide a more conducive business environment and create a more market-oriented economy. Towards this, local authorities will take immediate steps to facilitate registration of businesses and expedite issuance of Development Orders. The Government has established 2 new Commercial Division Courts to expedite the hearing of commercial cases and resolve them within 9 months compared with a longer duration prior to this.


24. To ensure an effective delivery system, individuals and companies are only required to use a single reference number in their dealings with Government agencies. For individuals, the initiative known as MyID, uses MyKad number, while for companies, MyCoID utilises the Companies Commission of Malaysia (CCM) business registration number.

Foreign Companies macam mane? Assume you’ll be dealing with both domestic and foreign entities…..
Malaysia is one of the most profiled nation in the world..folks….so to all the Tax Evaders beware a large data warehousing infrastructure is being built behind the scene to monitor your activities………….reminds me of Room 101…..

25. Both initiatives were introduced on 1 September 2009. Under phase one, MyID will be used in the Road Transport Department, Immigration Department, Employees Provident Fund (EPF) and Inland Revenue Board (IRB). MyCoID will be used in IRB, EPF, Pembangunan Sumber Manusia Berhad and Social Security Organisation (SOCSO). MyID and MyCoID will be extended to other Government agencies in stages beginning early 2010.

26. Concerted efforts to attract highly talented and skilled individuals from abroad are critical. Towards this, the Government will simplify the granting of Permanent Resident (PR) Status to highly talented and skilled individuals to accelerate technology transfers and the transformation process. In addition, visas will be automatically granted to working and dependent expatriate family members within 14 days. PR status will also be extended to foreign men married to Malaysian women.

Talented in what sectors? And how to ensure that Technology transfer happens- why grant PR if you want to ensure tech transfer? This is the same logic when the brits brought the Pendatangs for Rubber and Tin Mining
BTW I think the Child of the PR can apply to become our Rakyat, this same clause was given to the original pendatangs population who are the forefathers of the non-indigenous population…..how now?


27. A business-friendly environment requires uninterrupted electricity supply to ensure smooth business operations. For this, Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB) will spend RM5 billion to implement electricity generation, transmission and distribution projects in 2010. These include the Hydroelectric Project in Ulu Jelai, Pahang and Hulu Terengganu. Sabah Electricity Sendirian Berhad will increase its electricity generation capacity as well as strengthen delivery and distribution system in Sabah. This will reduce the System Average Interruption Duration Index to 700 minutes by 2010.

Orang kat pendalaman tu dah dapat electric + water supply ke? I tot rakyat first……


Implementation of Privatisation Initiatives


28. The Government will gradually reduce its involvement in economic activities, particularly in areas where it competes with the private sector. For this, the Government will privatise companies under Ministry of Finance (MOF Inc.) and other viable Government agencies. The second wave of privatisation aims to enable the companies and agencies to operate more efficiently and expand their activities. This will reduce their financial dependence on the Government.

Time to make some money for Investment Bankers and Cronies? I’m assuming most of these companies are already operational and this exercise involves the purely the transfer of ownership from Govt to Private entities…..what stage of growth are these companies at now? Can they go for listing directly? Where does Ekuinas fit in this picture will it have a first right of refusal to participate form equity perspective?

Key aspect should be that it does not create natural monopolies-especially if the competitor from the private sector gain control of these government assets/companies


Enhancing Implementation of Public-Private Partnership Initiatives

29. Public-private collaboration will be enhanced to enable the private sector to spearhead economic growth. High-impact projects by the private sector will be undertaken jointly with the Government. The role of the Government is to facilitate the provision of basic infrastructure to ensure project viability. Among projects to be implemented in 2010 include the development of an Integrated Immigration, Customs and Quarantine Complex (CIQ) in Bukit Kayu Hitam, construction of 6 UiTM campuses and the development of MATRADE Centre.


Intensifying Foreign Direct Investment

30. Malaysia faces stiff competition from regional countries in attracting FDI inflows. In this regard, the Government has relaxed conditions and simplified procedures for foreign companies to operate in Malaysia.


31. Khazanah Nasional Berhad and Permodalan Nasional Berhad will enhance collaboration with foreign investors in education, tourism and infrastructure. The Government will further intensify efforts to attract FDI by allowing equity ownership in companies and joint ventures in local projects.


32. We have taken aggressive steps to attract investors from Middle East, China and India. This initiative has yielded positive results. Following my recent visit, a company from Saudi Arabia has invested USD1.5 billion in a high-impact project in collaboration with 1Malaysia Development Berhad (1MDB), a Government-owned sovereign wealth fund, which also invested USD1 billion in the project.

Woit….berapa banyak sovereign wealth fund kita ade?
Gua baru google kat website dia cakap kata – Formely known as Terengganu Investment Authority Berhad- For futher info read my old post on this matter here


33. I often remind the private sector and Government-linked companies (GLCs) not to neglect their social responsibilities in their quest for profits. In line with this, for a start, 1MDB will establish a corporate social responsibility fund totalling RM100 million as a start to finance community activities.

What the fuck CSR should be borne by the respective companies- ape kena mengena dengan 1MDB…….You are clearly straying away from basic rule of a fund pakcik…lu nak kena bitch slap dengan gua ke

INTENSIFYING RESEARCH, DEVELOPMENT AND COMMERCIALISATION

34. Currently, expenditure on R&D activities is at 0.6% of GDP, well below the United States at 3%, South Korea 3.5% and Taiwan 2.4%. To shift towards a high-income economy, we need a strong foundation in research, development and commercialisation (R&D&C) activities. Therefore, to strengthen R&D&C activities, the Government will undertake the following measures

First: Rationalising all research funds and grants to be more effective to achieve set targets;

Second: Establishing a National Innovation Centre supported by a network of innovation excellence centres under the Ministry of Science, Technology and Innovation and in collaboration with the Ministry of Higher Education;

Third: Integrating R&D activities with patents, copyrights and trademarks registration to ensure R&D&C processes are implemented more effectively. The cooperation between patent and research agencies will expedite the commercialisation of research findings; and

Fourth: Providing small and medium enterprises with tax deduction on expenses incurred in the registration of patents and trademarks in the country.

Ahh….We’ve seen too many crappy failures in this area…..stay out unless R&D involves industry of “strategic national importance”…leave it to the Corporates and provide tax incentives on the R&D itself…….and why must R&D happen in Malaysia? Can this money be used to finance R&D for foreign companies in -return we will have access to the key technology for commercialization? You can no longer think of Domestic when it comes to getting ahead of R&D…….you need to get out there a steal PHds from other countries……


LEVERAGING FULLY ON NICHE AREAS

Niche…….sound very technocrap


35. We must intensify efforts to fully leverage on the potential of sectors in which we have the advantage, including the services sector. To date, the contribution of the services sector to GDP is 58% and has the potential to be developed further. Thus, we have to focus on niche areas with potential and move up the value chain as well as generate higher returns. The areas include tourism, information technology and communication (ICT), finance and Islamic banking, halal and green technology industries.

Boosting Tourism Industry

36. The tourism industry has the potential to be further developed, given its high value-add, particularly ecotourism, agrotourism, edutourism and health tourism. Despite the weak global economic environment and the outbreak of influenza A (H1N1) pandemic, tourist arrivals remain high, averaging 2 million per month. As at August 2009, tourist arrivals increased 4.4% to 15.4 million compared with 14.7 million during the same period in 2008.

37. To further intensify the tourism industry, the Government will allocate a total of RM899 million in 2010. Among the main programmes to be implemented are:

First: Attracting more participants from United Kingdom, Japan, Republic of Korea, Middle East, India and China to participate in the Malaysia My Second Home (MM2H) programme;

Why these countries? How successful is MM2H anyway……

Second: Upgrading the quality of infrastructure in tourism centres throughout the country, such as ecotourism development and upgrading homestay facilities;

Start with clean toilets and garbage bins pakcik……proper maps, search and rescue thing…..this whole eco- thinggy …..once it get commercialised in a big way…you can say goodbye to the Eco part…if you don’t have proper conservation strategy

Third: Ensuring front liners are locals. In this regard, the service of foreign workers currently employed as front liners will be terminated in stages;

Then Locals should start learning foreign Languages…..this brings me back to Education issue but I will not clutter this post with it…….

Fourth: Utilising internet-based advertising to promote tourism activities; and

Duh….this also want to put in budget speech ka


Fifth: Providing more attractive tourism products and events including KL Grand Prix Fest, National Water Festival, Rain Forest EcoChallenges and Malaysia International Golf Exhibition as well as launching a large-scale shopping mall for branded items based on the factory outlet concept.

Attractive?....Try counting the # of people who came for the event?....we got water festival ka?....main selit aje ke……
But I like the Large Scale Factory Outlet thing……..


38. To further promote the medical tourism industry, the Government will enhance tax incentives for healthcare service providers who offer services to foreign health tourists. Income tax exemption of 50% on the value of increased exports will be increased to 100%. This enables healthcare service providers to offer high quality health services and attract more health tourists.

Boobjob anyone?....overall good but must ensure the prices are competative Vs Singapore- provide end to end- tie up with Malaysia Airlines + Air-Asia + Hotels baru cantik……


Strengthening ICT Industry


39. To strengthen ICT, the Government will expedite the implementation of High Speed Broadband (HSBB) at a total cost of RM11.3 billion, of which RM2.4 billion is from the Government and RM8.9 billion from Telekom Malaysia. Initially, broadband services with the speed of 10 mega bytes per second (Mbps) will be provided in selected areas in Kuala Lumpur and Selangor by end-March 2010. Subsequently, these services will be extended to other selected areas nationwide between 2010 and 2012.

Too little too late…..i was always against the MSCstrategy of setting up geopraphical boundaries for its status….this measure should have been done a long time ago, and incentives should have been given to buildings that is connected at a minimum standard to the high speed grid…by doing so companies can grow anywhere in Malaysia and not just focused to Cyberjaya –KLCC grid…….bodoh punya tinktank…ke nak jual tanah punye plan…lets see how this one will fare…….

40. Broadband penetration is currently at 25%. This rate is far lower compared to 95% in the Republic of Korea, 88% in Singapore, 64% in Japan and 60% in the United States. In order to attain developed nation status, computer ownership and broadband penetration should be enhanced. Various tax incentives have been given to augment the supply of broadband services in Malaysia, in respect of infrastructure development and capacity. To further enhance broadband penetration, the Government proposes that individual taxpayers be given tax relief on broadband subscription fee up to RM500 a year from 2010 to 2012.

Give it for free to household(advertisement support model)…let the corporates pay….


41. Civil servants are eligible to apply for computer loans up to a maximum of RM5,000 from the Government once in every 5 years. To encourage computer ownership, civil servants can now apply for computer loans once in every 3 years.

Lets start a computer selling scheme program……any takers…….


Intensifying Halal Industry

42. The world Muslim population exceeds 1.8 billion while the demand for halal products and services continues to grow, reaching USD2.1 trillion annually. In addition, halal products are increasingly popular among non-Muslims. In this context, as a rapidly developing Islamic country, Malaysia is recognised as a hub for halal food and products. To further advance the halal industry, the Government will:

First: Formulate the Halal Act in collaboration with state Majlis Agama Islam, which will be the basis for the development, regulation and enforcement of halal industry activities;

Good luck with the implementation….and remember this one you are responsible to God kalu lu kencing barang halal

Second: To corporatize the Halal Industry Development Corporation (HDC) as an agency under the Ministry of International Trade and Industry (MITI). This agency will prepare and implement an action plan for the development of halal industry;

How do you corporatize a corporation?
Have a feeling that you are creating layers of bureaucracy on top of other existing agencies


Third: Intensify Halal Certification by Department of Islamic Development Malaysia (JAKIM) by collaborating with international institutions to obtain standards certification, such as Hazard Analysis and Critical Control Point and Good Manufacturing Practice. This will enable JAKIM Halal certificates to be internationally recognised; and

I tot KJ got this project last time……
First can you provide a list of countries where Jakim halal cert is already accepted…

Fourth: Developing the halal products anti-smuggling system at 3 entry points and 3 main ports to facilitate agencies, such as Royal Customs Malaysia, Department of Veterinary Services and JAKIM to prevent smuggling activities as well as reduce risk of pandemic diseases. An amount of RM24 million will be provided.

So this canggih system will detect the smuggling of “halal-only” product ke?...teet babi goreng…..ok can go thru kinda thing is it? Sounds like a con-job in the making


ADVANCING AGRICULTURE SECTOR


43. The agriculture sector has contributed significantly to the income of the people in rural areas and to economic growth. The Government is confident that the sector has the potential to be upgraded and play a significant role in generating income for the rakyat. The transformation of the sector needs to be intensified from cultivation to marketing the products. This process involves programmes aimed at attracting more young entrepreneurs, encourage best agricultural practices and upgrade agriculture infrastructure. For this purpose, the Government will allocate RM6 billion for the agriculture sector, among others:

First: Upgrade and improve drainage and irrigation infrastructure in paddy fields involving 180,000 farmers with an allocation of RM137 million;

Agree

Second: Implement the Paya Peda Dam Project in Terengganu, which will increase water supply capacity to Skim Pengairan Padi in Besut. For the year 2010, a sum of RM70 million will be provided;

Agree

Third: Modernise the aquaculture industry and implement entrepreneurship training scheme for aquaculture breeders with focus on production of fish fry and ornamental fish. The scheme will benefit 1,150 participants, involving an allocation of RM82 million;

That is 71K for each participant…..care to share with us the “plan”

Fourth: Develop food farming industry such as fruits, vegetables, organic farming, herbs, seaweeds and swiftlet nests with an allocation of RM149 million;

What are you developing? Are you providing incentives? Are you training self-sustainable organic farming…..
Fruit and Vege industry are already mature….
I would prefer if the allocation have gone into sustainable argriculture instead, reduction of pesticide and all that jazz………..all these crappy shit we’ve been eating are the key reasons that folks are droppin dead left right and center…

Fifth: Develop basic infrastructure of livestock farms and establish supply chains for production of beef and mutton with an allocation of RM58 million; and

Agree…anything that help improve supply chain will improve the value

Sixth: Implement the incubator programme to train and guide youths and graduates to be successful agro-entrepreneurs. This programme will be jointly undertaken by the Ministry of Agriculture and Agro-based Industry, Ministry of Youth and Sports, Universiti Putra Malaysia, AgroBank and Regional Economic Corridors.

Agree but make sure risk rewards relationship is proper…I don’t want folks going in and then cabut lari with default rates as high as 70%.....reason….ikan mampus…..sayur kena gigit ulat etc…….


44. Efforts are being undertaken to establish Federal Land Development Authority (FELDA) settlements for large-scale food production and as a national food storehouse. Vacant land in FELDA settlements will be used to plant chillies, brinjals, bunga kantan and bananas. FAMA will facilitate the marketing of these products. On 23 August, I proposed that FELDA, Federal Land Consolidation and Rehabilitation Authority (FELCRA) and Rubber Industry Smallholders Development Authority (RISDA) cooperate in establishing a consortium to implement various high-impact projects in downstream and upstream industries.

Good but ensure that the locals of the area are involved…….but make sure this don’t end up into a large scale mess of white elephants projects…
What are targets? Reducing imports of Food? Increasing Exports?....be clear a bit…..
I don’t know much about chillies, brinjal, bunga kantan n bananas….but minus the banana..i think the 3 goes into a nice curry dish……


45. The consortium will be established by the end of 2009, with a paid-up capital of RM300 million and, with each agency contributing RM100 million. This consortium involves technology sharing, plantation management, business partnerships, including supply and processing of agriculture products.

I tot there was 4 agencies mentioned ..so one don’t have to contribute?…..how does this Con-sortium work hand in hand with the agencies involved?.........
I smell a potential white elephant coming our way………


46. To ensure agriculture products are marketed abroad effectively and expeditiously, efforts to upgrade cargo facilities will be intensified. For this, MASKargo will upgrade air cargo facilities for export of perishable agriculture products. This measure will assist entrepreneurs to export more agriculture produce.

Duh……


47. The Government is concerned with the plight of farmers and fishermen. To safeguard their interest, the Government will provide subsidies, incentives and assistance amounting to almost RM2 billion.

What are their interest?


48. Among subsidies and incentives to be provided in 2010 include paddy price subsidy of more than RM400 million and paddy fertiliser subsidy of almost RM300 million. Meanwhile, incentives to increase paddy yield, production and rice subsidy account for almost RM220 million. In addition, a sum of RM170 million is allocated to provide cost of living allowance and incentives to fishermen.

As long as these subsidies goes to the proper segment and actually provide the necessary support and also improve their well-being…gua rase OK kut…and to those receiving this subsidi..dont la lu pergi jual pulak baja yg lu dapat murah kat orang lain..or selling diesel offshore to foreign vessels….


PROMOTING CONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY


49. The construction industry recorded positive growth despite the difficult economic environment. This sector has the potential to be further developed with the implementation of various Government development projects. These measures also reinvigorate building materials related industries and intensify the services sector. In 2010, allocation totalling RM9 billion is provided to finance infrastructure projects including:


First: Provision of RM4.7 billion for road and bridge projects as well as RM2.6 billion for water supply and sewerage services; and

Infra…Infra…..Infra………no problem jangan terbengkalai sudah and make sure tender goes to those who deserve it…


Second: Provision of RM899 million for rail facilities, RM820 million for ports and sea services as well as RM276 million for airport projects.

Infra…Infra…..Infra………

STRENGTHENING SMALL AND MEDIUM ENTERPRISES


50. The Government continues to focus on the development of local entrepreneurs, particularly small and medium enterprises (SMEs). Currently, there are 79 SME funds and grants totalling RM8.8 billion administered by various agencies. To further simplify access to SME financing, the Government is taking steps to consolidate these funds to 33. Subsequently, these funds will be coordinated by SME Corp.

79 to 33….ape formula lu pakai pakcik?


51. The Government will also allocate a sum of RM350 million to SME Corp., of which RM200 million is for SME soft loans, RM100 million for capacity enhancement, while the balance is for branding and promotion. The interest rate on soft loans offered by SME Corp will be similar to rates offered by development finance institutions.

mmmm…….RM100 for capacity enhancement for who the SME’s or the SME Corporation? And RM50Million for Branding & Promo for who SME Corp? banyak sangat tu, just utilise the existing national infrastructure such as Tax Department, Registrar of Corporation, RTM for the necessary public message distribution…..It does not really compete directly with Banking Institution so I just don’t see the logic for RM 50 Million…..


52. In addition, there are 6 SME funds administered by Bank Negara Malaysia (BNM) totalling RM13.4 billion. These funds have benefitted 46,000 SMEs with approved total financing of RM20 billion. To ensure faster and easier disbursement of funds, the Government will ensure financial institutions approve micro financing at an average of 6 days and disbursements at an average of 4 days.

OK, but firms make sure you got the necessary documents for processing and for the SME funds Credit Officers to have the necessary infrastructure of validation and also perhaps some basic Credit Scoring System to evaluate the Risk Profile of Investors


53. The Government will also allocate RM538 million for the implementation of various SME development programmes. These include:

First: An allocation of RM281 million to state economic development corporations;
What is the plan of the individual state?


Second: An allocation of RM200 million to Tabung Kumpulan Usaha Niaga (TEKUN). This includes RM20 million for small-scale Malaysian-Indian entrepreneurs, which is an addition to the existing allocation of RM15 million. To enhance TEKUN’s management efficiency, loan approval and repayment processes will be restructured to improve effectiveness to benefit more entrepreneurs; and

Kamu semua mesti bekerja dengan tekun,jangan buang masa dan make sure “entrepreneurs” receive the Benefit…….this one got KPI or not? Kalau kurang tekun macam mana

Third: An allocation of RM57 million, among others for the purchase of business premises, provision of infrastructure outside industrial areas and Skim Kilang Bimbingan through the SME Bank.

Aik…..now bank is operating infrastructure??


DEVELOPING GREEN TECHNOLOGY

54. Green technology has the potential to become an important sector in economic development. Towards this, the Government launched the National Green Technology Policy in August. The objective of the policy is to provide direction towards management of sustainable environment. To further promote the development of green technology activities, the Government will:

First: Restructure the Malaysia Energy Centre as the National Green Technology Centre tasked with formulating a green technology development action plan. This Centre will function as the focal point to set standards and promote green technology. To intensify green awareness activities and practise environment-friendly lifestyle, an allocation of RM20 million will be provided;

mmmm…….jumping on the green bandwagon I c…lets see what this Center can do….the previous Malaysia Energy Center tu punye program ape eh?
Practise environment friendly lifestyle by who pakcik….you mean if I recycle, berak kambus tanah, makan nasi bungkus daun pisang, pergi supermarket bawak plastic bag sendiri can get rebates or fund support?
I would prefer if you set macro targets for usage of green tech by Government, i.e. 5% of total energy or all government documents on recycled papers…..baru boleh cerita you must lead by example bitch!


Second: Organise an international exhibition on green technology in April 2010. The exhibition is expected to attract internationally renowned companies and experts in green technology;

For who? Must ensure the benefits of such program filter down to the Industry n eventually the environment

Third: Develop Putrajaya and Cyberjaya as pioneer townships in Green Technology, as a showcase for the development of other townships; and

Who will bear the cost of “greening” Putra Jaya/Cyber Jaya? Will this be converted into Carbon Credits for example whereby there is clear incentives for investment in such technology…….No Clear Plan from this statement…..why would other township follow?

Fourth: Give priority to environment-friendly products and services that comply with green technology standards in Government procurement.

Got green standards in procurement? Re my comments in your first strategy- Set up procurements targets for Green instead of priority concept if you are serious


55. To promote green technology, the Government will establish a fund amounting to RM1.5 billion. This fund will provide soft loans to companies that supply and utilise green technology. For suppliers, the maximum financing is RM50 million and for consumer companies RM10 million. The Government will bear 2% of the total interest rate. In addition, the Government will provide a guarantee of 60% on the financing amount, with the remaining 40% by banking institutions. Loan applications can be made through the National Green Technology Centre. This scheme will commence on 1 January 2010 and is expected to benefit 140 companies.

140 Companies will get 60% guarantee and 2% Interest rebate, why would you want to guarantee supplier of products? Bodoh gile…..If you want to guarantee Technology Development itu masuk akal la pakcik……So now Green Tech Center got Loan application department…….for real ka…..use banking channel la and ask companies to get recommendation/support letter from Center to say that they qualify for Green Technology category


Promoting Construction of Green Buildings

56. To expand the use of green technology, the Government launched the Green Building Index (GBI) on 21 May 2009. GBI is a green rating index on environmentally friendly buildings. Green buildings save utility costs and preserve the quality of the environment. To promote green technology, the Government proposes that:

First: Building owners obtaining GBI Certificates from 24 October 2009 until 31 December 2014 be given income tax exemption equivalent to the additional capital expenditure in obtaining such Certificates; and

Agree, but the Tax exemption is too little for the incentive

Second: Buyers purchasing buildings with GBI Certificates from developers be given stamp duty exemption on instruments of transfer of ownership. The exemption amount is equivalent to the additional cost incurred in obtaining the GBI Certificates. This exemption is given to buyers who execute sales and purchase agreements from 24 October 2009 until 31 December 2014.

Bodoh punye strategy, if you are serious you should raise related taxes for Non-Green Building so that there is incentive to go green


PROMOTING CREATIVE INDUSTRY

57. The creative industry has the potential to be further developed and contribute to economic growth. This industry encompasses performing arts and music, design, animation, advertisement and content development. To coordinate the development of the various segments of the industry, the Government will:

First: Formulate a comprehensive Creative Industry Policy for the development of creative industry;

Let see how creative is the Creative Policy


Second: Establish a RM200 million Creative Industry Fund to finance activities, such as film and drama productions, music, animation, advertisements and local content development. The fund managed by Bank Simpanan Nasional will provide soft loans. The loan application procedures will also be simplified; and

OK but make sure in National Language of the Federation

Third: Establish Tabung Kebajikan Penggiat Seni to ensure the welfare of artistes. For this, a launching grant of RM3 million will be provided.

Who will qualify as Penggiat Seni?

SECOND STRATEGY: ENSURING HOLISTIC AND SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT

58. Holistic and sustainable development must be emphasised to enable the country to become a high-income economy. The development of each economic sector requires high quality human capital with suitable skills. There is a need to ensure balanced development to narrow the gap between urban and rural areas. In addition, economic development requires a strong financial and banking system. An efficient and professional Government machinery with integrity and positive values is also needed to achieve development goals

ENHANCING HIGHLY SKILLED HUMAN CAPITAL

59. High quality human capital is a prerequisite to support the national development agenda. Therefore, the Government will ensure human capital development is implemented comprehensively, encompassing efforts to increase skills and knowledge. Apart from this, measures will be taken to develop intellectuals in science and technology, groom entrepreneurial capabilities as well as nurture positive and progressive values.

Expanding Access to Quality and Affordable Education

60. In line with the objective to develop high quality human capital, the Government will allocate RM30 billion for primary and secondary education, which will benefit 5.5 million students nationwide. This allocation includes emoluments amounting to RM19 billion, RM2.8 billion for student assistance and scholarship programme, RM1.6 billion for the construction of 80 new schools as well as 1,100 additional blocks and 347 school replacement projects. This allocation is for the construction of national primary and secondary schools, Government-aided religious schools, national-type Chinese and Tamil schools and mission schools. In addition, a sum of RM1.1 billion is provided to refurbish and upgrade schools nationwide, especially in Sabah and Sarawak.

Ahh……I dream for the day the National Type are no longer mentioned in Government budget

61. In addition, the Government announced the NKRA with focus on widening access to quality and affordable education. It aims to ensure the rakyat receives the best education, from foundation to the highest level. For this, focus will be given on 4 NKRA sub-components, namely:

First: Strengthening pre-school education

62. The Government will incorporate pre-school education as part of the mainstream national education system. To date, the participation rate of children, between 5 and 6 years old in Government and private pre-schools, is at 67%. The Government aspires to increase the participation rate to 87% by 2012

Good and make sure cost is not too restrictive….I hear folks going to Kindergarten with the equivalent cost of doing a degree in a local U….ape benda depa belajor tu?.

63. To achieve this, all pre-school facilities and curriculum under KEMAS and other agencies will be revamped, in line with the policy and standards stipulated by the Ministry of Education. Private pre-schools are also given the opportunity to participate in this initiative. In addition, the Government will establish centralised pre-schools in existing school premises as well as provide training and courses to Government and private pre-school teachers. For this, an allocation of RM48 million will be provided in 2010.

Are you implying that little kids are going to go to same schools are budak sekolah rendah? R u sure that’s a good idea ke……and why should budget go to Private Pre-School teachers????? Its Private not Public duh

Second: Increasing literacy and numeracy rate

64. A number of normal school-going children in primary schools are yet to be proficient in basic literacy and numeracy skills. The Government aims to ensure that 100% of all normal school children will master basic literacy and numeracy after 3 years of schooling. Among the programmes that will be implemented include provision of special modules for students and teachers, student screening according to capabilities as well as special training programmes for teachers. This measure will commence in 2010, involving all Year 1 school children with an allocation of RM32 million.

No way…WTF happen to our education system….basic literacy/numeracy sampai darjar 3 pun kantoi ka? Only One Year 1 in 2010…what about the bodoh children after Year 1 in 2010


Third: Creating high performance schools

65. We need to enhance the quality of education and grant autonomy to the school management in producing excellent students. For this purpose, the Government will classify identified schools as high performance schools (SBT). SBT will focus on academic excellence, overall students’ achievements, including discipline and cleanliness, curriculum activities as well as competency in schools’ specialisation areas. The Government targets 20 schools to be recognised as SBT in 2010 with an allocation of RM20 million.

That’s 1 Milllion for each school……..what are the criteria for these identified school..
High performing in what actually…..

Fourth: Recognising school principals and head teachers

66. The Government will ensure that schools are managed and administered professionally by principals and head teachers as well as their management teams. For excellent performing schools, the Government will introduce the New Deal or Bai’ah as an appreciation of the contribution and performance of principals and head teachers. The Government will determine the performance targets that must be achieved, as agreed by principals and head teachers. If the targets are achieved, rewards in the form of monetary and non-monetary incentives, as well as autonomy in school administration will be accorded. However, for those who fail to meet the targets for 2 consecutive years, necessary action will be taken.

Too vague but monetary incentives always works…..what is this necessary action and what would the impact to the students if these necessary action are enforced?

Safeguarding Welfare of Students

67. The Government intends to reward students who excel in their studies. For this, the Government will:

First: Award National Scholarships to 30 crème de la crème students strictly based on merit. These scholarship recipients will further their education in world renowned universities;

What level be more specific: Degree, Masters or PHD?
This merit itself pakai measurement apa…..
Kalu serious focus on PHD level not on degree or Masters…..if there’s only 30 spots best reserved for those needing to pursue advance degree in fields that will benefit the nation

Second: Convert the National Higher Education Fund Corporation (PTPTN) loans to scholarships for students who graduate with first class honours degree or equivalent, beginning 2010;

Agree but what is the equivalent to First Class……Business Class + Air Miles can or not

Third: Provide a 50% discount on fares for long-distance services of Keretapi Tanah Melayu Berhad (KTMB) to students aged 13 and above. A complimentary 1Malaysia student discount card can be obtained from KTMB. This discount will commence 1 January 2010; and

How does this contribute to better education?

Fourth: Offer a netbook package, including free broadband service, to university students for RM50 per month for 2 years. This package is cheaper than the current market price. Priority will be given to first year students and those from low-income families. For a start, this package will be offered by Telekom Malaysia to 100,000 local university students, effective 1 January 2010.

Apekedenda ini Netbook , is it Notebook tapi silap spelling? If it is Network access just make sure all University have Free Wifi in its compound and the Cost is subsidized by Government…….

Enhancing Skills of the Workforce

68. Continuous efforts will be taken to train and improve the skills of the workforce to meet market demand. The quality of the workforce will be enhanced through education and appropriate training. For this purpose, the Government will:

First: Provide RM1.3 billion for management and upgrading of polytechnics and community colleges as well as provide an education loan fund to benefit 32,000 students;

Agree

Second: Allocate RM504 million to build and upgrade as well as maintain equipment at the Industrial Training Institutes and Advanced Technology Training Centres;

Agree

Third: Provide RM438 million to Institut Kemahiran MARA and Kolej Kemahiran Tinggi MARA as well as Institut Kemahiran Belia Negara and Institut Kemahiran Tinggi Belia Negara for training and upgrading;

Agree

Fourth: Provide RM110 million to state skills development centres and selected training institutions for industrial training programmes, particularly in technical, hospitality and culinary areas as well as furniture making; and

Agree

Fifth: Accredit Sijil Kemahiran Malaysia (SKM) level 4 and above as equivalent to the academic stream. With this accreditation, SKM level 4 holders are eligible to apply for employment in the public sector, while those in the private sector can draw salaries equivalent to diploma holders.

Is the quality of SKM Level 4 comparable to Diploma Holders?

Expanding PERMATA Programme

69. The PERMATA Programme emphasises early childcare and education in an integrated and organised manner. This programme will contribute towards the development of knowledgeable and high performing individuals. To date, the programme has been introduced in 457 childcare centres and successfully nurtured 17,565 children. To further enhance the programme, the Government provides an allocation of RM100 million to implement the following:

First: PERMATA Negara involves early childcare and education programme for children under five years old. Guidelines will be provided to coordinate curriculum, training and qualifications of trainers at all childcare centres;

Agree

Second: PERMATA Seni involves training intelligent and talented students in performing arts. This programme will be implemented by the Ministry of Information, Communication and Culture;

Agree and about time too……must nurture them young…

Third: PERMATA Pintar aims to guide exceptionally intelligent students to excel. This programme will be implemented by Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia (UKM) in collaboration with the University of Johns Hopkins, United States. The first intake will be in 2011; and

Cool…..make sure you monitor these kids up to their Uni……guide them and make sure they become the best of the best….

Fourth: PERMATA Insan aims to educate students to understand, internalise and practise the fundamentals of al-Quran. This programme will be administered by Universiti Sains Islam Malaysia for students between 9 to 12 years old.

Agree but understand, internalise n practise fundamentals of Quran sounds pretty heavy stuff for 9 year old……..quite a number of stuff tak wajib lagi from age perspective……

70. In addition, PERMATA will also implement the Perkasa Remaja programme to train and guide youths between 18 and 25 years old to discourage them from getting involved in social ills. The programme administered by UKM will enable youths to be more responsible and useful to the society and nation.

How to discourage social ills? I’m interested to see how this program is implemented…
Eh pakcik 18-25 year old are not youths la……there are already consenting adults…
Start at younger age before they can officially do things as adults

Strengthening Public Higher Education Institutions

71. In efforts to strengthen public higher education institutions (IPTA) to be more competitive and improve their world ranking, the Government will consider granting IPTA greater autonomy in managing finance, human resources, administration, student intake and income generation. With greater autonomy, for example, IPTA will be allowed to establish subsidiaries to generate revenue.

Jeng jeng jeng …….welcome white elephants and failure in governance…..

72. To achieve this objective, the Government will consider relaxing rules and regulations, which hinder IPTA from generating their own income. This will enable IPTA to reduce their financial dependence on the Government. However, the Government will ensure that income generation activity by IPTA will not jeopardise their core business of producing quality human capital for economic development.

Universities should generate income via Commercialisation of Research….once you allow them to do other funky stuff..outside the scope of education…..gua guarantee outcome macam cibai…..

STRENGTHENING BANKING AND FINANCIAL SYSTEM

73. A strong banking and financial system is vital for the development of the economy. The insurance industry will be improved to meet market demand. In addition, liberalisation and modernisation of the capital market will be further intensified to stimulate stock market activities.

74. The current structure of motor insurance scheme is rigid as it fails to take into account rising business costs and claims. To ensure the rakyat continues to have access to motor insurance protection, a basic insurance and takaful scheme will be offered. Premiums for the insurance protection scheme will be determined at an appropriate level, which does not burden the rakyat and commensurate with the level of protection. This scheme will provide mandatory basic insurance coverage for third party bodily injuries and death as well as enable claimants to obtain compensation expeditiously. This scheme is expected to be introduced by mid-2010.

I tot the policy is already wajib for folks to have insurance in order to renew road-tax?
Ape lu cerita ni……..are you planning to intervene in the market determined pricing of insurance policies……..do you know what actuarial parameters are required to price a policy for motor vehicle…..ada Business Cost, Claims Experience, Reserve Cost….that itself says that your whole statement is Technocrap speak


75. Small businesses often encounter financial problems due to unexpected events, such as accidents, fire and loss of property. To ensure this group continues to benefit from better financial protection, the micro insurance and takaful coverage will be expanded. With premium as low as RM20 per month, small-scale businessmen will benefit from coverage ranging from RM10,000 to RM20,000. The Government will support the insurance and takaful industry’s initiatives in developing financial products to meet the needs of the low-income group. This effort will contribute towards improving financial protection of the rakyat.

Kalu kedai runcit gua bankrupt I get 10K in return for 240 premium paid…sounds like a good plan to bakar my kedai

76. The Government views seriously the activities of moneylenders, who disregard laws and burden borrowers, especially the illegal moneylenders or ‘ah longs’. The inhuman treatment of ah long victims is totally unacceptable. To curb such abuses, the Government will enforce the Anti-Money Laundering and Anti-Terrorism Financing Act 2001 to prosecute those involved. The Government will also review the Moneylenders Act 1951 to improve its effectiveness and enforcement on licensed money lenders.

mmmm…..this one also need to go into the budget ka

Invigorating the Stock Market

77. The stock market will be further liberalised to enhance its efficiency as well as attract domestic and foreign investments. For this purpose, the Government will undertake the following measures:

First: Liberalise the commission-sharing arrangements between stockbrokers and remisiers in 2 stages to encourage retail participation in the stock market. The first stage, which takes effect immediately, allows flexible brokerage sharing at a minimum rate of 40% for remisiers. The commission-sharing will be fully liberalised in the second stage, effective 1 January 2011;

Don’t care as long as Investors are protected and the cost of transaction is low……

Second: Allow 100% foreign equity participation in corporate finance and financial planning companies compared with the present requirement of at least 30% local shareholding; and

I tot theres gonna be a Mutual Recognition concept…if so why in the world is there a need to even set up shop in Malaysia……I can operate with Licenses coming from Singapore and still be able to target Malaysian Investors…….to me meaningless


Third: Require all public listed companies to offer e-Dividend to their shareholders in an effort to increase efficiency of the payment system. Stock broking companies will also provide e-Payment options for clients to receive and make payments.

IS there something wrong with the current system of payment? How does this plan to invigorate the market when our companies are really dividend payers….and its just a once in a year exercise…..bukanye nak bayar dividend tiap hari beb..


Further Developing Islamic Finance System

78. Islamic banking assets account for 18.8% of Malaysia’s total banking assets while takaful industry assets contribute 7.7% of total insurance and takaful industry assets. Malaysia is the world’s largest sukuk issuer with USD94.7 billion or 62% of outstanding global sukuk in 2008. To ensure rapid development of financial services, particularly Islamic finance, the Government proposes that the existing tax incentives be extended to 2015. Whilst the scope of the incentives will be extended to include the following:

First: Stamp duty exemption of 20% on Islamic financing instruments

Ok lah nothing great its just an effort to reduce cost…
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Second: Tax exemption on banking profits derived from overseas operations. The exemption is also extended to profits of insurance and takaful companies derived from overseas operations;

mmm…I’m not sure whether this makes any sense or not as the profits are already taxed in the foreign country and there should be double tax treaty existing that will make sure that companies wont get taxed twice


Third: Double deduction on expenditure incurred in promoting Malaysia as an International Islamic Financial Centre;

So how does one qualify on the activities that “promote” Malaysia as IFC? If they go for “marketing” aka Golf trips while attending a seminar where they speak for 1 hour as a panelist does this qualify?

Fourth: Deduction on expenditure incurred in the establishment of Islamic stock broking companies;

Cool got new category…Islamic stock brokers……..Islamic this Islamic that…..why don’t we call them Shariah Compliant Institutions….

Fifth: Deduction on expenditure incurred on the issuance of Islamic securities approved by the Securities Commission (SC). The incentive is also extended to expenditure incurred on the issuance of Islamic securities approved by Labuan Offshore Financial Services Authority (LOFSA);

Ok la

Sixth: The tax treatment accorded to Special Purpose Vehicle (SPV) established under the Companies Act 1965 be extended to SPV established under the Offshore Companies Act 1990 electing to be taxed under the Income Tax Act 1967; and

Ditto

Seventh: The tax exemption on profits received from non-Ringgit sukuk originating from Malaysia approved by the SC be extended to profits received from non-Ringgit sukuk originating from Malaysia approved by LOFSA.

Profit received from what activity? …as an investor, underwritter or what here be specific..

Ar-Rahnu Micro Credit Programme

79. The Ar-Rahnu micro credit programme is an important instrument to assist those unable to secure financing from financial institutions, to obtain business capital expeditiously. Using gold as collateral, the programme is well-received among Malaysians. As at 13 October 2009, this programme involved an accumulated financing of RM4.7 billion and benefited 3.7 million clients. To expand the Ar-Rahnu scheme, the Government will encourage all syariah-compliant financial and banking institutions, such as Bank Muamalat and Bank Islam to offer this scheme.

Encourage…..

COMBATING CORRUPTION

80. Combating corruption is an important NKRA. This effort aims at enhancing confidence and public perception, eliminating corruption among enforcement and public officers, as well as ensuring Government Procurement processes and procedures are adhered to. This measure will ensure the country is better ranked in the Corruption Perception Index. To implement this NKRA, the Government will:

First: Formulate a Whistle Blower Act to encourage informers to disclose corruption and other misconduct. This Act will provide immunity to informers from civil or criminal charges and will be introduced in 2010;

You mean we don’t have this yet? Yang dulu Nazri Aziz kecoh tu apebenda
kencing baik punye sakai tu…..


Second: Establish 14 Special Corruption Sessions Courts and 4 Special Corruption Appeal High Courts. Currently, there are only 2 special courts in Kuala Lumpur and 2 in Shah Alam; and

Yeah what ever la…..just make sure you can get the offenders and their kuncu kuncu…

Third: Increase efforts to enhance the image of Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission including organising international conferences on combating corruption, awareness campaigns through mass media as well as promoting better public relations.

Hehehe…..beli CCTV dulu satu office….pakcik


DEVELOPMENT OF REGIONAL ECONOMIC CORRIDORS

81. The Government launched five development corridors to narrow economic growth disparities between regions, increase income and ensure equitable wealth distribution. In addition, these efforts will generate business and job opportunities as well as improve the quality of life of the rakyat. The Government will ensure that the regional corridors are developed according to schedule. To date, 126 out of 195 planned projects are at various stages of implementation. Planned investments totalling RM221 billion have exceeded the 9MP target of RM145 billion.

Corridors…..i tot this is out of fashion already…

82. To support the implementation of private sector projects in regional corridors, the Government will allocate RM3.5 billion in 2010 for infrastructure and basic amenities as well as implement training programmes and socioeconomic projects. Among projects to be implemented include Projek Perumahan Awam and Pembersihan Sungai Segget in Iskandar Malaysia, Projek Pertanian Bersepadu and Pusat Latihan Usahawan Tani in Northern Corridor Economic Region (NCER), Projek Pelebaran Jalan Persekutuan Kuala Krai-Gua Musang and Kuala Lipis-Raub-Bentong in East Coast Economic Region (ECER), Projek Kluster Industri Minyak Sawit Sandakan and Keningau Integrated Livestock Centre in Sabah Development Corridor (SDC) as well as Projek Jalan Akses Empangan Murum and Projek Jalan Akses Empangan Baram in Sarawak Corridor of Renewable Energy (SCORE).

This project can exist without the corridors right?


Developing Putrajaya and Cyberjaya

83. The Government will continue to develop Putrajaya and Cyberjaya into more lively and vibrant townships. Efforts will be intensified to increase business, commercial and recreational activities. Among projects to be implemented in Putrajaya include the construction of a hypermarket, international school, art gallery, historical museum, vehicles repair complex and recreational centre. Meanwhile, in Cyberjaya, among projects to be implemented are the construction of affordable houses, hypermarket, business complex, parking lots, recreational centre and school. In addition, a more efficient public transport system will be provided. The development of the two townships will complement each other.

Why this two township…I know it looks nice an all but how many rakyats actually live there? How does this justify the development activity?

IMPROVING EFFECTIVENESS AND EFFICIENCY OF GOVERNMENT ADMINISTRATION

84. To ensure development programmes and activities are successfully implemented, priority will be given to enhance the effectiveness and efficiency of the Government administrative machinery. The Government will review policies and guidelines in relation to roles and functions of each Government agency to ensure that they remain relevant to changing environment and current needs. Cooperation between all agencies will be further strengthened to safeguard the interests of the rakyat and nation as well as avoid overlapping of functions.

Cooperation is the currency…..worth more than anything else…..perhaps a setting up a a Ministry of Cooperation would be more effective…..


Strengthening Management of Government Finance

85. The Government will take firm measures to strengthen the Government’s financial position. Adequate revenue collection is vital to support rising expenditure requirements as well as reduce the nation’s increasing debt level.

86. The Government is currently at the final stage of completing the study on the implementation of goods and services tax (GST), particularly to identify the social impact of GST on the rakyat. The purpose of this study is to ensure that if GST needs to be implemented to stabilise Government finance, it will not burden the rakyat. If the Government implements GST, it will replace the current sales tax and service tax as well as exemption will be granted to the low-income group. The GST rate to be imposed will be lower than the current sales tax and service tax rates.

Ouch…

87. To standardise the income tax assessment system and to ensure that the Government’s cash flow reflects current economic performance, the Government proposes that the tax assessment system for petroleum upstream activities be changed from the preceding year assessment system to the current year assessment system. The formal assessment system will also be changed to the self assessment system. These systems have proven to enhance compliance and tax collection. In order to alleviate the tax burden of upstream petroleum companies, the Government proposes that income tax for year of assessment 2010 based on income derived from 2009 be allowed to be paid in instalments within 5 years.

mmmm….dont care…does other industry which involves high upfront risk taking be allowed the same installment concept….

88. The Government needs to ensure that the Malaysian tax system is equitable and able to generate revenue for development purposes. In line with this, the Government proposes that a tax of 5% be imposed on gains from the disposal of real property from 1 January 2010. However, the existing tax exemption will be retained for gifts between parent and child, husband and wife, grandparent and grandchild. This exemption will also be given on disposal of a residential property once in a lifetime.

Haiya I tot this was exempted…why the U turn but as long as you don’t go up to the previous levels I’m still OK….


89. Credit cards are being used extensively. The number has increased from more than 2 million in 1997 to 11 million as at August 2009, excluding 285,000 charge cards. To promote prudent spending, the Government proposes that a service tax of RM50 a year be imposed on each principal credit card and charge card, including those issued free of charge. The Government also proposes that service tax of RM25 a year be imposed on each supplementary card. This measure is effective from 1 January 2010.

The service tax will be charged to the Card balance I presume?.....so now can you explain how does this promote prudent spending……the goal should be to promote Debit Cards bingai…

90. The Government will continue to develop the nation into a more resilient and competitive economy. Local entrepreneurs need to strengthen themselves in facing competition and challenges. Following liberalisation and our international commitments, the Government will implement a more open automotive policy.

91. For this, the Government will impose a sum of RM10,000 for each approved permit (AP) to open AP holders, for the distribution of AP in 2010. This proposal will be effective from 1 January 2010. A portion of this collection will be channelled to the Bumiputera development fund in the automotive sector.

Bullshit…. Do away with AP….fucking rent seekers

92. Efforts will also be taken to enhance Government revenue by encouraging Government agencies to rent out premises, halls, hostels, labs and training equipment to the private sector and public. This initiative must be implemented without jeopardising the core activities of agencies. As an incentive, the Government agrees to allow agencies to retain 50% of rentals received while the remaining 50% shall be remitted to the Government as revenues. This initiative will be effective from 1 January 2010 and guidelines will be prepared for this purpose.

Can kau-tim to sewa dewan kut….let me see…..if PAS wants to sewa your infrastructre would you allow?


93. In addition, the Government has identified assets including land and buildings, which can be jointly developed or sold to GLCs. Currently, the Government is in negotiations to develop Government-owned land in Ampang and Jalan Cochrane. Other areas identified include Brickfields, Jalan Stonor, Bukit Ledang and Sungai Buloh.

I tot Samy Vellu, Khalil Akashah, Daim Zainudin got Ampang and Jalan Cochrane……… dah bertahun dah tu pun nak masuk budget ka

94. The Government will improve the structure of budget allocation and expenditure to be more efficient and effective. Accordingly, the Outcome-Based Budgeting (OBB) system will be developed in 2010. This system will be implemented during the 10MP period to replace the existing Modified Budgeting System. Under the OBB approach, emphasis will be given to the impact and effectiveness of projects and programmes, compared with expenditure and output. In addition, Government expenditure will emphasise value-for-money as well as programmes and projects with high multiplier effect.

Cool care to share with us how much you are paying Omar Ong & Gang for the Project


Restructuring of Fuel Subsidy Scheme

95. Subsidised fuel is currently enjoyed by all motorists, including luxury vehicle owners and foreigners, which is a strain on Government finance. To ensure subsidies only benefit targeted groups, the Government will implement a fuel subsidy management system in early 2010. This is a more people-friendly system utilising MyKad and the existing infrastructure. This approach of providing subsidy only to the targeted group will also be used for other commodities.

Sounds pretty complex..just make sure the machine can identify the MyKard Owners and the Registered Car and don’t go and telan the card due to some strange system bug….I don’t wanna lose my card in the Middle of Plus Highway…..


Intensifying Government Delivery System

96. PEMANDU was established on 16 September 2009 to monitor the implementation of the Government Transformation Programme. The programme aims at enhancing the efficiency and transparency of Government machinery. PEMANDU, comprising officers from the public and private sectors, will cooperate with Ministries and agencies to supervise and support the implementation of 6 NKRAs and Ministries’ Key Results Areas (MKRAs).

How many drivers have you employed to undertake this exercise…….any Autobots or Decepticons……

97. The Government will continue to strengthen public training institutions to groom high performing, quality and knowledgeable civil servants. To achieve this objective, the National Institute of Public Administration (INTAN), Bukit Kiara will be restructured as an international centre for knowledge excellence. For this, INTAN Bukit Kiara will be upgraded to a School of Government, with autonomy power, administered professionally, facilitated by experienced lecturers and promote collaboration with renowned international institutions.

Sounds more like Government School…..for Civil Servants…


98. On 15 September, I launched the cross-fertilisation programme between Government departments and GLCs. This programme aims to provide exposure and understanding regarding the roles and responsibilities of both parties. It further enhances the effectiveness and widens networking. This programme will be expanded with the placement of Government officers in private companies and international agencies.

Cross fertilisation..jazzy..technospeak pakcik…..you mean after all this years GLC and Government still don’t understand each other roles and responsibilities………fuck me…


99. To look after the welfare of civil servants, the Government in the 2009 Budget, increased the eligibility criteria for those with monthly household income from RM2,000 to RM3,000 to qualify for the RM180 monthly pre-school fee subsidy. To ensure more civil servants benefit from this initiative, all Ministries and Government departments are required to provide day care and education centres for children. For this, an allocation of RM200,000 will be made available for every Ministry and Government department to establish day care centres.

How many kids are you planning to cover in this day care….you know civil servants….they eat, drink, sleep, screw n multiply quite a lot….what will be the criteria for entry…..first child only…young couple…Big Boss or anak kerani?

100. The private sector is also encouraged to take similar measures to help their employees. Currently, tax incentive is provided to employers for the provision of day care centres for children, which includes Industrial Building Allowance for day care centres and tax deductions on maintenance expenditure.

Totally in agreement on this


Individual Income Tax

101. In 2009 Budget, the Government reduced the maximum individual income tax rate from 28% to 27%. To ensure that the individual income tax remains competitive and to continue the economic agenda based on creativity, innovation and high value added, the Government proposes that the maximum income tax rate be further reduced from 27% to 26% effective from the year of assessment 2010. Following this, maximum tax rate for cooperatives will be reduced to 26% while the fixed tax rate for non-resident individuals will be reduced to 26%.

Don’t care I’m a non-resident from tax perspective…but this only benefits the highest bracket…….how many percent of the rakyat is that….

102. In addition, to improve the well-being of the rakyat, the Government proposes that personal relief be increased from RM8,000 to RM9,000. This means that each individual tax payer will enjoy an increase of RM1,000 in disposable income. This relief will be effective from the year of assessment 2010.

Don’t care….but should help the lower income group..

103. To attract local and foreign talent as well as intensify the development of Iskandar Malaysia, the Government proposes an innovative and radical tax incentive. The Government proposes income tax on employment income of Malaysians and foreign knowledge workers residing and working in Iskandar Malaysia be imposed at a rate of 15% compared with the maximum rate of 26% for the rest of the country

This 15% is tooooooo Singaporean…..Jib jib…why must you always kautim to them….

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104. Those eligible for this tax treatment must be engaged in qualifying activities such as green technology, biotechnology, education services, healthcare, creative industry, financial advisory and consultancy services as well as logistic services and tourism. They must also add value in their respective fields. This incentive will be available to those who apply and commence work in Iskandar Malaysia before the end of 2015 and they will enjoy this incentive indefinitely.

Define Value Add…and value add to who…..the company..the government …the region…the industry……define Value you prick….


THIRD STRATEGY: FOCUSING ON WELL-BEING OF THE RAKYAT

105. The Government will continue to enhance the well-being of the rakyat in urban and rural areas as well as ensure the rakyat enjoys the benefits of development in a peaceful and safe environment. In this regard, the Government will strengthen public safety and crime prevention. In addition, efforts will be taken to improve the income and quality of life of the rakyat, including eradicating hardcore poverty. The Government will also provide housing, upgrade infrastructure in rural and remote areas as well as improve the quality of public transport.

PREVENTING CRIME

106. The prosperity of the rakyat and nation is the utmost priority to enable every individual to undertake their daily activities in a peaceful and safe environment. For this, an allocation of RM3.7 billion will be provided to increase the efficiency of the security force, including providing modern and sophisticated equipment

Laser Guns anyone..
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107. The Government is serious in reducing the crime rate and will implement crime prevention measures. The Government targets to reduce the crime index by 5%, including reducing street crimes, such as snatch thefts and robberies by 20% by end-2010. A total of RM1 billion will be provided to further improve the services of Royal Malaysia Police (PDRM) in 2010. Among major measures include:

First: Increase police presence to instil a sense of safety and confidence among the public. For this, the Government will provide mobile police stations in 50 hot spots identified as high crime prone areas

Cool…;

Second: Train and enhance the efficiency of 3,000 members of Ikatan Relawan Rakyat (RELA) and Jabatan Pertahanan Awam Malaysia to conduct joint patrols with the police; and

Scary…..rela ni gile kuasa siut…

Third: Enhance crime prevention campaigns and implement the police integration in community and society programme.

Agree

108. Apart from this, the security of the nation’s borders will be given serious focus. For this, a total of RM1.9 billion will be allocated to the armed forces for equipment as well as construct and upgrade sentry posts. In addition, the Malaysian Maritime Enforcement Agency will be provided with RM622 million to ensure that the national waters are free from smuggling and encroachment, including pirate threats.

Make sure you catch the drug smugglers who are operating right under the noses of the army……….a 100 liter backpack loaded with pure heroin…is kacang putih for someone who can navigate the borders…..

IMPROVING INCOME AND QUALITY OF LIFE OF THE RAKYAT

109. The Government is concerned about the difficulties faced by the rakyat, particularly the rising costs of living. Towards this, the Government will implement the NKRA to eradicate hardcore poverty as well as increase the income and quality of life of the rakyat.

Eradicating Hardcore Poverty

110. The Government is committed to achieve the target of zero hardcore poverty in 2010. For this, about 50,000 hardcore poor households registered with eKasih and 4,000 Orang Asli households will be given assistance. The Government will provide opportunities for skills training and income generating programmes to overcome hardcore poverty. Among the measures to be taken include:

First: Distribute Federal welfare assistance on the first day of each month. For Peninsular Malaysia, the welfare assistance commenced on 1 September 2009, while for Sabah and Sarawak, it will commence on 1 January 2010; and

Ambitous targets but beware the moving poverty line…..

Second: Continue the Skim Program Lonjakan Mega with an allocation of RM141 million including in Batang Sadung and Batang Lupar, Sarawak; Pulau Banggi, Sabah; and Tanjung Gahai and Chemomoi, Pahang. This programme will alleviate 5,600 families from hardcore poverty.

Donno and malas to google….should be ok kut….

Assisting the Poor and Vulnerable Groups

111. The Government will implement various programmes to assist the poor and vulnerable groups. Towards this, efforts will be taken to reduce poverty rate from 3.6% in 2007 to 2.8% in 2010. The Government will provide skills training and micro credit facilities for the productive group to generate sustainable income and be more independent. Among steps to be taken include:

First: Continue the Skim Pembangunan Kesejahteraan Rakyat (SPKR), which covers Program Peningkatan Pendapatan, Program Latihan Kemahiran dan Kerjaya, Program Kecemerlangan Pendidikan, Program Bantuan Rumah and Program Pembangunan Masyarakat Setempat with an allocation totalling RM180 million; and

Agree

Second: Provide skills training and entrepreneurship programmes to more than 3,000 women through the Department of Women’s Development and Amanah Ikhtiar Malaysia.

Yes…..this is the first initiative targetted for the women…ladies…..you are in paragraph 111….

Establishing Kedai Desa

112. To improve the income of rakyat in rural areas, the Government will create more business opportunities by providing business premises, particularly in strategic locations in rural areas. For a start, RM30 million will be allocated to UDA Holdings Berhad to build 300 units of Kedai Desa nationwide. This initiative augments programmes implemented by other Government agencies.

Kedai ni nak jual ape to the rural folks?


Eradicating Urban Poverty

113. The urbanisation rate is increasing rapidly with 63% of the population residing in urban areas. The poverty rate in urban areas continues to increase due to high cost of living, low income and housing problems. To overcome this, the Government will allocate RM48 million to implement urban poverty eradication programmes, including welfare assistance and house rental payment.


114. To address urban poverty in a holistic manner, the role of Ministry of Federal Territories will be strengthened and expanded to include urban poverty eradication nationwide, including those with monthly income below RM3,000. For this, I propose that Ministry of Federal Territories shall now be known as Ministry of Federal Territories and Urban Wellbeing. Among the main responsibilities of this Ministry include preparing a comprehensive action plan and implementing suitable programmes to address urban poverty.

So no plan yet….so whats the 48 Million for again….

Increasing Home Ownership

115. The Government will continue to provide housing facilities to ensure that the rakyat are able to afford and reside in comfortable homes. Priority will be given to the low and middle-income groups to own or rent houses provided by the Government. On 10 October 2009, I announced that more than 44,000 low-cost houses will be sold at a price of between RM21,500 and RM35,000 per unit by Kuala Lumpur City Hall (DBKL) and National Housing Department (JPN), by end-2010. As an additional measure, JPN will also provide 74,000 low-cost houses to be rented in 2010.

Low cost houses are not comfortable homes, they are hot and humid, poor supporting infra.. you are just creating Urban Slumps

116. The Government is concerned with the problems faced by the rakyat, particularly those from the low-income group, as a result of abandoned housing projects. To date, a total of 148 private projects have been abandoned involving 49,913 units and 31,824 buyers. Of this, 87 projects are yet to be rehabilitated with 41 projects involving low and medium-cost houses. The Government will consider extending appropriate financial assistance to rehabilitate low and medium-cost houses based on the existing project list. For this, an allocation of RM200 million will be provided under the Ministry of Housing and Local Government.

Why support the failure of a private project?

117. In line with the objective to promote house ownership and enhance the quality of life, the Government will launch a scheme that enables EPF contributors to utilise current and future savings in Account 2. This will enable them to obtain higher financing to purchase higher value or additional houses. This scheme aims to increase the purchasing power of EPF contributors and is limited to the purchase of one house at any one time and subject to conditions stipulated by EPF. The scheme will be launched in January 2010.

Future Contributions?.......Are you saying that I can prepay my loan with Money that I have not saved or contributed by the employer or me? What is the risk in the event of default? Does EPF have a partial claim of the collateral……Do you plan to do balance transfer in between accounts (Investment acc to Hse Acc)…..and the golden question is how do you account for the projected future contribution is it based on flat rate based on my current earnings or my future earnings potential….


Expanding Public Health Facilities

118. The Government cares about the well-being of the rakyat. For this, a sum of RM14.8 billion is allocated to manage, build and upgrade hospitals and clinics. In 2010, hospitals under construction and being upgraded include those in Kluang, Bera, Shah Alam, Alor Gajah and Tampoi. In addition, the Government will expand community clinic services, to be known as 1Malaysia Clinic, in urban areas similar to clinics in rural areas.

1Malaysia…1Malaysia…..clinic pun sapu…….Nasib baik Dolah tak buat Majid Hadari keliling Malaysia

119. These clinics to be located in rented shopping lots of housing areas enable the local community to seek basic health treatments such as fever, cough and flu. These clinics will be manned by medical assistants and will operate daily from 10 am to 10 pm. For a start, an allocation of RM10 million will be provided to establish 50 clinics in selected areas.

Medical assistants ni doctor ke?.....mmmm……welcome anti-biotic tolerant bugs in the next 5 years……

Enhancing Social Safety Net

120. The Government will continue to aid the disabled, senior citizens, single mothers and children in need of welfare assistance. To ensure that assistance is channelled in a comprehensive and effective manner, as well as to avoid duplication, the Implementation and Coordination Unit (ICU), Prime Minister’s Department is in the final stage of completing a centralised eKasih database. To further strengthen the social safety net, the Government will:

First: Allocate a sum of RM224 million to the disabled for the implementation of the Rehabilitation in the Community Programme as well as construct and upgrade 4 Taman Sinar Harapan. In addition, an allocation of RM174 million is provided for senior citizens, including assistance as well as the construction and upgrading of 2 Rumah Seri Kenangan;

Thank you


Second: Allocate a sum of RM15 million to Tabung Kebajikan Perubatan Malaysia, Malaysian Hospice Council and Malaysian Association for the Blind to assist poor patients and purchase medical equipment; and

Thank you also and please increase this to all hospice especially those focusing on terminally ill patients suffering from Dread Diseases
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Third: Increase the allowance rate from RM50 to RM150 a month for every disabled child enroled in NGO-organised special schools, effective 1 January 2010. An allocation of RM3.3 million will be provided, which will benefit almost 4,000 disabled children.

Thank you again

1Malaysia Sukuk

121. The syariah-based Government Savings Bond totalling RM5 billion launched under the Second Stimulus Package received overwhelming response. For individuals who were unable to subscribe earlier and to encourage additional investment, the Government will issue 1Malaysia Sukuk totalling RM3 billion. This sukuk will be offered to all Malaysians aged 21 and above, with a minimum investment of RM1,000 and a maximum of RM50,000. This sukuk has a maturity period of 3 years with a 5% annual rate of return paid quarterly.

Well…….why don’t you make it tradable……increase the product diversity for retail investors……it can be exchange traded…..

1Malaysia Retirement Scheme

122. The Government understands the difficulties faced by the self-employed and those without fixed income, such as taxi drivers, hawkers, farmers and fishermen, who retire without pensions or EPF savings. For this group, the Government will establish the 1Malaysia Retirement Scheme to be administered by EPF. Through this scheme, they will be able to contribute voluntarily according to affordability.

1Malaysia lagi…I’m gonna puke if I see another one of this


123. For every RM100 contribution, the Government will contribute 5% subject to a maximum of RM60 per annum. This is in addition to the existing dividends paid by EPF.The Government’s contribution is only for a period of 5 years and contributors may withdraw their savings upon attaining the age of 55. As an example, if a fisherman aged 35 years makes a contribution of RM100 monthly for 20 years, he will have an estimated accumulated savings of RM40,000 at the age of 55 years.

Well that’s assuming statutory rate of 4%....net of inflation macam mane? I mean the real real punye inflation…not some cooked up figures

EPF Contributions

124. As part of the First Stimulus Package, the Government allowed employees to reduce their EPF contributions voluntarily from 11% to 8% for 2 years effective from 1 January 2009. With the expected economic recovery, employees’ contribution to EPF will be increased again to 11% on a voluntary basis, effective immediately. However, from 1 January 2011, employees’ EPF contribution will revert to 11%

Ok la
.

125. The Government realises that it is important for the rakyat to start saving at a young age to ensure a continuous income stream during their retirement. With rising life expectancy, savings with EPF may not be sufficient to provide adequate income during their retirement years. Hence, the annuity scheme is an appropriate financial instrument for this purpose. To encourage more Malaysians to participate in this scheme, the Government proposes the existing personal tax relief of RM6,000 for EPF contribution and life insurance premiums be increased to RM7,000. This increase of RM1,000 is for relief on annuity premiums paid from 1 January 2010 for retirement schemes offered by insurance companies.

…..haiya….make it more interesting please…….introduce tradable annuities…or intergenerational annuities…..baru la macho……

Developing Wakaf Properties

126. The Government will develop wakaf properties throughout the country for charitable purposes. For this, Yayasan Waqaf Malaysia (YWM) will implement programmes, which will focus on economic development, particularly small-scale high impact projects, as well as education, social and welfare of Muslims. The main focus of YWM is to eradicate hardcore poverty as well as enhance socioeconomic status of Muslims. Projects planned include the construction of wakaf rakyat shops at selected mosques and small business bazaars for the public, including the asnaf. Initially, a total of RM20 million will be provided.

Thank you make sure implementation tu betui…

STRENGTHENING INFRASTRUCTURE IN RURAL AND REMOTE AREAS

127. Rural development will continue to focus on balanced development to ensure the rural community enjoys adequate and quality infrastructure. For this purpose, the Ministry of Rural and Regional Development will formulate a comprehensive master plan on rural development.

128. In 2010, the Government will allocate a sum of RM2.3 billion to construct and upgrade infrastructure in rural areas. These include:

First: Construction of 510 kilometres of rural roads and 316 kilometres of village roads with an allocation of RM857 million. Among roads to be constructed are in Kapit, Lawas and Simunjan in Sarawak as well as Kinabatangan, Kota Belud and Keningau in Sabah;

Agree

Second: Priority will be given to the use of soil stabilisers in the construction of rural roads, where appropriate. This is due to its lower cost of construction and maintenance;

Gua main agree je ni……

Third: Allocation of RM530 million to provide water supply to 16,000 houses and RM825 million for electricity supply to 30,000 houses; and

Agree

Fourth: Provision of RM88 million to implement 5,356 social amenity projects such as rural clinics, community halls and public recreational areas.

Agree

129. The Government is concerned about the Orang Asli community and aims to integrate them into mainstream development. To improve the income and quality of life of the Orang Asli community, the Government will provide a sum of RM41 million. Among projects to be implemented include the construction of 55 Orang Asli settlements, provide agriculture input assistance to 800 farmers and fishermen as well as provide business equipment to 100 entrepreneurs.

Do you understand Asli Culture to begin with? They are very different and trying to integrate them into Mainstream Development may not work……they are very simple people with very simple needs…focus on education programs…….I’ve seen failure in settlement cause the Tok Batin didn’t want to move in for supernatural reasons…..

IMPROVING PUBLIC TRANSPORT

130. The Government has placed urban public transport as one of the NKRAs to facilitate mobility of the people in their daily activities. An efficient and effective public transport system will improve productivity and reduce traffic congestion. For this purpose, the following measures will be taken:

First: Accelerate formation and operation of the Public Land Transport Commission (SPAD) as a single authority to monitor and enforce service standards as well as provide a long-term plan for urban public transport. SPAD is expected to be operational in 2010;

Looks like KUTA new version…..

Second: Acquire 8 new Electric Multiple Units (EMUs) and refurbish 9 EMUs by KTMB. This measure will increase frequency and efficiency of commuter services;

OK kut

Third: Acquire 35 units of Light Rail Transit (LRT) trains by Syarikat Prasarana Negara Berhad (SPNB) for Kelana Jaya-Taman Melati line. Four units of train have been delivered and are currently in operation, while 22 units will be delivered in 2010 and the remaining in 2011. This measure will accommodate the increasing number of commuters;

Time management is key..folks wants to plan journey

Fourth: Construct covered walkways linking LRT stations to nearby activity centres. These stations are Plaza Rakyat, Pasar Seni, Bandaraya, Jalan Sultan Ismail, PWTC and Jalan Hang Tuah;

Eh that stupid LRT station in Brickfields ape cita tak boleh nak sambung lagi ke….what blardy planning you got….


Fifth: Expand special lanes and increase the number of buses for more frequent services in Kuala Lumpur. In addition, 4 new hubs will be constructed in Pulau Pinang to enhance bus services and increase the number of routes;

Special lanes = taking one lane away…plan carefully

Sixth: Fast-track construction of the Integrated Transport Terminal in Gombak, which will significantly reduce congestion in the city centre; and

Agree…..and tear down Puduraya while you’re at it….

Seventh: Implement dedicated lanes for buses on underutilised expressways and modify Touch‘n’Go lanes at toll booths.

Folks……get ready to have busses cutting lanes into the Touch and Go section

2010 BUDGET ALLOCATION

I wont comment as I’m not in a position to gauge the historical data on this but I think the Audit General report says it all….year in year out same blardy thing

131. To implement the 3 strategies and measures that I have tabled, the Government proposes an allocation of RM191.5 billion for the 2010 Budget. This is 11.2% lower than the revised allocation of RM215.7 billion for 2009. Of the total allocation in 2010 Budget, RM138.3 billion or 72.2% is for Operating Expenditure and RM53.2 billion or 27.8% is for Development Expenditure.

132. Under Operating Expenditure, RM42.2 billion is allocated for Emoluments, RM20.8 billion for Supplies and Services while RM73.9 billion is for Fixed Charges and Grants. A sum of RM524 million is provided for Purchase of Assets and the remaining RM800 million for other expenditures.

133. As for Development Expenditure, a sum of RM25.4 billion is provided for the economic sector to support the needs of infrastructure, industry and agriculture as well as rural development. A sum of RM20.3 billion is allocated to the social sector encompassing education and training, health, welfare, housing and community development. In addition, RM3.7 billion is for the development of the security sector, RM1.8 billion for general administration and RM2 billion for contingencies.

134. The Federal Government revenue in 2010 is expected to reduce 8.4% to RM148.4 billion compared with RM162.1 billion in 2009. Taking into account the estimated revenue and expenditure, the Federal Government deficit in 2010 is expected to be in a better position at 5.6% of GDP compared with 7.4% in 2009.

135. This allocation reflects prudence in Government spending and gives priority to value-for-money. This is a good opportunity to repriortise programmes, streamline processes and restructure Government machinery towards enhaning efficiency and effectiveness, whilst meeting the rising expectations of the rakyat. Civil servants must strive to increase productivity through efficient utilisation of limited resources. The Government will ensure these cost-effective measures will not affect the productivity of civil servants, while projects and programmes will be implemented according to schedule.

136. The Government appreciates the commitment and dedication of civil servants in ensuring that national development goals for the well-being of the rakyat are realised. Recently, I announced a special financial contribution of RM500 to the support staff in the civil service. This special contribution is now extended to all civil servants from Grade 41 to Grade 54 or its equivalent as well as those on mandatory retirement. The payment will be made in December 2009 and requires an additional allocation of RM400 million. This shows that the Government is concerned about the well-being of civil servants and retirees and hopes that they will make the best use of this special contribution.

CONCLUSION

137. As an ambitious and developing nation, Malaysia too faces stiff global challenges. Since independence, we faced several challenges and obstacles. With perseverance and careful planning, we were able to overcome all of them.

138. Let us start a new chapter in our journey to become a more developed and progressive nation. As it is often said, a journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step. I therefore urge everyone who loves this nation, regardless of race, culture or belief to move in unison, with one voice, one hope and one aspiration for our beloved Malaysia.

139. In conclusion, as I mentioned in the preamble of my speech, the 2010 Budget will lay the foundation that will lead us towards becoming a high-income economy. Our recent success in Bagan Pinang has sparked our zeal to embark on this journey of transformation to lift our beloved nation to greater heights.

No win No zeal is it

140. Indeed, this Budget touches the hearts and souls of all Malaysians. Indeed, this is an earnest and sincere contribution from the Government to the rakyat. Let us strengthen our resolve, set our goals and uphold 1Malaysia concept. United, we can realise the impossible. 1Malaysia, Together We Prosper.

Mr. Speaker Sir,
I beg to propose.

Well I beg to differ....

So far I don’t know how you claim that this particular budget can double our income in 10 years?

Neither did you show conclusively this new Economic Model from your strategies?

Overall I think you did a pretty lousy job as a Finance Minister on your first outing...

Thursday, October 29, 2009

To All Bible Editors of the World.....

mmmm..........this topic again.....

anyway here goes....

To all Bible Editors wanna be......since you all can edit the words of man.....

Quick question.....when was the First Bible Issued? More specifically was Jesus still alive?

This book of reference was originally written by Men WHO DID NOT WALK, EAT NOR SLEEP WITH JESUS..........

So how did this message came to you? In a dream??

Dont try to kencing the world again

Ini Pok Salib.....banyak cerita mau belit....Rev. Hermen Shastri, general-secretary of the Council of Churches of Malaysia said here

"The Bibles were written in the country's official language, Malay -- in which the word for God is "Allah," as it is in Arabic."
Holy Cow.........yo Hermen.........its Tuhan la bingai......mana belajar sekolah vernakular ka?

Look at the other tukang kencing

"We quote it as it is. We cannot change the text of the Scripture," Herald editor Father Lawrence Andrew told CNN last year. "I cannot be the editor of the Bible."

Of course la you cannot change because you are not the editor.......but to all other EDITORs out there........ take for example this guide for Bible Editors 

Just go and tell the Indonesian Editors...that the Malaysian Government sudah bilang ngak bisa pake "Allah" sih...kok ngak paham deh...udah lama sih peraturan ini........coba deh di ubah Al-Kitab nya..

Its not rocket science just click Control F key in "Allah" replace with "Tuhan" click save and print...douws...

To the Malaysian Government pulak buat la peraturan for Import Permit of Bibles from Indonesia or in Bahasa to specifically say that it MUST NOT contain the word Allah

So blardy simple......and yet so susah one....

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Kampar River Incident

Folks....this post was supposed to be about the budget..but that will have to wait....

This morning in the news...22 Kids fell into Kampar River......19 was found alive 1 dead and 2 still missing......

Let me tell you a bit about the Kampar River that I know.......in doing so I will share with you about the few things in life that I treasure most.....


I am a river runner.......since the Mid-90's I've traveled Malaysia in search for a sweet spot to do a first decent on Rivers......

And the kind of rivers that i go for are the kind of rivers that you cannot swim.........only for paddling either a kayak or a raft with commercial passengers........it is a sport that requires constant recalibration of what you are doing as the river changes its flow characteristics depending on the level of the water and if there are any changes in the "obstacles" or object such as rocks, tree branches etc that disrupt the flow........(very different than playing basketball as the court is the same 24/7 365 days)

To run a rapid or a river one must know exactly what is ahead...a complete mental picture....similar to a F1 driver knowing the lines........

During all of the many decents my group did.....safety has always been primary.......and safety is also decided 'personally' by the individual kayakers......as one knows ones limit.....as the saying goes....kalau nak telan air liur pun tak boleh...after looking at the rapid.....then you better portage..i.e carry your boat across...this process is called "scouting" the rapid.....where the safety kayakers would survey the incoming rapids to gauge the "line" and also position safety points where we would have a "throw-rope" just in-case some one swims.......i.e bails out of his boat by pulling the wet skirt..and takes his chances with the rapid outside his kayak....

a "throw-rope" is essentially a typical climbing rope chucked into a small bag......what we would do just in-case some one falls into the river n is being swept away..is to shout "ROPE!!!!!" once those in the river provides visual contact(we wont throw if you don't provide visual as it is nearly impossible to pull back and put in the rope into the bag for a second throw..by then u'd be gone)..then we would throw the rope as close as we can so that they can grab on to it..and slowly swim to the safety of the river bank or any high point above water in the river...but we would always avoid swimming towards fallen branches or what we called in our lingo "strainers"....these are potentially death traps..where one can easily get trapped under water.....

I've done up to Class 5 Rivers both in Malaysia (yes folks there are Class 5 rivers deep in Belum Valley..especially during Oct-Jan rainy period) and abroad.....and have spent some considerable time of being held hostage for minutes under rapids the size of a single storey house.......

When you are under....and here I'm assuming that you are wearing a PFD or Personal Floating Device......you would be most likely be in a washing machine like environment where you are being tossed around like a piece of underwear in a large LG 150 Liter Machine.....or you could also be stationary.....whereby you are unable to swim up or down depending on the water dynamics interacting with the 'Hole" that you are in......

The trick is don't panic and try to swim down instead of of swimming up......and hope that the "Hole" will wash you out a few meters away from the rapid..........

And once you are swimming down river what you need to do is that you must keep your feet up...and try to swim in a manner that your feet is pointing forward and you are using your hands mostly to keep yourself afloat and use your feet to kick the incoming shit ahead of you like boulders etc.....you see this position is possible as one is wearing the PFD....whereby most of our body weight is transferred to the PFD.......and your goal is to swim as fast as possible to the river bank........

All of this folks I am talking in the context of a fast flowing river........not a river that is calm and slow flowing.........

The Kampar River that I know.....is dotted with a few Class 3 Rapid.......for someone like me kacang putih with all the safety gears........but once I'm not wearing my PFD's, or having a throw rope on my side and swimming butt naked without my boat or paddle....that's another story altogether.....

The Kampar River gradient is not too extreme and the river banks are pretty easy to access both from the ground and from the river......(what i mean by access from River is when you are facing a Gorge or a Wall/Rock face on either side of the river.....so technically you cannot swim to either size and have to float along until you can...and in these kinda places rescue can be very difficult at best).....

So now folks imagine the 22 Kids......

1. From the picture it seem the Camp site is by the River Bank...Was the children briefed about proper safety procedures?, are there anyone at the Campsite-aka guides who are certified white water rescuer? Were the children allowed to swim? What is exact location of this Camp, are they any rapids down river?

2. What were the ground rules?....What are the safety procedure for the crossing? Are children allowed to cross on their own ? More specifically what is the MAXIMUM Tolerated Weight of this Bridge- I'm assuming 22 Kids weighing around 30 Kilos...that is around 600 Kilos(maybe more was on it at that time)?

3. What was the flow like during the actual incident? What it low flow, high flow? This would give us a good mental picture of what would happen once the bridge collapses and how would the kid react.....from my readings the currents was "strong" - testimony from K.Mathivanan 12 years old

So folks let me try to paint a mental picture of what happened.....

First the children are clearly unsupervised and are left on their own to play......they started to get on the bridge and begin jumping up and down........assuming the bridge snaps and from the picture I think it snapped in half......those in the middle would fall directly into the river and those more towards the left and right would be holding on the fallen bridge.......

Once the bridge is in the water... it is highly probable that it would then flip as the water flow would throw the weight off from the base....this is basic fluid dynamics....so once the flip happens some of the kids would be completely thrown into the flow of the river.....a few who are more to the left/right could still hang on.........for those who are unable to grap the bridge anymore would then float into the flow......

In the midst of all of these we must also ask how many of these kids could actually swim in calm water first.....as those who are non- swimmers would panic more and could possibly grab what ever they can..........even their friend's head and try to push it down in order to breathe.......

amidst all this panic now...

Imagine a dark, noisy and fast flowing river ahead of you.............without a PFD....a child stands a very small chance against the current..........

But we as human are equipped with our own defense mechanism.....our survival instincts will kick in..and the 19 survived the ordeal...and have lived another day to tell us exactly what happened...

To the family of Dina Devi Nathan...my condolences and to the 2 Missing Kids......my prayers are for your safety.........

By the way who's blardy idea is it to have 298 kids running around in one go........I know the required logistics to handle adults up to 100 in an environment close to the river........but 298 kids is another story altogether.......

Thursday, October 15, 2009

X-malaysians BOC should be OCB : Orang Cina Bodoh

Halo apek! Lu dulu sekolah cina ka ...tara tau baca ingelish ka....

Itu blitish overseas citizens only for blitish overseas telitoly ma.....

lu ingat itu penang blitish overseas telitoly ka? wahlauwe......wea got annual budget from blitish government to finance penang.....thiuuuuuu.....itu penang sudah jadi part of Fedelation of Malaysia ma from 1957......

lu mau tau apa itu blitish telitoly lu baca sini gua kasi copy paste same lu...

These were formerly known as the British dependent territories. The territories are: Anguilla, Bermuda, British Antarctic Territory, British Indian Ocean Territory, Cayman Islands, Falkland Islands and Dependencies, Gibraltar, Montserrat, Pitcairn, Henderson, Ducie and Oeno Islands, St Helena and Dependencies, the Sovereign Base Areas of Akrotiri and Dhekelia, Turks and Caicos Islands, and the Virgin Islands. (The sovereign bases of Akrotiri and Dhekelia do not count as qualifying territories for nationality purposes.) South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands were the dependencies of the Falkland Islands, but were not British overseas territories between 3 October 1985 and 3 December 2001.Hong Kong stopped being a British overseas territory on 30 June 1997 when sovereignty returned to China. St Christopher and Nevis was a British overseas territory until 18 September 1983, when it became an independent Commonwealth country.
Source from here

Apa....tala paham ka.....

ni wa kasi lu cinapek punya telanslation courtesy of google...
这些都是以前被称为英国的属地。该领土是:安圭拉,百慕大,英属南极领土,英属印度洋领地,开曼群岛,福克兰群岛及属地,直布罗陀,蒙特塞拉特,皮特凯 恩,汉德森,迪西和奥埃诺群岛,圣赫勒拿岛及属地,主权基地的阿克罗蒂里区和德凯利亚,特克斯和凯科斯群岛,维尔京群岛。 (阿克罗蒂里基地的主权和德凯利亚不算是资格国籍目的领土。)南乔治亚和南桑威奇群岛,福克兰群岛的依赖关系,但没有英国的1985年10月3日至12月 3日2001.Hong和海外领地香港不再是英国的6月30日1997年主权回归中国海外领地。圣克里斯托弗和尼维斯是英国海外领土,直至1983年9月 18日,当它成为一个独立的联邦国家。
thiuuuuuuuu.......

haiya pek.....lu cita sikit macam mana lu masuk itu negala blitish.......lu pakai passport mana?

dalam itu passport ada tulis blitish dependent telitoly ka?

lu kasi baca ini 1981 Blitish Nationality Act ma..... kasi baca juga ini Blitish Overseas Telitoli Act 2002 kalu talak paham lagi lu baca ini Blitish nationality Act 1948

sana ada tulis penang mali bole automatik lapat itu BOC status ka?

kalu lu sudah kena kencing.....manyak soli lo ....padan lu punya muka....lu lain kali jangan pegi sekolah cina....tala tau baca engelish....thiuuuuuu.......

sana itu blitish undang2 ada cakap pasai itu commonwealth atau itu lama punya colony..ma....sana itu tempat juga ada cakap kalau lu sudah jadi Blitish subject ma........lu punya latuk lenek itu Blitish Subject ka Illegal Immigrant in Tanah Melayu........bukan lu punya laluk nenek "stateless"....gua punya laja laja sudah cantik kasi sama lu punye bapak itu citizenship.....lu kasi buang....thiuuuuuuu...

Lu memang betui betui bodoh ma......lain kali lu simpan dulu itu Malaysian Passport ma...sudah lapat itu Blitish passport baru la lu surender itu malaysian passport.....ini apek jual kuetiaw jalan Ipoh pun tau ma........

Ini lagi bodoh punya cerita gua mau percaya pun tara tau bole pakai....

Hundreds of Malaysians who tore up their passports and set off for Britain in the belief they could claim citizenship under a quirk of colonial law have found themselves stateless and desperate.
Source here

wahlauweh.....Tell me how you plan to get your boarding pass after tearing up your passport apek? Or did you tear it up on board the plane and flush it down the fucking toilet.....after some Yamseng of free flow arak on board of Malaysia Airlines........

Tell me how you plan to set off to Britian without a passport? How the fuck do you plan to identify yourself as a past commonwealth citizen or a BOC........haiya apek the more i read about this crap the funnier it is..........thiuuuuuuuuu........

To the real Malaysians theres a poll being conducted on whether

"SHOULD the British Overseas Citizen (BOC) BE OFFERED BACK Malaysian Citizenship ?"

at:-http://tersenarai.blogspot.com/

(Alternatively, you can CLICK HERE TO VOTE)

For further readings on the topic go to ( these folks write much better and more polite also....hehe)

1. Jebat Must Die
2.Kembara Politik
3.OndaStreet


Feel free to call me a racist.......you stateless fuck......hope lu cuci pinggan sampai tua...







Friday, October 2, 2009

A Souless Nation Called Home

Touchdown KLIA……..as I make my way towards the immigration counters that seem to operate faster than the “Automatic Gates”……..I said to myself ……there’s no place like home…and indeed there is no place on this planet like Malaysia…….

The first question folks as me this time around is…..How are things in Indonesia? Is it safe for Malaysian to go? Whats up with the Bamboo Sticks?

I give them the standard answer…….chill out beb…..as far as I know things are OK..all this nonsense is just being played up by some opportunistic politician and the media..the general sentiment is more like ……”so what gitu loh?”….

It’s a numbers game folks…how many members of the facebook group MalingSia?

Say 341,493 out of 240Million Indonesians……that would represent 0.14%....to add some local flavor to the numbers that would roughly equal to 40K Malaysian who despise Indonesia and its people..so now what?........kelakar siut got a group who wants to come to KL for ‘war’…biar betul

Anyway this huha crappy 3rd grade sinetron shit got me thinking about the “Constitutional Malays”

Huh….you may wanna ask me apesai monyet ni main lompat topik ikuk de….name lagi monyet brader…gua lompat lu ikutla…..

Let us now go to the basic of the Constitutional Malay-

1. a person who professes the religion of Islam,

2. habitually speaks the Malay language,

3. And conforms to Malay custom

Now lets see is there anything there that is tied to Race in a biological sense?

OK….let me now turn the table….

If I convert and become a devout Buddist, marry a Chinese, makan babi, berak calit, pakai chop stick, speaks fluent Mandarin, Hakka, Cantonese and other Chinese dialects……….Am I a Chinese?

Go and ask that question to any Chinese friend you have? And the answer is a No with a straight poker face…

The thing is you can never become a Chinese unless you are by blood a Chinese…..just look at how they treat their half blood



now lets get back to the Malays….we adopted a Cultural Definition rather than a biological one …one particular formula we need to understand is that

Constitutional Malay is not equal to the Malay from Antropology, Geographical and Linguistic Perspective.....it is one of a kind Cultural Perspective of the Malays unique only to Malaysia


what does that means then?.......In a simplest plain kongkalikong …..the Malaysian Malays are very Open and accommodating as a bunch of people…….or was it really difficult the define the Malay race from a biological perspective given the fact that the Malay Archipelago and its various suku kaum are so diverse in nature.....(this is one of the major reasons of the misunderstanding with Indonesians....how la to claim what is ours and theirs....we were border-less up till the time when the Europeans came to break all of us apart).....


Some folks may try to bring into the picture the argument that Islam should not be included as the defination of a Malay........I say why not? When Islam came to our shores, the Native Malays became Muslim and adopted the Islamic Values into their way of Life....as such Islam and Malay are an entity that cannot be treated separately in the context of Malaysian Malays.

So now the most interesting part-

A Constitutional Malay can become a Non Constitutional Malay by

1. Converting to other religion

2. I malu la to speak in Bahasa

3. WTF is a Malay Custom? Baju melayu setahun sekali? Sakit pergi jumpa bomoh? Main Wau Bulan? Makan nasi pakai tangan?Subscribe to Fuedalistic Zaman Tok Kaduk taat setia buta tuli? Or is it a co-mingling of Core Islamic Values with Beautiful Adat Resam orang Melayu i.e bersopan-santun, berbudi perkerti dan saling hormat menghormati

All of item 1,2 and 3 are the Major Agenda of Anti Malays in Malaysia and their Global cohorts…..the plan have been in action to prove the fallacy of the statement ‘Tak Kan Constitutional Melayu Hilang Di Dunia’....mmm should i copy right this one ka

At the rate we are going in Malaysia………the Constitutional Malays will be gone in 100 years…..extinct especially no 2 and 3

Very simple-

1. Sesatkan Iman Orang Melayu and overtime they will only become Muslim in IC only ...count around you how many still sembahyang regularly? Bayar Zakat?....ehem not the 4ringgit lima posen fitrah brader….dan lain2 lagi lah

2. Destroy the Stature of Bahasa Kebangsaan, Promote English and Defend to the death Vernacular Schooling and ensure that Bahasa Kebangsaan will only be relegated to official communication……what will emerge is “Boss teh ais satu!sama roti canai garing patsegi, kasi dal taruk sambal sikit”, “I dulu study kat UK”, “gua sudah cakap sama lu ini macam tara boleh”…..etc.etc……..what fucking language is that?

3. Need I say much about this one.......go ask any 20something KL boy what is Malay Custom....and by doing No 1 this will make No 3 a walk in the park.....just look at the break down in what constitute proper Malay Values........

A blogger who woke me up from my years of slumber (I am one of those with an early symptom of point 2&3)....brother KijangMas came out with a post in September calling for the birth of the true Bangsa Malaysia

He put forward the framework -
Fundamentally, a member of the Bangsa Malaysia should speak the national language of the Federation, Bahasa Malaysia, fluently and as a primary language; be fully versed with adat-adat and tatasusila orang Melayu and other Bumiputras of the Federation; demonstrates respect and deference to Islam as the official religion of the Federation and exhibit traits and mannerisms acceptable to the Malays and other Bumiputras. Non-Malay members of this Bangsa Malaysia may speak in their own dialects in private and may practise their own cultures and religions in the private confines of their community. Also, Budaya Malaysia is based on the budaya of the Malays and other Bumiputras of the Federation – in their various representations.

Let us try to understand that message.....the rabid racist have gone to town claiming that he is asking for a forced assimilation to create Melayu Celup..........kecik sungguh bijik mata depa tu...

For this post I would like to touch on the Language perspective in which brother KijangMas put forward as the primary pillar.......

To be able to speak the National Language of the Federation Fluently and for it to be a Primary Language for day to day use among all races is what every citizen of this nation should aspire to do...this one no need to elaborate

Let me also take this opportunity to remind you all about a Malay Phrase "Bahasa Jiwa Bangsa"

Do I really need to explain the context of Bahasa Jiwa Bangsa? Or should i leave it to all of you out there to figure it out?

Of late I noticed the emergence of the Phony Anak bangsa Malaysia initiative lead by none other than Ayah Pin Assistant Prophet The Murtad BahKutTeh eating Mr.Teapot Kaki Kencing....to me this is nothing more than a sideshow freak jumping into the Anti Malay Initiatives......go and ask them what language does this "bangsa Malaysia" plan to speak as a primary language.........

before i sign off........

Weh lo Jib guano mung nih...doh la ada 3 juta ahli UMNO hok tok mampus2 ..hidup sokmo tu mung nok keno pilih si Isa Samad jugok ko.....hah so bendo lagi....hok menate Omar Ong tu doh buat gapo dalam hidup dio sapa buleh jadi Petronah director? acu mung cerito sikit gapo hok budok tu bole contribute ko Petronah......acu mung kelih sikit keliling mung tu.....pah tu acu kelih jauh sikit lagi banyok lagi ore hok berhok boleh jadi Director selain dari Omar.....hok menate Budok tu sampai berani gi tulis surat ko Tun Mahathir tu dio ingak dio sapo? Mung nok buak perangai bengong ko? Mung ingat jadi Perdano Mentri tu serupo Rajo zaman dulu...beto bertitah rakyak keno ikuk...mung tu doh la putih kalu nok nipu habih meroh muko...aku kelih sokmo mung dok nipu habih meroh telingo...mung to sedar ko ore dok kelih mung dg bining mung tu..mung to sedar ko pemikiran ore melayu kito ni doh beruboh....mung ingat kito ning bengong kelu ko....hah so bendo lagi mung tok sedar ko Khairil Annas tu pernoh keno igak buak perangai pelek zame dio sekoloh menengoh ambo tok seh royak la....demo gi cari sendiri la weh...kalu ambo royak habih pakak nok samen ambo..ambo ni miskin kalu mintok pise pak limo butir tu boleh la..kalu nok seratuh juto tu ambo ngaloh la...

Peace people......




FOLKs Comment System Intense Debate fuck up again on me...if u feel like leaving a note click the post title which will take u to the sub page and the comment box will appear

Friday, September 18, 2009

Selamat Hari Raya

Mawar berseri dipagi Hari
Pancaran putihnya menyapa nurani....
Blogpost dikirim pengganti diri....


Andainya kata merangkai dusta..
Andainya langkah membekas lara…
Andainya hati penuh prasangka…
Dan sekiranya ada langkah yang menoreh luka.
Mohon dibukakan pintu maaf…


Selamat Hari Raya dari satD sekeluarga






Tuesday, September 1, 2009

1Kerbau going to 3 Sekolah

17th August 2009….as I watched the Indonesians proudly hoist their Red and White flag across the Nation…..national community events that cuts across the racial divide are undertaken across the country to celebrate the day(without any state/govt funding tu!!)………this monkey cant help but wonder ape pasai Malaysia macam cibai aje……..


He began to think about how we got our independence……..did we fought the ball-less British losers with all our might? Or were we too divided as how we are today?


Is it because of our engineered population composition pre-merdeka? And the divisive nature of the Fucking British method of controlling any form of nationalist uprising?


How can we even start to discuss this matter in a constructive manner?



Do we go back to the outset, something that predates this current “lemas” feeling generally affected any sane minded Malaysian……so where to begin?….


Pre-Badawi? Pre-Anwar Main Bontot Sukma?...Pre Mahathir? Pre Malaysia? Pre-Sept 16?...Pre-satD ?


Lets start moving back from where we are and try to pin point some critical dates……I have chosen to start with demystifying the significance of September 16….Malaysia day my monkey ass!!!


Fact


The Borneo States agreed to be a part of Malaysia through various waste of time paper work such as the Malaysia Solidarity Consultative Committee (1961); the resolution of the Legislative Council of North Borneo (1962); Report of the Cobbold Commission (1962); the Twenty-Point Manifesto of the Sabah Alliance (1962); Report of the Inter-Governmental Landsowne Committee (1963) and finally the Malaysia Agreement (1963).


They (Sabah and Serawak) were given “self-governance” i.e full independence as of 31st August 1963 from their colonial masters. So if they didn’t like the whole Malaysia concept……….they could have become an independent country during that window of 16 days. Hah apepasai taknak cabut lari buat negara baru?


If you ask me why there is 16 days delay, this is simply because of a bunch of incompetent UN staffs who could not present their findings for the UN General Assembly to deliberate the fate of these two states + Singapore before 31st August 1963……..go and ask mamat U-Thant tu apesai bingai sangat….


Actually come to think of it….before I lupe Brunei also wanna join sekampung tapi dia punye Sultan kerek lebih…nak mintak status lebih tinggi dari Raja2 Melayu tak bole belah la brader…fuh nasib baik tak join….gua tengok brunei hancus siut….hancus gile babeng


Across the Johor straits…the kiasu Singaporeans lead by KiasuKing Lee Kuan Jew was battling a communist uprising and strikes for the working class……mamat ni pun pandai…lets divert all the attention…..mari kita pi join sama Tanah Melayu….pastu kita bikin kacau…kasi taruk cili baik punya…..tenyeh atas muka Melayu…guarantee cinapek semua stand united…..masuk la Apek tu…….


So that’s the original September 16……then came the ‘ciplak’ version concocted by the Master Rojak Shape Shifter Holier than Thou Anwar bin Ibrahim…….mane lu punye katak dah nak setahun gua tunggu ni….BTW the closest u’ll ever get to my ass…if and only if I give u a ride on a kapcai…..even then I’ll put a helmet in between us……..yuck!!


Fast forward 2009……..in came red lipped baby faced Najib ….. mamat tu main selit another crappy jargon…..1Malaysia…..huh



The 1Malaysia …………What the fuck is that? I read your so called response in parliament and your 2part blog post on the subject…..you sounded more like someone reading from a “Con”Sultan presentation with very little understanding of the subject matter…ini macam boleh jadi PM ka?................... Kok gitu sih



Folks in Malaysia are super confused between Race, Ethnicity and what constitute National..you come along and throw consultant speak with flowery word + zero content…..and guess what not once you mention the word Melayu or Bumiputera?...We have been grouped under the “disadvantaged” Ape pasai pakcik sudah lupe what is in the constitution ka


So lets roll bitch……and by that I don’t mean your surgically enhanced and botoxed other half…….


Is Race = Bangsa? Or Orang


Is Race Biological or a human construct?


What about ethnicity?
(psssst....I will not write about the above in this post.....stay tuned for my future post on the matter)


You said that the whole thing is based on a formulae……for real ka pakcik…let us try to look at the crap you are trying to cook up…….goreng baik punya…ke lu dah kena goreng dengan technocraps?
This is what you said pakcik
On the other hand 1Malaysia values and respects the ethnic identities of each community in Malaysia, and proudly regards them as an asset or advantage. 1Malaysia underlines the value of "Acceptance" amongst its multi-racial people, where one race embraces the uniqueness of other races so that we may live with mutual respect for each other as a nation. It is a distinct step above that of mere tolerance.

The foundation for all this is the principle of justice for all, which means that the welfare of all Malaysians will be looked after, leaving noone behind. Such justice must take into account the varying levels of development of each ethnic community. Hence, government policies and provisions in the Constitution that protect the interests of disadvantaged groups will continue to be implemented.

1Malaysia will continue the agenda of nation-building. To achieve growth for the nation, the Rakyat must be the first to be developed, which must begin by instilling a sense of acceptance amongst races, and therefore undivided solidarity. When solidarity is achieved, the task of nation-building can truly and smoothly be carried out.

The 1Malaysia formula is conceptualised for implementation in two main aspects. The first is through the assimilation of the Principles of Unity, while the second aspect is the assimilation of Aspirational Values.

The Principles of Unity are the three items I had earlier detailed; the first, "acceptance" amongst all races and peoples of Malaysia; the second, nationalistic principles built upon the Federal Constitution and the Rukun Negara; and thirdly, social justice. These Principles are supported by wholesome values that must be inculcated as part of Malaysian culture, including values such as mutual respect, Tawaddhu', humility and astuteness in forming decisions and actions.
The second aspect of the 1Malaysia formula highlights elements that must be practiced by any society seeking to achieve greater competitiveness and success. These elements comprise
· A Culture of Excellence in performing all duties and responsibilities;
· A Culture of Precision in terms of time management and improving efficiency;
· Courage to innovate and explore new opportunities;
· Meritocracy in assigning tasks to those best fit to execute them in accordance with the Federal Constitution and national policy;
· unwavering Loyalty to our country;
· Perseverence in the face of adversity of any kind and
· Integrity in all matters and transactions.
The inculcation of these Aspirational Values will distinguish ourselves as a powerful, respected and admired Malaysian Community, befitting the identity of a thriving and developed nation.


Bla bla bla.....Ok pakcik sekarang mari kita tengok apekebenda lu cerita tu……formulae my foot….


Firstly what is it that we need to accept? And How exactly can you instill acceptance?


Toksah nak pening pening la……..First accept this……



Bahasa Melayu is the National Language….full fucking stop…………berani?


It should be the First Language of EVERY Malaysian.


How to do that? Simple......start with a Single Stream of National Education based on Bahasa Melayu our National Language as the Main Medium of Instruction……


Is this a new idea?
The Razak Report 1956 declared the 'The ultimate objective of educational policy in this country must be to bring together the children of all races under a national educational system in which the national language is the main medium of instruction, though we recognize that progress towards this goal cannot be rushed and must be gradual"


I was searching on historical discussion on a similar topic and came across a speech made by none other the Supreme Chauvanist of Malaysia…..


This is what he said on 30th April 1969 (I've extracted some relevant points)
On May 10, when the voters go to cast their votes, they will also decide whether they endorse the ‘one nation, one language’ education policy of the exponents of a Malay Malaysia, and Indonesia Malaysia or the education policy of the advocates of Malaysian Malaysia.

The Alliance, through Mr. Koh Kim Leng’s Abdul Rahman Talib Education Report of 1960, has declared unequivocally that the Alliance want to close down all Chinese, Tamil and English schools, both at primary and secondary levels, and convert them into purely Malay schools.
The Party Rakyat’s education policy is exactly the same as the Alliance’s ‘one nation, one language’ education policy. The Party Rakyat in fact fully supports Mr. Koh Kim Leng’s Abdul Rahman Talib Education Report
A vote therefore for either the Alliance and the Party Rakyat is a vote for the destruction of Chinese, Tamil and English schools.
The DAP advocates a ‘Malaysian Malaysia’ education policy, which will permit the different language-media schools to grow and develop, so that every Malaysian child can choose in what language he wants to be taught and educated – while all learning Malay as a compulsory second language.


Well that was 1969.......I don't have to tell you what happened in May of that year.......this particular party does not even want to recognize Bahasa Melayu as our national language siut.........they even want other languages to be National Language.....(nak copy paste PAP policy kut!)


So now fast forward to 2009......in May the Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua Initiative was launched and guess what.........same shit different day.....this time around the Deputy Minister of Education wants to do a police report tu ......uuuuh takut siut.......lu tak reti bace memorandum ka...gua tengok lu dalam parliment cakap Melayu takde hal........


So folks before you get your knickers in a twist..........A Single Education Stream DOES NOT seek to ABOLISH the use of other languages or the teaching of other languages......it merely uses the National Language as the Main Medium of Instruction........


One lost soul came to engage me in my previous post.......the self appointed defender of Chinese Culture/Heritage...so he claims la......panjang nak mampus belit sane belit sini.....last last gua tanye dia ni...senyap terus.......
This is the current Primary School Curriculum


If BM+ English + Maths + Science is already in National Language (BM n English).
And here I’m assuming that BM & English is not conducted in Mandarin or Tamil….I cant imagine how the class is…what else is left?

Pendidikan Moral ( got special moral standards is it?)
Pendidikan Jasmani (huh do u teach Kung Fu or what?)
Pendidikan Kesihatan ( ABC of becoming a Sensei is it?)
Pendidikan Seni Visual (What… watching special Chinese Movies, Studying Chinese Arts??)
Pendidikan Muzik (Got special Chinese Instruments to teach??)
Kajian Tempatan (Which tempat mainland China??)
Pendidikan Sivik dan Kewarganegaraan (This is Malaysia….start becoming Malaysian!! Do u teach translated Rukun Negara and Constitution??)
Kemahiran Hidup (Got special Chinese Survival Skills is it???)


Sampai sekarang gua tak tahu apekebenda yang kecoh sangat kat SRJKC or T tu.......


Somehow i have a funny feeling that its all about preserving the use of their First Language


This whole Vernacular System of Education also create an Eco-system whereby the Best of Their Brain then goes off into an Education System in their First Language.....take a look at this achievement


Have anyone ever calculated the TOTAL LOST to OUR GDP due to Vernacular Schooling System?


I will not membebel any further.... someone have done a great job in putting together a comprehensive portal launched on Merdeka Day 2009 to explain what the Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua is all about.


Folks....... free your mind once again let not the politicians cloud your judgment.......Sign the Petition for the Interest of Our Children and to pave way for a true birth of Bangsa Malaysia


Happy Belated Merdeka Folks

Friday, August 7, 2009

Kasut Atas Kepala

Holy Kerbau? Whenever Tun M says something to point out the true situation ......every Tom, Dick(yeah u dickhead!) and the occasional Harry starts to pull out the RACE card....

Sudah dua minggu lebih gua tunggu someone to do the thankless job to provide some dollars and cents to Tun's argument.........and by that I mean statistical data with some referential integrity....or at least boleh pakai lah sikit


So now lets see what Tun said -
“Fikirkan hanya berkenaan Dasar Ekonomi Baru (DEB).  Agihan kekayaan korporat dalam DEB ialah sebanyak 30% bagi bumiputra (walaupun mereka adalah 60% dari penduduk) dan 40% bagi kaum lain serta 30% bagi orang luar. Tetapi setelah diusahakan selama 39 tahun bahagian yang terdapat bagi mereka ialah 20%, sedangkan yang terdapat bagi kaum lain ialah hampir 50%, walaupun mereka hanya 26% dari jumlah penduduk.
Nilai harta milik bumiputra pula berjumlah 15% sedangkan yang baki dimiliki oleh bukan bumiputra disebabkan harta di bandar bernilai lebih tinggi dari di luar bandar.”
So now this Monkey does not think that what Tun said is very far off from the reality…..so off he goes into the cyberspace in search of the elusive ethnic based wealth and income data for Malaysians………cari punya cari….akhirnya ketemulah kat sini

So folks kalu malas nak bace gua extract dua bijik table which I find relevant to Tun’s statement…..
So here it goes-
Any surprise there?....Dont think so right……..

The truth is even without searching for the data, any Malaysian can easily look around and come up with the “observation”…I have written about it here back in November last year…….

So what is the majic answer to the Economic Superiority of One Particular Race in Malaysia?

My quick and dirty answer is the Control Over Distribution Channel

When the distribution channel is controlled by a particular community who acts in the interest of its own community rather than the general interest of the population, naturally they have the ability to make other communities economically uncompetitive vis-à-vis their own community

Currently there is no public data to shed some light on the situation…..perhaps too sensitive kut

Without data I’m left with my own 2 bijik mata observation of the situation….


Remember the days before Carrefour, Giant, Tesco & all the other big hypermarts?


Let me be more specific remember what happened during Chinese New Year up till Chap Goh Mei of every year……..no telur, no sayur, no ikan, no daging…..no gula for two weeks…this was normal…..the basic man of the street economy grinds to a halt…folks would stock up…..

Ask yourself who are the wholesale distributors of these major products? And who are the retailers?
Still not convinced….take a trip down to any pasar borong, or to where the Nelayans come to shore……and see who is the boss

Ok tu benda kecik kecik…..now lets look at construction…..who do you think control the raw materials? From cat, cement, paku, batu dan lain lain lagi……I can go on and on……into other sectors

And you wanna know the best part about this whole eco-system…..collaboration happens, they who are in-control systematically sells at a higher price especially to the Bumiputras to ensure that the other ethnic community is unable to compete from price perspective…….

To me there’s nothing wrong in that cause we live in a market economy……the suckers will always pay more in a lousy deal……..

So now what?

If we were to view the Malaysian economy from an ethnic perspective…I would say that the Chinese Economic Eco-System is much more integrated from an end to end perspective, and this also includes ability to raise the necessary financial resources to support the eco-system……with or without Government/Political Party Support….

So the key question we need to know is did the NEP managed to create a strong Bumiputra Economic Eco-System within the Whole Malaysian Economy and also help the whole economy to grow without retarding the growth of other ethnic eco-system within the Economy?

Did we have the necessary tools to implement NEP? If we did, did we utilise them properly?

In a nutshell NEP goals was to create balance or in economic terms what folks would call inclusive growth ………..hah apekebenda pulak tu……

Inclusive growth may be measured using the idea of a social opportunity function, which is similar to a social welfare function. In theory inclusive growth leads to the maximization of the social opportunity function.

What the fuck is the social opportunity function pulak ni you may ask me……

Social opportunity function can be viewed from two perspectives
(i)    average opportunities available to the population,
(ii)    how opportunities are shared or distributed among the population.


DinTurle mu jange pening pulok nok baco hok ni!!! Ambo raso hok pasa gulo tu ambo jawak datah tu….indirectly la….

This social opportunity function gives greater weight to the opportunities enjoyed by the poor: the poorer a person is, the greater the weight will be. Such a weighting scheme will ensure that opportunities created for the poor are more important than those created for the nonpoor, i.e., if the opportunity enjoyed by a person is transferred to a poorer person in society, then social opportunity must increase, thus making growth more inclusive.....Logically la…….

So now let me perkenalkan kepada Bapak Ibu sekelian…….a key tool that can give us a Birdseye view of the situation…..

The Social Opportunity Function and the Opportunity Curve

Lets say a value of Yx is the opportunity enjoyed by Encik X who has Income Z.
Opportunity can be defined further in terms of macam macam la, lets say access to health, education, job opportunities etc etc and the average value all the Yx is the average opportunity or the percentage of the population that enjoy a given opportunity……

So now to view it for the whole system lets arrange the all Encik X’s in ascending order based on their income levels……..these values now can be plotted with the Y Axis as the Access to Opportunity and the X Axis as all the Encik X’s in the Population……

Lets call this curve as the opportunity curve: the higher the curve, the greater the social opportunity function.Thus growth will be inclusive if it shifts the opportunity curve upward at all points. If the entire opportunity curve shifts upward, this implies that everyone in society—including the poor—is enjoying an increase in opportunities, and hence we may call such a growth process as inclusive. 


The degree of inclusiveness, however, will depend on 
  •  how much the curve is shifting upward and 
  •  in which part of the income distribution the shift is taking place.
If the opportunity curve is sloping downward, then we can say that opportunities available to the poor are more than those available to the nonpoor (i.e., the opportunities are distributed equitably). Similarly, if the curve is sloping upward, opportunities are distributed inequitably (antipoor).


Some parts above gua cedok dari sini , kalu rajin pi bace....



Lets look at how it would look like in action……
The NEP to me was aimed at creating a downward sloping opportunity curve and at the same time pushing the curve upwards to achieve a more equitable and inclusive growth for the whole economy…….that was the goals and spirit of the NEP…..of how it was implemented, enforced and monitored I have to reserve my observation at this stage….the chart below can give you an overview of the potential effects of NEP
and of course the approach requires some form of transfer from the Haves to the Have Nots….this can be viewed from the chart below…..

As an individual who benefited from the said policy, I have to say a BIG THANK YOU for providing me the educational opportunity that I don’t think my single mum could have afforded if there was no NEP in place……I believe there are many more like me in Malaysia……….


So now lets go back to Tuns final point..
“Saya berpendapat  jika negara ini hendak aman dan maju, agihan kekayaan dan kualiti hidup semua kaum hendaklah adil (fair) walaupun tidak sama (unequal).  Janganlah hendaknya mana-mana pihak atau kaum tanggung beban kemiskinan yang keterlaluan, sementara kaum lain hidup mewah.  Mengumpan sokongan dengan mengambil hak satu kaum untuk diberi kepada kaum lain bukanlah caranya - lebih-lebih lagi mengambil dari yang kurang berada untuk diberi kepada yang sudah lebih berada.”

Synthesized to its finest he points out that reversing the said policy is akin to changing the slope of the Opportunity Curve, when what the Government should be doing is to push the Curve Upwards by improving the implementation strategy, its delivery mechanism and building the necessary monitoring mechanism to ensure that the Original Goal and Objective is achieved.........

More importantly we must ask ourselves did NEP manage to change the original slope of the Opportunity Curve?

If it did not (this monkey thinks so!) given the fact that there is economic dominance of a particular ethnic segment of the population which could counterbalance the access to opportunities by Government policies....then why is the Prime Minister rushing towards dismantling the NEP?

Jib guano mu ning acu kelih sikit gak keliling mung tu reti ko puok2 technocarp tu?

Folks the goals of this post is not trying to provide any specific answers but more about building the framework on how to ask the right questions........thank you for wasting your valuable time to read this post

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Liberalising The Monkey

Hellow Folks......I'm BACK!!!!!!! Had a wonderful 5 weeks holiday in my Tanah Air Tercinta......lets see where do i start...so many things to talk about and share with you all.....

huh lets begin with the customary gua tibai lu thinggy......

1. LANCAU Lu TMNET gua putus internet dua minggu kat KL, lu janji 2 business day...technician tak sampai sampai....dah sampai bole ke cakap kata cable underground area gua kurang cantik as if thats my fucking problem.....dah la gua takde talipon 3G....GPRS connection macam sial mahal gile pulak tu

2. LANCAU Lu Malaysia Airlines...I book my tickets online for 2 Kids(< 4 years old), 2 adults and 1 Infant…….how come when I go and check in 2.5 hours before you can say to me that ALL of us have to be separated because the flight is full and say that I should have reserved the seats online (Fuck u n ur mama…you blardy system does not have seat booking function bingai!!!)

Now to more matters of national importance- Let me begin with the Liberalisation measures announced by our PM……did anyone see it coming?

You should have if the respective regulators had done a proper public education message …….as most of the items announced are interlinked with the major discussion that have been going at the ASEAN Level for the past 10 years….allow me to share with you some of the on-going discussions- for some background info please read in details here (make sure u at least browse through it before reading on....its fucking important siut)

Someone thought that if we were to work together as a Single Market that we will be stronger…….will we?

Achieving sustainable Economic Growth is of a paramount importance affecting our thinking process today, achieving one in a single economy in an equitable and inclusive manner is a challenge to all of us individually and trying to map the individual targets of economies into unison will provide a far greater challenge to achieve in the medium or the long run. As we position ourselves in the global competitive environment; where resource mobility is experiencing a double dot phenomena (Accelaration in physics) aided by the development of telecommunication and information technology over the last decade, we must be able to ask ourselves how competitive are we either individually or as a unit given the fact that at the same time each one of us are competing with one another in almost every economic aspect. One of the defining characteristics of the world in which we now live is that, by most economically relevant measures, distances are shrinking rapidly. The shrinking globe has been a major source of the powerful wave of worldwide economic integration and increased economic interdependence that we are currently experiencing.

As economies in ASEAN specialize; competition become more fierce both from domestic, regional and Global perspective, consideration on how the domestic industry can cope and be abreast with these new competition factors are fundamental to policy makers whilst promoting healthy foreign competition. The software aspects such as human and knowledge factors becomes delicate parameter to enable growth planners to find a careful balance to be able to manage the risk of unemployment or potential dislocation of domestic industry participants who are unable to adjust with the new environment.

Stable, Deep and Liquid Capital Market is one of the key determinants to propel us further into the new era, markets function best when they attract sufficient liquidity and to some extent liquidity can be thought of as roughly comparable to investor confidence. Liquidity exists when investors are confident and willing to assume risks. And liquidity persists when risks are quantifiable and investors are creditworthy. I will not dwell further as I think all of us here are fully aware of the recent developments in US credit markets, as we speak today, the global markets are still adjusting to the aftermath of the Sub-prime. Internally we must build our strength and resiliency in time of stress for our markets to be able to handle the forces of external shocks to our domestic markets.

As our markets become more globalised in nature, with it comes the ‘theoretical thinking” of Financial globalization--opening a country's financial markets to foreign capital and financial institutions and the expectations that it will confer several important benefits on developing countries. First, by bringing in new capital, financial globalization will lower the cost of capital, thereby encouraging investment, which in turn promotes growth. Second, when foreign capital and financial institutions are allowed to enter a country, they improve the allocation of capital. Third--the most important benefit and one not usually emphasized--globalization of a country's financial system, if it is designed to promote competition in domestic financial markets, helps promote the development of better property rights and institutions. Better property rights and institutions make the domestic financial sector work better. They facilitate the movement of capital to productive uses and prepare the domestic financial sector to better handle the increased capital flows that would come with the opening of the country's financial sector……betui ka pakcik?

Economic globalization has come a long way, in one particular dimension--finance--it is very far from complete. Financial globalization has made its greatest strides in rich countries. Gross international capital flows, which have risen enormously in recent years, move primarily among rich countries. The exchange of assets in these flows is undertaken to a large extent to enable individuals and businesses to diversify their portfolios, putting some of their eggs in the baskets of other rich countries. Only a small fraction of total international capital flows into emerging economies such as ASEAN. The situation is even more remarkable when you add into the picture the capital flows out of developing countries, especially the governmental acquisition of international reserves; then we see that emerging-market economies have, on net, actually been sending capital to rich countries….how sweet eh

A number of issues linger in my mind; from Investor Protection Capabilities and Investors Rights of each domestic markets and the adherence to international standards, domestic market access from transactional execution perspective as well as the potential migration of domestic markets from issuer fund raising activities, the level of economic of scale of Domestic Market Intermediaries and Market infrastructure operators (execution, settlement and depository agents, exchanges, central clearing and depository) and of how the domestic industry will adjust to the competition factors of the regionally integrated markets.

Collectively we must define and analyze the structure of ASEAN economies and markets and come up with a common strategy on how best to brand it as a product. We must look deep from domestic as well as consolidated regional view. What will be our main selling point to the world, does geographical boundaries define the identity of our markets?.

So if all of us are really serious about this what would be the key issues to achieve the so called “integration”?

To me the differences in the level of development of Individual markets is a major stumbling block be it from capital control perspective, market access to foreign investors, depth and liquidity of markets and more importantly the sophistication and maturity of markets, industry and its key actors(investors, intermediaries, regulators) and the lack of convergence of regulations and rules governing markets all of which affect the overall resiliency factors and attractiveness from foreign investors perspectives.

Each country is on its own path of reform with great focus in strengthening market intermediaries, overall reforms in regulatory structure towards international standards and improving market liquidity and depths. Current focus may be domestic oriented with some aspects of regional and global view into consideration. Major challenges lies in the explicitly laying out the terms of regional integration given the current structure of competition among markets as well as the build up of domestic markets capacity in term of intermediary capacity, regulatory capacity and infrastructure capacity.

Market Regulators must also strive to be able to undertake its regulatory and supervisory functions in the new era of globalization. Individual regulators are challenged in their typical way of operation in to ensure market stability, integrity and institutions and investor’s protection in a market whereby the increased level of access to foreign markets and foreign access to domestic markets are facilitated with the advancement of telecommunication and information technology (Websites/Internet Trading/Foreign Brokers selling products to local investors without proper licensing)

On the other hand how relevant is ASEAN as a group to the eyes of the world? How big is our voice in the global flow of liquidity?. On one hand we aspire to be classified as a unique Asset class, whereas in reality we are viewed differently from credit as well as economic diversity perspective. Europe took more than 50 years to achieve the level of integration which we are witnessing now, how will ASEAN fare in achieving it regional integration activities and why in the world are we rushing towards it?

So Mr Prime Minister/part time Finance Minister wannabe what are you doing? Do you even know the implication of your decision which I presume is based on advices by the respective bureaucrats, “Con”Sultans and of course Technocraps……not that I’m trying to underestimate your intelligence or those who whisper in your ears…..but by my yardstick tak jauh sangat dari bingai…….


One of the fundamental building block of this initiative is the "Mutual Recognition"  (MR)Concept whereby foreign intermediaries/player does not need to go through the necessary licensing procedure of domestic regulators BUT will need to comply to their respective home regulators rule as long as their Home Regulators Rule is of the minimum standards as Ours. The overall concept is similar to the "Substituted Compliance Framework" proposed by Tafara and Peterson read here for details
  • Harmonizing Disclosure Standards, Align Distribution Timelines and Develop Mutual Recognition for Primary Offering
  • MR of Market Proffesional involved in Primary Offerings
  • MR for the provision of products& services by Intermediaries to Non Retail Investors (NRI)
  • Promote Cross Border Investment through Local Intermediaries
  • Harmonize defination of Non Retail Investors
  • Ammend Laws to allow NRI to invest freely
  • Allow Local Intermediaries to distribute ASEAN listed products, with marketing and support services
  • MR of Market Proffesionals
  • MR of Collective Investment Schemes

The second building block is the Exchange Alliance Framework consisting of
  • The building of the "Bulletin Board" of top 30 ASEAN listed Securities from each ASEAN exchange- Phase I no transaction on Home Exchange, Transactiona Phase after ACE linkage is build
  • Build the Common Access Gateway called the ASEAN Common Exchange Gateway (ACE) which is an Order Routing Mechanism that will allow a Foreign Broker say in Singapore to be able to hit the prices in Bursa Malaysia (Displayed in Singapore Exchange) without being a member of Bursa Malaysia (Order is still routed to the Domestic Member for Final Execution)
  • Link Depository and Settlement Systems among ASEAN Central Security Deposity and Clearing Houses
For details read here

And before I forget beware of Singapore's intention in escalating the “integration” activities ( I shall reserve this for my follow up post on the matter)

Someone asked me what I think of the 30% Bumi Rule for IPO….I gave a straightforward answer…in the current global markets, our domestic issuers can raise funds ANYWHERE in the WORLD WITHOUT the need to comply to such rule….and if you can imagine how the market would look like in 2015 as per the ASEAN Market Integration Plan.....Local Malaysian Companies can list anywhere in ASEAN and can still TARGET local Malaysian Investors Via the Mutual Recognition and the Exchange Linkages Initiative....so how now, even if the PM did not liberalise the 30% rule the loophole environment HAS BEEN AGREED BY SECURITIES COMMISSION AND BURSA MALAYSIA BEFORE his announcement.....kantoi tu!(It was during Tun Dol's time as PM not Najib's, but he was the Finance Minister after the portfolio swap)

As a matter of principle, when you design a policy action, you must be able to have the necessary tools for enforcement and monitoring so that the cost of implementation is not too high that it eats up the intended economic benefit of the policy action…….

Throughout the whole implementation of the 30% rule did our regulators bother to publish the Bumiputra Ownership Index for each security and for the market as a whole?

What in the world did all the CEO’s of Bursa and Chairmans of SC was doing all this while…such a simple thing also cannot ka pakcik n makciks…….kalu ini macam baik gua balik Malaysia and take over your job...... I hear Yusli's Contract gonna end soon

To all the 30% proxies who have benefited from this rule, I envy you for doing fuck all and earning tons of money.

Better stop here on this issue….kalu tak berjela jela…I shall let you all digest this post first…

PS: To all who have commented on my previous articles, sorry been having some problems with Intense Debate system, will try to respond once i sort it out....thank you for your tots

PPS: Think Domestic Market First (the Bumi Market is a subset of the Domestic Market) and FUCK Globalisation and Market Integration Initiatives, markets are ALREADY integrated through the presence of Foreign Intermediaries in OUR domestic market.

PPPS: If you read the original ASEAN Economic Community Blueprint you would notice that there will be Resource Mobility in ASEAN......so be prepared to compete with our Regional counterparts for Jobs folks by 2015.....ask yourself what would your competative advantage be?

PPPPS: A BIG FUCK YOU TO ALL THE RACIST OUT THERE.....


Friday, July 17, 2009

There Goes My Man U Tickets!

This will be a quick one......

My phone been getting so many SMS's from morning....yes we are OK thank you for your concern...

Today Indonesia was struck again with concurrent bombing at Mega Kuningan.....(less than 1 KM from where I live)- JW Marriot n Ritz Carlton....

As of current 49 folks are hurt n 7 confirmed dead......

To all those directly affected ..my prayers for all of you....

To those involved in plotting and executing this act....I hope you, your family and your mother would go to hell......

To all the Man U fans who are now holding a worthless ticket for tomorrow....lets go beat up some Liverpool fanatics......(blardy hell!!....Man U was supposed to stay at one of the hotel....imagine if the bombing is tomorrow amidst all the fans........)

WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!! EVERY LITTLE BIT OF YOU AND YOUR ASSOCIATIONS

Sunday, June 14, 2009

The Lari Topic Discussion of Satu Sekolah

Folks have u been in a lari topic kinda discussion?

Sometimes when we are talking about cows, someone comes over and throw in a basikal, biskut and a penyapu.

Something so straightforward and simple .... a cyber-initiative was launched back in May to Have a  Single School for PRIMARY Students with a Single Medium of Instructions in BAHASA Kebangsaan with Other Languages be taught as a Language Subject being part of its curriculum...............that was the goal....but if one bothers to read the Memo....it actually asked for an indepth study to be conducted on our Education system...........

Orang cakap pasal sekolah rendah lu main selit aje Sekolah Menengah, ITM, STPM, apebenda lagi..ah..Matrikulasi.....dll...if there are "problems" in them...that would be another topic altogether....lets try to solve them bit by bit.....so now back to the topic.........what is wrong with that proposal?

Lets just talk about printing cost?......How much do you think we could save by having a single medium?

Or teachers? How to we treat the Vernacular Teachers? Can they work in such an environment?

How is their ability in Bahasa Kebangsaan? I saw an interview once on youtube about Vernacular schools done by MalaysiaKini....mamat gurubesar sekolah tamil main bantai aje full tamil version interview and I had to read subtitles.....howla....makes sense or not all these things that those trying hard to defend the Vernacular Schools?? ( I'm still waiting for a solid fact based counterpost that can prove that Vernacular School system is beneficial for National Unity and also as a whole performs better than Sekolah Kebangsaan)

How would the curriculum be? What about other things?Like sports, arts etc etc?

BUT ALL In Bahasa Kebangsaan......How bout that? So simple.....start with having a single medium of instructions.....thats it? Apelah susah sangat............sempoi nak mampus......

Well folks these are the things we should be talking about instead of the other things I mentioned earlier ....

Now let me ask you how many people around you are aware of this? I dont know I'm not really around Malaysians....

Anyway tell them that the country needs their opinion on a YES and a NO....on whether we should still continue an education system  with 3 Medium of Instructions(One language is the National Language of a Foreign Nation and another is for A State in India)?....actually bersepah sepah permutation of questions that you could ask.....what ever it is just a yes or a no would do.......for now..

satD joins the Call for a Referendum !!!!

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Wee Ka Siong You Should Resign First before submitting the Police Report

A new contender just applied to join my kitchenware collection....I'm still not sure whether to add this one or not.....

One peabrain Deputy Education Minister that goes by the name of Wee Ka Siong is in a fix from my point of view
  1. He is a Chinese 
  2. He is a Chinese Politician representing MCA which is part of BN
  3. He is the Deputy Education Minister
As a Senior Official from the Education Ministry one has the responsibility to look at the overall education policy from ALL angles, one needs to have NO POLITICAL nor RACIAL BIAS in order to undertake that function properly without ANY conflict of interest situation especially in deliberating on policy action with a NATIONAL impact for GENERATIONS to come

Looks like Wee wants to do a police report against the people who are supporting the Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua Campaign

This monkey says go ahead but RESIGN first as Deputy Education Minister!!!!

Now i bet this peabrain will go and ask one of his running dogs to go and file the report....but dude you already said your position........which means that YOU ARE NOT EVEN OPEN TO DIALOGUE.........

I will be here.........and if I die .......my children will continue this struggle and their children and so on and so forth.....until this dream of Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua becomes a reality for Malaysia....

So bring it on Wee!!!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua- Now and Then

Ever since the Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua Campaign was launched last week by brother KijangMas of DemiNegara..comments have poured in...both for and against the idea...many went for character assasination and try hard to brand DemiNegara as a "racist" blog and all those in support for the initiative as a bunch of racist trying to stir discontent among our racial "harmony"

Very much expected.......bunch of racist trying to call themselves MALAYSIANS ...i say surrender your IC and passport and go back to your ancestral motherland....... good riddance

Now lets go deeper into their arguments.

The bulk of these retards try hard to Equate Withdrawing Government Policy and Support for MRSM, Sekolah Berasrama Penuh, Sekolah Agama Rakyat (SABK) as the quid pro quo against giving up the Vernacular School....yeah rite!
Now Lets look at the Official Statistics 2008 from MOE, you may download yourself here

A cursory look at the data shows that a
  • Total of 1813 SRKJ(C and T)
  • 54 Sekolah Berasrama Penuh,
  • 16 SABK(primary),
  • 101 SABK (Secondary)
  • and 55 Sekolah Agama
  • As for MRSM the numbers are 39 go here and count the dots
Now lets do a simple calculation lets say 30 students per class and 5 class per age = 150 Students per age

Now lets apply this number against the total number of School....
  • assuming SRJK(C/T)/SABK(primary) got 6 years of Study,
  • Sekolah Berasrama Penuh/MRSM/Sekolah Agama/SABK(secondary) got 5 years...
The resulting number of kids would b
  • SRJK(C/T) would be = 150 x 6 x 1813 = 1,631,700
  • SABK(primary) = 150 x 6 x 16 = 14400
  • Sekolah Berasrama Penuh = 150 x 5 x 54 = 40,500
  • SABK (Secondary) = 150 x 5 x 101 = 75, 750
  • Sekolah Agama = 150 x 5 x 55 = 42, 250
  • MRSM = 150 x 5 x 34 = 25,500
Feel free to disagree....real numbers on enrollment for primary school by type is here cant find actual numbers for secondary school anywhere in the portal..so bear with me on this....

First and foremost besides MRSM which is enacted as per our constitution article 153 and the corresponding Akta Majlis Amanah Rakyat 1966.....the other schools are OPEN to All Non-Bumi based on your UPSR or Penilaian Darjah 5 during my time. (for sekolah agama.....if you want to convert to Islam alhamdulliah..silakan pak)......

So let me ask you this now.....which one is more?

How many more kids in their early years are segregated in an Alien Language which is only spoken on a daily basis by less than 20% of the population.... Racial Disunity of course is a co-mingling of many factors, one key component is how well we understand one another…..and of which language plays a very important role..

This key problem in language brings us back to vernacular schooling ….lets assume a kid from 7 to 12 years old goes to to a vernacular school..how many hours a day does he goes around thinking, learning, communicating in Mandarin/Tamil…goes home after school probably into an environment that continues to speak Non-national Languages..or even other foreign language dialects……how much interaction in BM or English will this group children have as a % of their life minus the early years say up till 5/6 years old….ask yourself would these group of children be racially united with other kids of different race who do not speak the language that they speak fluently….. as with any problem..there are root causes…..and if language is one of the possible root cause of disunity then we must face the issue on vernacular schooling head on..without fear and without politics clouding our judgment..........

I'm really curious of how both side of the political divide will respond to this issue.....my own take is that both got NO BALLS and probably want to throw more money to support this root cause of our problem

As for those against the Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua.....this bunch of racist bigots try hard to challenge the Constitutional Provisions of Malay Special Rights Article 153 against what? Remember the give and take for the 1,000, 000 stateless Chinese and Indians, that was the quid pro quo... r u ready to surrender your IC and Passport if Article 153 is abolished.?

Did the constitution provides for the "rights" to teach Other Subjects in Non Official Language? Go read the memorandum to TPM for details

What is the need to master Mandarin and Tamil for? ..Say this if a Kantonese meets a Hokkien or a Fhu Chau do they speak Mandarin or Bahasa/English?

So tell me what in the world for these two languages........ is it to unite the Chinese and Indian against the rest of the Malaysians?.If so then by design you are trying an environment that the majority of the population is unable to understand and hence you are actually segregating yourself from the majority of the population. On top of it you would then systematically use this "advantage" in all aspects from economic, political and social perspective....how is this going to help a country as young as ours to grow..unless you plan to build a country within a country?

Language issue is basic, it forms the basic foundation of a Nation..look at Mainland China...there must be a single language of choice for all citizen to be able to be spoke FLUENTLY..the same for India with so many different languages and even also for Indonesia..these are just a few examples of our negara jiran.....
Being multilingual is part and parcel of the natural evolution of our 'economic resources' and Yes I support for the proper teaching of a third, fourth or even fifth language to our children.......BUT In language classes and NOT having the whole curriculum in a Foreign Language

So now lets go back to history

The Fucking British Occupation period 1786- 1941

Our fucking colonial masters operates a divide and rule approach anywhere they go....so to extract maximum resources from this Tanah Melayu they invited a bunch of "skilled foreign" workers from China and India...Did they come here as Slaves to the Colonial Masters?
I think not....most would probably voluntered to get a job...always wondered why in world the Brittish didnt train the Malays these so called skills and send these foreign workers back after a few years.......guess this is part of the strategy to avoid a Nationalistic Uprising by the Malays.....so now these bunch of foreign workers then brought the whole supporting community and of course sex was part of their daily activy.....hence their numbers multiply.......now that there are kids around education becomes a concern to everyone......

being brittish(as usual)......lets divide this people futher.....lets offer them our language and if this foreign workers cant speak it....let them import their own community education......lu ingat pergi camping ke? Were you all planning this for the long run from the outset??

Anyway back to education......4 types of schools exist - English Medium and Vernaculars (Malay, Chinese and Indian)....the Christians Missions were also active in providing educations in major towns. So now the wealthiest of them the Chinese started establishing their own school, importing curriculum, teachers and textbook form motherland.......the estate going Indians had to rely on their Plantation masters.....kesian giler.....and the Malays were trying their best to survive amidst all of these..as the Brits think that .....lets just educate them to a level that they wont create any problem for us...
anyway back to the point of racial disunity......folks were systematically divided by design of the fucking british operational policy.......for close to 150 years.....

The Japanese Occupation.
...

....sekejap aje.....not much effect on Education.....what came about was the talibaruts..who sold their soul.....if this monkey was around during that time...彼は日本刀で頭を切り落とすと

The kelam kabut years 1945-1957

To me who ever was around at that time was a bunch of idiots........what was the brittish gonna do if we had fought them as a united front irrespective of our race then.....but their policy worked....we were divided....we did not have a sense of belonging.......

Now back to education..the thinking then by the Cheeseman Plan(part of Malayan Union) was to have 4 system (English, Malay, Chinese & Indian) with Chinese + Tamil to be a subject in English schools and teaching of English was to be compulsary in all vernacular schools.....

We all know what happened to Malayan Union.....so that proposal masuk tong sampah

Now the brits pening kepala how in the world can we consolidate this mess.....so they set up the Barnes Committee in 1950 to look at ways to reform and integrate the whole education system....they came out with a report called the Barnes Report recommending for ALL existing school to be transformed into National Schools in which childred of various ethnic group would be taught through the medium of Malay and English.......

Surprise surprise the Chinese protested vehemently against that....remember folk there is no constitution yet.......they think that this is an effort to eliminate their culture and language.....again the fucking british mengelabah...and set up another committee called the Fenn-Wu in 1951....judging from the name of the committee you can guess their leanings......so this committee then provided their recommendations revolving symphatetically around the Chinese vernacular education, main gist is to have a bilingual (Malay and English) medium with specific provisions to the learning of Chinese and Tamil in schools.....

Now with two reports in hand...fucking british then created another committee headed by LD WHitfield called the Central Advisory Committee on Education in 1951 to deliberate on the two report...their opinion on the two report can be viewed here

Few things this monkey noticed in the Whitfield committee observations
  1. They were leaning towards a common medium using Malay and English
  2. They promote and support the teaching of Chinese and Tamil as a Language subject
  3. Their worry that the Barnes report created negative perception that government aids to vernacular school is being withdrawn and the potential unemployment risk of the teachers from the vernacular schools
  4. Their belief that the last racially segregated vernacular primary school will cease to exist when the parents of the children attending it believe that a national school would provide a more acceptable education (Fenn Wu report suggest that that day will NEVER happen)
"It is an event of the undated future so that in contemplating the problems of Vernacular Schools in their present form it would be unwise to regard them only as short term issue. Any satisfactory solution to these problems should help so to modulate existing vernacular school that their eventual transmutation into acceptable National schools will be natural and voluntary and welcomed by the parents of those who attend them"- Central Advisory Committee on Education 10th Sept 1951
Their recommendation forms the basis of the 1952 Education Ordinance whereby a bilingual national system of education with a common curriculum was established on only ONE type of School i.e The National School with Malay & English as Medium with Chinese and Tamil as 3rd language subject.

Technically Vernacular School existed outside the Education Ordinance 1952 (dari dulu tak nak ikut Undang Undang!!!! kimak betul)

A year before Merdeka

In 1956 Bapak Najib came out with another report called the Razak report major gist (lu bace sendiri la link gua kasi tu!) focuses along the promotion of the National Language (Malay) and phasing out of the English Medium with the ultimate objective of the education policy of bringing together children of all races under a National education system in which the national language is the medium of instruction (they recognise that progress towards this goal cannot be rushed and must be gradual)


Somehow along the way in paragraph 54 of this report SRJKs was created with a clause whereby if parents of 15 children request for it........this then form the Education Ordinance 1957 allowing for the existance of vernacular schools with Government Support.

MERDEKA!!!!!! MERDEKA!!!! MERDEKA!!!! I give u kerakyatan in return for my special status, you can practice your culture within your own "unofficial" capacity........get it! Now lets live and let live

1961 Rahman Talib Report
Minister of Education Rahman Talib, then had another report to evaluate the status of the implementation of the Razak Report. The team saw very little progress in implementing the use of the Malay language as the main medium of instruction in Malaysian schools and phasing out English-medium schools. Their report then resulted in the Education Act of 1961.

The most significant outcome of the Education Act of 1961 was that a definite timetable was set to phase out English-medium schools and convert government-aided Chinese-medium secondary schools into Bahasa Melayu-medium secondary schools.
I will stop here(capek sih..plus got to put the kids to bed)........as this is the period before NEP was implemented.......look at the mindset of the people championing Vernacular Schools (Then and Now)........Did they bother to consider to integrate into the National System.....the Malay Vernacular School did.......they integrated into the National School....
The majority of the population have moved forward.....why are you all stuck with 1950's mindset....they will keep on finding reasons NOT to integrate into a single system....they will try to convince you that they are the victims of NEP Policies and IF AND ONLY IF NEP is gone then Vernacular School will be gone...........sad indeed these people who call themselves Malaysians......who goes around claiming to be Anak Bangsa Malaysia........
I totally agree if you say that the overall education requires reform....just look at the teaching of Maths n Science in English....i got a niece aged 12 now ...her teacher tries his best to teach maths in English...bersepah sepah nak mampus....budak tu balik rumah pening kepala...and she speaks better English than her teacher........Do they have English Classes for Teachers?....
So many things to do ahead folks(this post is becoming too long by my gua tibai lu standard.).....the goal of the petition is to have an indepth study towards a common goal.......a goal that was concieved not a few weeks back but a goal that have been on the minds of the policymakers way back before Merdeka.....so go figure why we are still here
Again irrespective of your race or political leanings....ponder upon the said Memo to TPM and show that you want to move ahead by joining our movement to forge a cohesive and unified Bangsa Malaysia...
Join us at Facebook and Sign the Petition


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua- Is there a reason to say no?

I have a dream......and my dream is that Malaysians will speak in a single unified language....like how things are in Indonesia.....I've been living here for 4 years already.......every single day I look around, people of various races in Indonesia speak a single common language......no such thing as ayam Vs itek kinda thing like how things are in Malaysia....I ask myself how is this possible? Even the resident MatSalehs speaks fluent Bahasa Indonesia.....

To me the root cause is that our nation is still divided along racial and cultural lines with no middle ground where people of various races could collectively identify themselves with........we've seen the phony Anak Bangsa Malaysia syndrome trying their best to slip through into Mainstream thinking process......and yet they fail to notice the cold hard fact that you must start early beginning with our kids......you cannot just one day say that you are Anak Bangsa Malaysia when you go around identifying yourself as I'm a "Your Race" Malaysian etc....you must be able to subscribe to the critical foundation of this nation.............

Perhaps the lyrics of the song Indonesia Saja by Dewa  can help you understand what I'm trying to put forward

aku bukan orang jawa
aku juga bukan sunda
aku bukan orang aceh
aku juga bukan ambon
aku bukan cina
aku juga bukan barat
aku bukan kiri
aku juga bukan kanan
aku bukan hijau
aku juga bukan merah
aku hanya merasa
aku orang indonesia saja
aku hanya merasa
aku orang indonesia saja

Well here's the thing folks.....the birth of the Real Anak Bangsa Malaysia begins now........as today marks the beginning of a long-term campaign to push for A Single School System for Malaysians, it was a campaign conceived on the cyberspace(which I'm very proud to be a part of) and will soon invade every single part of our country......

For details read the Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua post by Brother KijangMas of DemiNegara , there you will find the proposed Memo to be submitted to our Deputy Prime Minister who also happens to be Our Education Minister.

Please look beyond our racial differences and think about the future of our children and our country

Show your support with our Online petition here

Updates:
Do read my follow up post......especially for those who disagree with Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Along came a Senduk

Folks lets take a break from the Perak Berak..........fuckin morons!!!

This post is dedicated to all the anonymous out there in the cyberspace!!!

I will write this one as how i see it.......orang sini bilang "bahasa terang".......no need to come out with theory here theory there...principle here principle there.....


Duk.....do you know how long it normally takes to build a cyber identity? To have a following, to create the cyber-aura..............With one click of your mouse you just wiped all that effort away.......

Bak kata pepatah melayu.....terlajak perahu boleh diundur......terlajak post habis masuk google reader, google cache........kalau delete pun semua orang dah tahu........

Mamat senduk ni pulak satu.....tak habis habis nak belit sampai 3 post.....never once mintak maaf for BETRAYING A FRIEND.........

On top of it.......this senduk have the audacity to award someone a "white feather"......where the fuck did u get the feather duk.....pluck it from your back........you spineless chicken shit......have a look at duk's comment section....and you can see the Kampung in his thinking......ajak orang nak gaduh sana sini..........i guess you sure do fit the anatomy of a senduk.....besar kepala tak tentu pasal.....sorry to digress a bit dey Parpu...stop shouting with the caplock la brader...lu ingat orang pekak ke?

To top it all up.......his wife came out to defend the action to say that it was her who suggested the post.....
mmmmm......what is this monkey gonna do now.........called her senduk as well?...or is it buy one get one free kinda thing going on this week......one senduk is enough for my kitchenware collection......

So now folks lets get back to the key issue here.....anonymity.....

Before you go on further watch this..........courtesy of my brothers from artic


Do you know how the band looks like? Did they manage to deliver their message and art to you without disclosing how they look like?

Ok how about this........do you know how any of the Mainstream newspapers writers/columnist/editors look like?


What is anonymous anyway.....? 10 people know that its you.......50 people know that its you ...or only you yourself syiok sendiri know its you.......


Knowing an anonymous blogger is a privilege....I've witnessed a number of times when folks meet up with another anonymous blogger buddy of mine.......they would say "Oh my god!!...I read you everyday.....I'm so happy to have had the chance to meet you personally"...

Duk.....it is not something that you casually one afternoon decide after your other half say let go kacau this blogger.....put up a post containing the picture of the blogger....no can do senduk.....

Now lets look at Duk's writtings...(banyak gile...Duk lu takde kerja lain nak buat time office ke?).....ayat bombastic gile.....tapi content..tara hasil........orang tak banyak baca boleh lah lu nak jual lu punya ayat...

an anonymous friend of mine said.......he sounded so contrived and seems like trying too hard.....I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!! I think it was synthesized to its finest........of what senduk is...slowly showing his true Malay Apologist colors.......


To all anonymous out there allow this monkey to offer to you some simple guide to avoid a senduk bingai episode.
  1. Start counting how many people know who you are and how many have a photo of you....
  2. Identify typical evolving senduk syndrom.....categorised as tak puas hati cause they cannot engage you in a post vs post and normally a non-anonymous blogger.
  3. Avoid gatherings of bloggers... you never know... a senduk might just be there...and if you do go, DO NOT tell them about your cyber identity.....just give them your boring real life name
  4. Know who you can trust........when they ask too much question...or wants to take a picture..be careful
And as for me.....i would probably remain an anonymous blogger until another senduk comes along........or maybe the same senduk if he holds a grudge against me.......and if he does.....i will "kacau" him with a capital K....

Until then I await the next piece to join my growing kitchenware collection........

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Sakmongkol Lu Senduk Betul La!!!

For today I'll do away with the occasional datuk here datuk there!!!

Sakmongkol Lu memang senduk betul.....bingai.....

Let me ask u some quick question....

Did u ask AVoice that you'll be releasing his photo ON YOUR BLOG?

That dude is an ANONYMOUS Blogger la bingai!!!.......let me spell it again for u ...A N O N Y M O U S

What if after this he cannot cari makan? What if he cannot write the things that he want to due to the fact that people/Companies now can put a face to his blog? Can sue you ka?

Lu ingat kelakar ke post lu tu? I bet Salahuddin is laughing now......

There must be a reason why one becomes an anonymous blogger...i dont know his reasons but i know mine, what ever it is you should have RESPECTED his anonymity...THAT IS THE STANDARD CODE OF CONDUCT bingai!!!!

Nasib baik gua tak jumpa same lu........poyo gile la lu brader!!!

Now that I'm done.....

Mohon maaf Datuk Ariff..segala yang baik itu datang dari Allah dan yang buruk itu dari saya

wass
satD

UPDATES 729am 29/04

Boleh citaka......Senduk ni datang blog gua .....kerek nak mampus pastu nak maki hamun gua

Gua punya soalan tak boleh nak jawap........pastu emo nak mampus.....sah 100% seduk n poyo

Pagi ni gua bangun.....pi check comment kat dia punye original post.......I said to myself

No wayyyy..........................This senduk got nano sized balls!!!!!

HE DELETES DISSENTING COMMENT...polite ones summore........

Have a look and judge for yourself..........

Original Before Deletion


Senduk Deletion and Mafaker used Permanent Delete to hide to his readers (only blogmaster can do that)



Hoi Senduk Bola Kecik

Toksah nak kerek kat sini, gua baru jentik lu sikit dah mengelabah satu kampung........

Monday, April 27, 2009

Islamic This Islamic That

Ni ape cerita nak jadi Hub sana Hub sini

Sat nak jadi Halal Hub......sat nak jadi Islamic Finance Hub

Hub Hub Hub.........
What is a Hub by the way in the interlinked global economy?

Do we really need a hub if everything is interconnected?

Do we still need to operate in a Hub and Spoke environment?
Why can’t we just connect directly to individual markets or create regional economic blocks strong enough as envisioned under Asean Economic Community Blueprint?

Gua mau tanye same lu.....what is the benefit to the
Muslim Ummah in Malaysia and the world at large for the creation of these "Islamic" hubs?




Go back to basic folks............

Why dont we focus on Islamic Medicine instead (Thank u Mak Teh for the inspiration!)

Simple deal.....If you believed that Allah spoke via Jibrail to Prophet Muhammad SAW......then the medicines used during the times of the Prophet (used/prescribed by the Prophet) MUST have been Allah's Medicines......

How many years did the Islamic Empire lead the way in the field of medicine by referring to the Quran and Hadith? Most of modern medicine still has its roots from the research and experiments on these early pioneers......

And did the Prophet not say

"There is no disease that Allah has created, except that He also has created its treatment."[7]

"Make use of medical treatment, for Allah has not made a disease without appointing a remedy for it, with the exception of one disease, namely old age."[8]

"Allah has sent down both the disease and the cure, and He has appointed a cure for every disease, so treat yourselves medically."[9]

"The one who sent down the disease sent down the remedy."[10]


So now what do we need to do?

Are we not home to one of the world most complex ecosystem? say the Danum Valley for instance or maybe the Belum Forest…….


Step 1: Build A world class laboratory for Research and Sample Storage within the vicinity of these sites, preferably within a short drive from nearest entry point ( No need to build corridors please!!)


Step 2: Consolidate all Biological Samples and have the RIGHT to these samples for onward Commercial Production or Harvesting (Foreigners have been stealing samples from us for years you idiot, I’ve personally been on one of these trips deep inside Belum to extract samples with Orang Asli, the finished product is then sold back to us at a HUGE Premium by the Global Pharmas)- advancement in DNA technology allow for accurate profiling of samples


Step 3: Invite Global Pharmaceuticals Co’s to enter into a R&D + production/harvesting agreement with Islamic Profit and Risk Sharing Concept together with our local universities (tax incentives should be part of the package)


Step 4: Build Islamic Medicine Retail Chains similar to Oriental Medicines to be manned by folks (francise method) who are familiar with hadiths (they will be trained by a Qualified Islamic Pharmacist of course!) – This can be one area for active participation by Muslim Bumiputras.

How much would this industry be worth?

How much would the initial capital be to jump start the whole thing by creating the inventory of scientific samples....peanuts i think in comparison to the amount DUMPED for the halal hub white elephants

Can this be the Global Health care Solution from a preventive medicine perspective?

I don’t know…………..what you need to make it work is faith in God

How’s your faith these days?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Urgent Help Needed -Susu Unta

Salams and Greeting to My readers..

Sorry for the long absence....

I need to find out if anyone in KL(or anywhere around Lembah Klang) is selling Susu Unta/Camel Milk.


can anyone help (URGENTLY) please?

Thank you from the bottom of my heart

wass
satD

UPDATES 23Apr
Mission accomplished, finally got it from a Middle east restaurant in Jakarta...anyway for the benefit of those who are not aware of medicinal properties of Camel Milk...

Just Google Camel Milk and Urine and you'll get quite a few informative sites such as these ones....I found out about it after reading a book titled "Medicines of The Prophet Muhammad SAW"

Friday, April 3, 2009

Bibi Dolah

Obladi Oblada laaa BA...DAAAAA.....WIII...la la la life goes on....




Wonder if JMD will still have the passion.... :)

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Need for Transparency in Economic Stimulus Implementation

Can u manage your wallet?

How much did u draw last from the ATM? How long did it last? On what did u spend ?

As for me, the first one is NO and I have no clue on the next 3.......

My solution nowadays is that my wife holds the ATM card and I ask for my money from her...

So now imagine how the government spend its money..........

We know how much they plan to spend......but do we know how they are actually spending it

What kind of transparency are they planning to offer us the TAXPAYERS!!!! (satD is not a Malaysian Tax resident anymore..but is very concerned about this issue)

I search high and low at the official sites on information regarding the First and Second Stimulus package....and the best i could find is this



Now let us look at America.....

They have a specific website called Recovery.gov to monitor the implementation of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act 2009 Initiatives. It allows for every stakeholders to monitor the actual implementation of the planned initiatives and evaluate the impact to the economy in general......you can check out the site, its still in its infancy but i expect for it to grow once the data from the respective agencies are in.......

We've also heard of the creation of Project Management Unit to "oversee and manage the disbursement of funds and work carried out under the stimulus package".......so far i know nuts about them and how they plan to do their job and the level of transparency they plan to offer us their ULTIMATE tukang bayar gaji

Ahhhhh............can we have a similar approach as to the American Version.....

Kalau tak cukup duit gua boleh tolong buat website...pakai blogspot pun takpe la as long as we get the required information about how u r spending the money

Adulterer on The Run.......

From the Star

"KUALA LUMPUR: The police have alerted those manning the country’s entry points to be on the lookout for Hilmi Malek, the ex-boyfriend of Bukit Lanjan state assemblyman Elizabeth Wong.

This follows the issuance of an arrest warrant last Wednesday for the man who is allegedly linked to the distribution of revealing photographs of Wong on the Internet.

When the controversy received wide coverage by the media early last month, Hilmi went into hiding on Feb 9.

He is believed to have gone to Indonesia.

When contacted yesterday, Kuala Lumpur CID chief Datuk Ku Chin Wah said the police alert to the authorities manning the entry points was to facilitate arrest.

The controversy led to Wong’s offer of resignation as state assemblyman and Selangor exco member on Feb 17.

However, she was advised by the state government to go on holiday until all of the police investigations are completed. — Bernama"


Hoi!!!!!

Takde benda lain nak buat ke?

hilmi lu dah main sama minah tu, pi ambik gambar pulak.....nak claim lu dah main dengan dia?.... ke nak guna for melancap on the side while your wife watch TV?

Yg polis nak kecoh sangat ni ape hal.....bersepah sepah gambar bogel dalam dunia ni ...ape kecoh sangat that orge looking biatch.......

That biatch duk cuti tu sape bayar?......perabis duit rakyat je.......

Since that Hilmi mafaker might be in Indonesia....takde tempat lain lu nak lari ke...balik la brader bini lu ade kat rumah malu satu kampung tu...

Just claim that you lost your laptop la....senang cerita...the worst you go to mahkamah shariah for screwing outside marriage...pay the fine and get on with your life......

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Blogging In D Dark....

I switched off my lights....what about you?




Throughout my life...i've been a user of something, be it water, energy, carbon etc etc.....

I keep the tap water running while i brush my teeth or while i shave...for reasons unknown to me..

I smoke and pollute the air around me.......(this part can't do much...amidst all the kretek smoking bapak2 d kantor....)

I leave the lights on, aircond on, TV on etc even when i don't need them.......

why?

i personally think that i failed miserably to be a good inhabitant to the planet.....

I also personally think that we as a species is the WORST of all the species on this planet..given the fact that we sit at the top of the food chain and have the ability to communicate...just look at us now......hancur gile....

I bet other species call us Makhluk perosak......





Al-Baqarah 2-30
And( remember) when your Lord said to the angels: "Verily, I am going to place (mankind) generations after generations on earth" They(angels) said:"Will you place therein those who will make mischief therein and shed blood,- while we glorify You with praises and thanks and sanctify You". He (Allah) said: " I know that which you do not know"

Generations after generations......we have been consuming this planet of its resources...in return we pay with worthless pieces of paper and hope that those with the official "responsibility" will do their part to care for the planet.....is the whole cycle working?

Will we change?

Is it not our responsibility to our children to make this planet a better place for them to live in?

Start now, however small.......imprint the thinking into our future generation to respect the planet and care for its needs

Friday, March 27, 2009

Jerantut...............Terkentut

Jerantut….also got earthquake ke?......

Anyway folks let me share with you some of my real-life experiences of living in the ring of fire…the first time was in August 2007

09/Aug/2007
earlier at 9pm i sent my beloved ones to KL.......got home felt the sense of void engulfing....
got on straight to work....better occupy my mind fast.....

then it came.....i felt a nudge....the feeling of nak muntah...woooo......then the big one came, i stood up shouted to my maid "Mbak !!!!! GEMPA!!!!!".....went straight under the dining table.... both of us ....reciting the shahadah..

it was long.....it was damn long..............normal earthquake last about a minute...this one went for 3 to 4 minutes at least.......a lot of lateral movements......cracking sounds......

then it stopped....alhamdulllilah

"Mbak!!!!! get dressed , get ur phone , get ur id ...n lets get out of here....!!!!!!"

packed my laptop, got fags, got wallet, got passport....mmm which shoe or slipper should i wear...
bloody hell dude....just get wat ever is there la.....

Mbak where's my "ACG = All condition gear"sandals....shit i cant believe i just asked her that...

"basuh encik!!!!".... oh f***K..........got to go down in style ma.....so selipar jepun it is....

called the lobby......pak ...gempa ya...duh

......lift aman ngak?

......aman

Ok lets go .......got to pee first just in case.......

Encik...siap!!!!!! Sat le......got to do my biz.....

Ting ...lift opens..no-one inside....then as we go down ... each floor the lift opens scared faces of families in their nighties.....come in i said.....quick....we packed the lift to the max.....

reached the lobby that was a bloody long journey from 24th floor.......let everybody out.....(felt like hero kecil kecilan kampung style)..........

Everybody looked confused....scared.......i looked across the sea of faces.....looking for someone familiar......ah..... Wife's lil gang.... .....helloooww....everybody ok......kids fine.....ok done .....

Called my wife's phone..no answer...called my bro in law....ok got it ...."sayang thank god u n the kids are in KL we just had an earthquake dont worry we're safe here"....all in one breath...and it felt so so good cause my loved ones did not have to go through it........

So now what ...can go in or not ....all siting outside ....
man people sleep in funny funky stuff.....nasib baik gua pakai khaki, tshirt , backpack and all...la...

one guy even came down with a golf bag.......well all of us have different priorities in life i guess

called a couple of people in JKT....tried to get info.....7.5 richter.....woo thats big.....

oklah gonna go up now....40 mins already outside.....

"Mbak....saya mau naik....kamu gimana...?"

"HP ada?....ok kalau udah rasa mau naik naik...."

Got up to the apartment ....check out local news and all...CNN .....no tsunami warnings.....

The second time it happened to me was on Wed 12/Sept/07 18.03 HRS..........tat same feeling hit me again.......3rd floor of my office building....water in my glass starts doing the yoyo.........

speed dail 2 - sayang..........no answer....again n again..

then finally she answered....." we're on the way down...call u back!!!!!"....."all OK" i asked...a quick yes and she was gone......

Got out of my room.....saw some people running....."pak!!! Gempa ya....." ......ok ...mmm....better do my magrib.......after prayers went back to work ...need to finalise some presentation.....guess after going through one in august...u kinda know ...or have the feeling if the building in going to go or not...

Rule No 1. Do not Panic , try to get out in open area away from building once the quake stops.......well where I'm at that's not gonna work ....buildings everywhere.....wonder if i have time to dodge falling buildings....

My wife took the kids down 24 floors via the fire escape while the quake was still on....when i got back i asked her why she didn't take the lift..........(like what i did before....) duh ... kena bantai gile .......ceramah about its not safe to take the lift during emergency.....well i cant say much on that .....

When i got back home...i could see how shaken she was......i tried my best to comfort her but kept getting my foot in the mouth disease .......keluar semua physics theory about earthquake and under what conditions building can collapse .....she just looked at me with her trade mark where r u going with this one.....r u trying to dig another hole or is the hole ur in getting deeper........in the end i just said ... don't worry..we'll be fine.....and we're moving to 30th floor in October........

Couple of months back I came across a gentlemen from the National Emergency dept, they’ve just finished a survey on the risk of earthquakes in Central jakarta….he asked me where I lived…I said…Kuningan…..he said…..about 400 years ago it was an epicenter according to latest findings….GULP….GULP………should I move?

So far so good......but each time i go to sleep these days......i always think of the fact that suddenly everything could just crumble..........will i have time to save my wife n kids......I pray to Allah SWT that i do not have to go through that....

ameen...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Elections Choices


Zippin around on my bike yesterday n came across this billboard...........

Cant imagine what's on the mind of the UMNO delegates currently......

Will they vote for the future of the Party or just for short term returns?

Will they rise to the call of the incoming President of UMNO?

Would they be able to get back lost grounds? Do they have enough time ?

They sure have the necessary resource to do so........

Will the Winners n Losers Consolidate for the Interest of the Party and Move ahead with one common vision?

Too many W's at the start of my sentences...........with W's you must wait and see....

Monday, March 23, 2009

Out of All the Indians in Malaysia...MIC picked Samy Again

Do I need to say anything at all ?

I remembered watching him live once on TV....

A journalist asked about the cracks in MRR2...

His answer was......"Awak ingat saya tara kerja ka, saya hari hari masuk kerja pukul 630pagi"....




Another visual memory i have of him is when he did a "taiwanese" thinggy couple of years back ....amidst all the scuffle...he was trying to fix his "hair"...that was his only concern...kalu kena tumbuk puk takpe as long as still in style......

Friday, March 20, 2009

How many got problem loading this blog

Folks, i've been getting a few complaints from some of my regular readers....

Do you have any problem loading this blog?

Can you go to the comment section?

It seems to point out to the "Intense Debate Comment System" i'm using.....

If I wanna take it out...i run the risk of losing the comments.....some interesting discussion there

I'm gonna try to figure it out over this next few days... In the mean time please look to your right there's a survey for this problem......thank u folks

Friday, March 13, 2009

Maths & Science in Urami(Uranus Language)

Fuh...crazy week......

I studied Maths n Science in Bahasa up till 17 years old and then went on to study more Maths in English.......

One thing that i could gather from this whole thing is that.

Maths is not for everybody, you could either do it or not......what ever blardy language pun if your brain cannot handle it guarantee hancur. I once went to Bangkok for a consulting assignment.....their English hancur gile but once we started talking in formulas.... it was smooth sailing all the way

Che Det put up an interesting post here

Before introduction did the Government bother to set up a Control Group so that they can test if the policy would be successful or not? Or can we consider the experiment these past few years as a control group....if so can we compare the results of the previous batch of orang tua tua who had a full English stream whats the output.....better or worst? How does that compare to the Bahasa stream??

One thing for sure if you are talking about Maths and Science level up to Form Five, thats nothing la, no one is gonna read new phd research at that level....they are just learning the basics people.....

All this huha memang tak masuk akal langsung!!! These are children you idiot stick to a single policy please.....

Dont do an Anwar with the whole bahasa baku crap!! who speaks like that.....

Or do a Khadir with the hand to your chest to greet people...apekebenda tu brader?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

My Blog Name-Clarification Required

I've met a few of my blog visitors...and with an almost perfect 100% record everyone will think that its called Pure Shiite as in the english word for Shiah........

Sorry folks it is the Scottish version of SHIT.....pronounced as scyte.......i added the extra "i" just for fun






it kinda rhymes with my blog url......satD thinks...Pure Shit......that's rite folks just shit coming out of my head....mental berak while i try to juggle life in Tanah Seberang...

so there u go......another shiite from me ...thank u for visiting...

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

60 Billion Ni baru Stimulus!!!

RM 60 Billion have just been announced in the mini budget.

I'm surprised on the magnitude but truly welcome it, as I have been promoting before here

Cursory note....tak habis bace lagi ni....one initiative prop up

Financial Guarantee Institution-quote from budget speech

"Under the current market conditions, even companies with investment grade ratings are unable to access the capital market, particularly the bond market. To assist and facilitate these companies access the bond market, the Government will establish a Financial Guarantee Institution to provide credit enhancement to companies that intend to raise funds from the bond market. This measure will also further develop the domestic bond market. Bank Negara Malaysia will assist in the setting up of this institution. This government-owned company will have an initial paid-up capital of RM1 billion, which will subsequently be raised to RM2 billion. It is expected that bonds totalling RM15 billion will be raised under this facility."

  1. Why can't these function be in the hands of say CGC by amending its scope of services to cover this new requirement...instead of creating a new GLC? Back in 2001 Amanah Capital was trying to set up a similar outfit called the Malaysian National Financial Guarantee Insurer tapi takde hasil.
  2. On another note, Asian Development Bank is actively pursuing a similar initiative on a regional basis with focus on USD funding requirements. How will this work hand in hand with the new agency?
  3. Why can't this be done via development of Collateralized Loan Obligation Market with some form of credit wrap by existing institutions such as banks? Our banks have always been active in Bond Guarantee Market....

One thing about guarantee, it distorts the perception of risk and affects pricing, we saw what happened in America when the risk became too concentrated

I hate duplication of resources, especially if it involves RM 2 Billion of capital.

At the same time you plan to rope in EFP as an investor to the Guarantee Outfit when they could potentially be buyers of the bonds....wouldn't the risk cover cancel out (partially)for them?

Saturday, March 7, 2009

I miss KL

I'm gonna have
1. Teh Tarik + Mi Goreng Mamak + Telur Goreng Cair sikit kat tengah + cili potong
2. Roti Canai + Teh Ais
3. Imbi Seafood
4. Tom Yum Pattani Style Diner kat warung
5................

I miss the traffic n driving in KL

Just had no 4 just now.........while watching Pendekar Bujang Lapuk....on Astro...

A few tables away....2 Chinese Dudes..having their food...just the two of them ...look s a bit out of place with their dyed hair..n funky dressing....we were all laughing ....sometimes our table laugh first n the rest follows...they would turn n look at us laughing...that was such a nice feeling........

Lets try to find common ground folks.....you'll feel more relaxed...more calm in your thinking...

lets see how tomorrow goes......banyak benda nak kena buat ni....first thing bantai mekenik gua..he had the car for amost a year..and I' truly dissapointed.....picked it up in my last visit...it broke down just as I drove into the driveway...wife n kids looking so happy to go for a ride....alternator kong...and i left a day after.....so now i'm back ....i saw it coming to pick me up at the airport......i said niceeee...

next the ride....feels good..very stable.....before going straight way 15 degrees to the left..and it jumps to nuetral sometimes...vibrate like hell......

Tapi panas gile....no shorts for sure.....need to sort that one out fast ....felt like an oven.....

but i cant stop looking at it.......been out of the house a couple of times already......pusing keliling ....sat inside of it...bukak bonet....tersengeh but dissapointed..............

this thing is blardy rare.. the last time i snapped the door had to wait for a year before finding one in segambut belakang rumah this one old chinese gentlement....gua sapu bersih beli extra parts semua..

Cant wait to finally finish this project..........

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

satDnomic Fixed or Float?

The Ringgit is fast approaching the psychological barrier of 3.8000..............

Flashback...to satD's first job after coming back from UK....(this part in black n white -if this was indonesian sinetron)

On my first day at work in the dealing room as a Currency Trader....i was at lost as to what in the world was happening, loud voices shouting prices from a number of "voice boxes" aka your typical computer speakers attached to a dedicated telco line where currency brokers miles away repeatedly updates the market.....each voice belongs to a specific broker linked to a button where the dealer needs to know who is quoting the best bid and best offer.....at the same time one has to look at the screen for latest news feeds on economic issues and markets in general...so this is multi-tasking your brain at the highest order, split second decision on whether to buy or sell a position requires computation of the events as it is happening and also knowing which hot key button on the telephone console will contact the broker with the best price for execution (i did not know how to use the phone on day one and could not even call my mum to let her know that i was OK)

Anyway folks, from Feb 97 up till June 97 our Ringgit was actually appreciating with a target to go around 2.45 to a dollar….the yen was also appreciating from 145 to 110 yen against USD….this was the trigger point, the Thais are known to have a Huge exposure to cheap Yen borrowing and all of sudden their obligation to the yen loans increased significantly, everybody took the bet, including all our local banks, but we were small players as BNM put an Open Position Limit (How much open exposure one can take against another currency) of up to MYR 50 Million per institutions….

Regionally everybody was on the same bandwagon…It was such a simple bet ..just BUY… nothing to think about anymore( or if the hedge funds buys ..double that just ride the trend), the fundamentals does not support the trend anymore…….So everybody went from one currency to another testing historical resistance on a daily basis from July 97…lets see at what level the Central bankers start to throw their hard earned reserves….anyway all of us knew exactly how much bullets(reserve) they have to start with….BNM went in around 2.5250 for 3 days which was a psychological barrier to the market then….i think we lost around 3 to 4 billion defending that level……direct impact immediately was a squeeze in the Interbank Money Market (MYR Based) sending Overnight Interest rate to 50% from 5% (satD had to be temporarily positioned in the Money Markets team to assist as the dealers there never saw volatility of that magnitude)

Inter-bank money market is the lifeblood of the financial system once participants loses confidence and stop lending the whole system can breakdown in a few weeks….Foreign banks (I’d rather not name them) cut all credit lines to the Local Banks this systematically compounded the liquidity effect and created a 3 tier lending system (Good Local Bank Vs Foreign banks, Foreign Vs Foreign, Local Vs Local)..the Central Banks stepped in daily for months to correct the imbalances, a number of local banks were technically insolvent borrowing from the lender of last resort on a daily basis to meet its obligations….

if i can divert a bit to a case in Hong Kong years before 97, HSBC was facing a run.. all retail depositors were literally taking money out from its branches n putting them into Standard Chartered next door….guess what the folks in SCB did …they pass the money back thru the backdoor to HSBC to ensure that they have enough money to maintain confidence…..that spirit clearly did not exist in 1997 in KL ….all foreign institutions technically stop having any further exposure to local counterparts…..and the local retail depositors (typical herd mentality) began withdrawing the money from local banks n started queuing in foreign banks…they literally had to take a number to deposit money……

Now back to the FX market, our daily turnover then was around 250- 300 Million USD prior to the attack(This is so small compared to the size of financial institutions who were betting against us) …..throughout July 97 to Sept 98 volumes dwindled…markets was so thin….daily bid n offer spreads widen significantly it wasn't to hard to move the market by 1000 basis point…if u wanted to…A number of agents of intervention were roped in namely Petronas, MLNG, Maybank, Bank Bumi….some were selling dollars daily ..n some were lending on behalf on BNM into the market……

I could still remember watching Tun M live in Hong-Kong when he bantai Soros and currency traders in general....first thing I said was Tun ni well informed ke? cause FX positions are typically reported by the local traders (Commercial Banks) to the respective central banks and in Malaysia in particular we have the Form P and Form R for all trades exceeding 50,000 MYR equivalent…..so simple disclosure of why one need to buy or sell USD against MYR……in this counter parties to the trades will provide basic info ……hedge funds typically trades on leverage with trading lines provided by the counterparty banks hence the names that would appear in our (BNM) disclosure would never ever be hedgefunds. So to point the finger against hedge funds n namely Soros would be just a wild guess without any credible facts....

Currency trading is the largest financial market in the world with close to 3.98 Trillion daily turn-over, most of it is speculative in nature making up to almost 70% to 90% of volumes only a small percentage are actually "international trade’ based..the rest are just bankers and speculators such as hedge fund,etc…the first time these phenomenon came into being was in 1986 when the Daily Average Turn Over Volume of FX Markets exceeds of Collective Volume of Central Bank reserves (refer diagram below-Source McKinsey Dangerous Markets -satD recommends this book to all policy makers in Malaysia, it was written by Consultants who have the actual experience in assisting governments and corporation in various countries affected by the crisis)



Starting from April 98 the policy makers began studying how the market operates from a total view perspective….look at where the leakages are….and put a plug to it….as u all know by now the key measures were - Fix Ringgit, Stop all Offshore Trading of MYR, Stop CLOB…….but the high interest rate n liquidity shortage was too much to handle for our local corporate who borrowed purely with real estate collateral to finance more real estate development…..n some were sneaky enough to slip past proper credit check to provide “inflated speculative shares” as collateral……..hence the creation of Danaharta to relieve the banks of the NPL’s (and this was after BNM reclassified NPL from 6 months to 3 months) and Danamodal to pump in more capital into banks………

Overall i think we did really well with some help from Consultants/Advisors, carefully crafting tactical countermeasures to restore confidence n provide stability to the market. After the counter measures were in, BNM systematically flooded the market with more ringgit by reducing the Statutory Reserve requirement from 12.4% to 4% this money used to be placed in BNM earning 0% is now out into the system… local currency interest rate plummeted and BNM technically had to borrow back the money to ensure a positive real interest rate environment…this was the environment of cheap money which we have been experiencing since 98…n the boom in the bond markets up till a few years back.

Fast Forward (Now in color as per typical sinetron)

The world is now facing a global financial crisis from the eruption of the Sub-prime fiasco originating from North America.

The magnitude of the crisis is still a running number, with an unknown bottom, to a point economist world wide are now questioning the working of the system in which they have been promoting for years. Some are becoming prophet of doom in their view of the evolving situation

In Emerging Europe, a full fledged Currency and Banking Crisis is evolving which will eventually trigger a potential Sovereign Debt Defaults in a some of these countries......this will eventually drive capital fast out of these countries triggering further "flight to quality" back into Dollar Assets. IMF is already in some of these countries and guess what folks they are perscribing CURRENCY CONTROLs as a standard measure

satD asks himself why the fuck does this flight to quality keep going back to where the original problem started...takde benda lain nak invest ke? Reality is that the Dollar remains the world reserve asset and should this status ends that would be the end of America's world power.

On the ringgit front....our Governor have stated that the movement is in line with the regional moves triggered by deleveraging activity and flight to quality



satD now have a few question to ask Madam Governor and DG MI

1. Have you not been lending USD into the local markets way before the recent crisis? and How much money have you spend for smoothing activities in FX Market? read here for more details

2. Do you think Government should consider the option of fixing our currency - as this measure would provide a stability in doing business both domestically and internationally

3. What good does a volatile Ringgit do for the Malaysian Economy in general? And How much money do you want to waste our hard earned reserves for smoothing activities?

Currency speculators smells blood miles away like sharks in the ocean, and the nature of the market itself being the most liquid allows for ease of entry and exit in very large position. How long do you think before they start coming over just to test your ability? They are running out of things to invest globally and currency markets offers the safest most liquid position option.

satD says Fixed the Ringgit before its too late, and we can focus on other things and have greater control on our liquidity environment. Do not add another problem to the mess that we are facing.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Justice Lau Bee Lan...U sure got ur hands full eh!

Justice Lau Bee Lan is one busy lady......

once a year she will take at least 15 days to go round the country to teach Bible Studies....and this have been going on for a number of years since she has been with Jabatan Peguam Negara...

Now that she is on the other side of Chambers...i guess she must have more time on her side to undertake her "teaching" activities......

This lady will be the person who will "hear the arguments" on the Allah case....what do you think folks?

On top of that she also happens to be the person in charge for the Nizar Vs Zambry case.....

Justice Lau ......you better be on the ball on both these issues

UPDATE 04/03:
Blogger Ondastreet have posted a series of articles on the importance of these issue and the need to rise above party politics among the Malay Muslim leaders in handling the matter for the sake of our future generations
1. In the name of Allah
2.Dengan nama Allah: Apakah Pak Lah, Anwar Ibrahim, Haji Hadi & Niz Aziz hendak lakukan?
3.Boleh atau tidak, Tuan Guru Nik Aziz?

Monkey Politics

Yes it is confirmed.....politicians are monkeys...... they swing(parties) they climb (political ladder) and now they congregate around trees........



Back to nature i guess.....this should be a regular feature for the dewan.........boleh jimat letrik and allow them to think outside the box........

To both side of the divide.....Grow Up and Start Working you mindless piece of crap

I hope all of you get voted out....some of you should also be sent to "restricted residence" and some should have their kewarganegaraan revoked

Friday, February 27, 2009

Dear Allah


Dear Allah Subhanawataala

My name is satD (but you know the real person before I was even born), I am one of your hamba living in a country called Malaysia created by a bunch of people back in 1957. This country has Islam as its official religion and guarantees religious freedom to others through its constitution. This country also specifically has a provision that protects Muslims against the propagation of other religion (alhamdullilah to our founding fathers for insisting that into our constitution). The actual enforcement of such provision is to be gazetted into the individual state constitution as the individual states Jabatan Agama Islam will be the agent to ensure that the provision under the Federal Constitution are adhered to.

I am saddened with the current on-goings on the need of using your name in the religious documents of other faith. It seems that the overall discussion have been specifically focused on the use of your name in Bahasa Malaysia which is our national language. Promoters of the idea have been focusing on the fact that your name have been used since 1800's. They insist on the use specifically for their Bahasa Malaysia documents ONLY and not in our Second Language which is English.

In the past few weeks, the cyberspace have been debating this issue from the linguistic perspective of using your name but I have always wondered on a few things that I think only you would know.

1. If Islam came to our shores prior to Christianity, would the locals of our land then would have been addressing you the Supreme Being by Allah Subhanahuwataala

2. Could the person who was tasked to propagate the other religion; specifically Christianity would have arrived circa 1600's after the rise of Melaka probably have brought with him a Bible NOT in the Native Language of the locals of our land.

3. In order to propagate his religion, he/she would need to translate the bible into the Native Language for ease of dissemination.

4. Could the process of translation involves the preacher going around asking the locals who and what do you call your god? and given the fact that the majority of the people being muslims would have answered the one and only Allah Subhanahuwataala

5. Knowing this fact the preacher then conveniently substituted the word God (in his original document) with your name even though every other Bible in the world does not use your name except for those who share the same root language with arabic, so that he could easily achieve his task and also make future efforts of propagating Christianity to the locals a breeze this is in consideration of the fact that God is Tuhan in our language

I have written about this before to inquire of the need to use your name and one soul came to provide a counter argument by asking me to speculate on the number of Malays converts.....does it matter if the number is 100,000 or just 1 person....if the Federal and State Constitution already has provision to protect the Malay Muslims from any form of elements that may lead to conversions........

What if for the sake of settling this issue once and for all, the Malaysian Government ALLOW the production, use and distribution of Bahasa Malaysia Bibles WITHOUT the use of ALLAH as a term of reference to God......Plus this is the time of the INTERNET ANYONE CAN DOWNLOAD A ONLINE COPY OF THE MALAY BIBLE into their home without the religious authority knowing. Regulations and Enforcement must keep up with the evolution of technology, if regulation are enacted but is too costly to implement or impossible to monitor then the intended objective is not achieved.

Ya Allah Give us Guidance..........I am not someone who is against other religion nor want to stir up negative debates on this particular matter, I am for all Malaysian to live in harmony with one another and have written about this matter before to raise the awareness

Ya Allah Guide Us, Our Leaders and Policy makers to Make the Right Well Informed Choice for the Stability of Our Nation

Ameen.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Dey Karpal Which Part of Punjab ur from??

Kici Kici Bola Hoki Sudah Besar Bola Rugby

Dey Karpal you are one inconsistent crap load of shit.....sikijam mau saman Sultan sekarang ape cerita?

Sendiri punya party pun ta bole control ka? Lagi bising sana sini habuk pun tara?

Tell me what in the world have you achieved throughout your "illustrious" career as an agent provocator in the Malaysian Political arena?........................


Singh is King my ass.......you better start behaving before I put a turban back on your head and send you back to punjab....and give that handicap parking space in parliament to those more deserving...

Orang sini bilang kamu tu udah kaduluarasa....

OFF!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

What the F**k happen to Us?

What makes someone want to sodomise and rape a baby !!!!!!!

if this ever happen to me directly I will gladly take the law into my own hands........
....... cop off their cocks, stuff it up their arse, cut off their tongue, poke their ear drums, cut their fingers one by one with a blunt knife......and finally let them look at my face before i take out their eyes.....

Then if needed satD will surrender to the police...

Pictures of the offenders SHOULD BE MADE PUBLIC!!!!!!!

Pictures and Details of Released Offenders should be MADE PUBLIC so that we know if they are lurking in our neighborhood..

satD is blardy pusing with the on-goings in Malaysia.....and this news just tops it for today..

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Goodbye Ibrahim Hussein

At 14 i was on my first visit to a gallery(after a visit to Gila-Gila Office)....there he was......dressed in all white.......pristine indeed....i walked up to him.....and handed him a piece of paper....

He smiled at me...not a word uttered.....he began scribbling in some cacing strokes that eventually turn out to be a small piece of art.......

15 years later......i was at the Grand-stand of the 1st F1 in Malaysia......there he was again....in all white....i looked at him and smiled.....this time we had a photo together....i said thank u but it was so loud that i couldn't hear myself......


For a man with one eye (no depth of perception) he has achieved so much as an artist....today Malaysia just lost her most famous...

Al-fatihah....

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Wanted : Orang Alim to Guide Malaysians

Dear Malaysian Hindu Brothers

Are you saying that kat Malaysia got no one to become priest that you have to import from overseas?

Not good ma.....must have local orang alim in all religion, religion is a very communal thing....and it does not help with local employment issues either.......

Make sure this is a temporary thinggy.....ensure that they transfer the "technology" to the locals

Peace people...

Monday, February 16, 2009

Revamping Fresh Produce Distribution Channel in Malaysia

I'm too preoccupied and also very malas to elaborate on this....

Key Components :

1. Increase Retail Hypermarts to cover the whole Malaysia.

2. Have a policy for them to buy a certain percentage of local produce.

3. Turn their parking lots (specific centers only) for Night Market after 12 Midnight for Wholesale pasar borong where they will buy from local producers within the area and for other wholesale buyers/sellers to participate.

4. Cut out middle man (typical modal is one or two lorries to deliver the goods to wholesale market and earn close to 150% on top of producer prices) by creating the most efficient logistic operation by Keretapi Tanah Melayu with lorry services to be delivered directly to KTM stations which will be serviced by High Speed Moving Pasar Borong equipped with Cold Storage Capacity etc etc bla bla bla....(To make it more interesting add in a profit sharing arrangement between KTM and the producers through a cooperative structure to all local fresh produce producers irrespective of race)

5. Hopefully net-net prices can go down and be more stable and primary producers are no longer at the mercy of the middle man......

but must build high speed train oops......whats the status on that one ah?


Ok gotta go...bibi

Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Tale of Two Bukits

Today satD will again try to apply basic statistical analysis + some monkey vodoo to derive the winning strategy for the incoming by-election.

satD has correctly predicted Trengganu and also probable death of some MP’s which would trigger a by-election (not that i wish for anyone to die)....

This monkey now wants to see if he is on a roll…..

Let us now look at the numbers:



Lets start with Bukit number 1, called gantang……out here in Indonesia it would be loosely translated as Handsome Hill, first of all satD would like to congratulate Abdullah Fadzil Che Wan for holding the fort since 1986 and have consistently been delivering a very respectable margin (what the fuck happen to him?still hidup ka? If not my condolences to the family).

Then in 1999 for reasons unknown to satD, BN passed the seat to a Chinese (Tan Lian Hoe) who then delivered a pretty good feng sui 8888 margin against a Pas Candidate called Lo’Lo….that name still makes satD smile…in some places it’s the slang for a blowjob….kesian dia. satD also thinks that even a monkey from BN could win in 1999, so must treat that data point with caution, but he still wonders why put a Chinese there?

Did the voter demographics changed with some fancy pusing sana pusing sini and suddenly there’s a new area within the seat which comprises of a significant Chinese voters?

Now let us look at the latest data point in 2008 where Roslan Shaharum from PAS in his second outing bantai Azim Zabidi of BN with 1566 winning votes. satD first impression on the trend was, people in Handsome Hill actually stick with Abdullah Fadzil for years, so he must be doing something right,then the change to Tan Lian Hoe (a Chinese) then back to a Malay candidate who then lost…..the most natural thing satD said was that bring back Abdullah Fadzil…but then he looked at Tan Lian Hoe the woman from Gerakan who delivered a pretty decent margin……

so satD now pusing already, first a straight fight between UMNO and PAS (both Male candidate), then put a royal rumble of two ladies.....they slot in a Gerakan top gun against a PAS top gun….then suddenly the switch in 2008, who the fuck runs the strategy satD asks....

Out of the pening and pusing satD now gonna bet his monkey ass on the winning candidate for handsome hill to be a TOP GUN WOMEN from MCA….don't ask me why folks, something brewing in my tummy about this one...


Now let us look at Bukit No 2…called Selambau(the melaka version of Selamba)…or Chill Out Hill…



This one even more interesting, blardy thing evolve from a straight fight between UMNO and PAS, then suddenly went Indian in 1995 and became a 3 way fight with DAP tumpang sekaki, each time there is a Malay going against 2 Indian candidates and satD must say the Malay candidate still command a considerable vote, then suddenly in 2008 a Bebas pulled the upset in a battle of 2 Indians……..

satD again pening kepala naik malas cause he does not have the demographic data on both Bukits……

After a couple of ciggies satD decided to take a safe bet that AN INDIAN MUSLIM candidate will win in Chill Out Hill….




Well folks there you have it my take on the two bukits...go on folks keep on wasting our time with politics..this is really fucking fantastic...

Perhaps EC should take up Insurance Policy against the winning candidate that will pay if the candidate dies or resign to cover the cost of the blardy election....

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Kamaruddin Jaafar Some Clarification Please

Oi Pakcik........bawak bertenang sikit.....kalu nak bagi statement tu biar la logical.....

From NST
KUALA LUMPUR: Pas secretary-general Datuk Kamaruddin Jaafar yesterday brushed aside the call by Jerlun MP Datuk Mukhriz Mahathir for Pas assemblymen in Perak to join Umno. Kamaruddin dismissed Mukhriz's invitation, saying that he was not in a position to make such offers. "It is an insult for someone from such a low position as the youth (council member) to make such an invitation" he said. "Pas will not entertain the invitation," he added briefly when contacted yesterday.




Couple of questions today for you....

Who is in a position to make such offer to PAS?

What kind of "offer" would PAS entertain? (minus the Negara Islam part)

Is PAS considering such a move?

Monday, February 9, 2009

Lousy Gambler

Do you bet big or bet small?

Especially after you feel like you are on a roll…….

Most people would look at their chips, do I have enough? Should I just roll on further or bail out……

Say you bet…..and you bet BIG……everyone was so "sure" that you are gonna win….warning signs were everywhere…….the house was in a riot……..as the dice rolled….hopeful faces…..a five came…..you needed a nine to win…..you LOST…..and scream that the table was not flat………

Everyone looked at the table and agreed that somehow the house had an added advantage against you….

Months later….you suddenly feel the urge to bet again……not that you’ve got that many chips left…so you go to a smaller table……you try your luck again…excited after seeing someone else winning at another smaller table…..maybe lady luck is back in town….maybe this will be it, the critical trigger point where the house will lose…… so you whack….. put everything you got…if you lose you already know what your next course of action will be……….go for the table, the dealer and the casino…..at least go out with a BANG……..



YB Karpal Singh, A BIG THANK YOU for your recently acquired wisdom.(But I still think that you are one kurang ajar dude)

You deserve a slow clap the next time you appear in Parliament…..and for your LAST STEPS out of Perak

This is the best welcome home gift I’ve ever received….…Alhamdullilah.

Ahh…before I forget again(this seems to be my favorite line these days) Lousy Gambler also tried to GAMBLE big time in 1998…..he shorted stocks and wanted to take over a large part of KLSE…..now some of you would be wondering how in the world does satD knows.....maybe he's lying.....worry not the blogspace code of conduct have just been written...if u kencing just do a Dear Whatever...you should be perfectly fine.......

If any of you start to demand proof of the above paragraph......i say hold one let us not wonder into a 10 ringgit statutory declaration soap opera. I do not plan to go to ISA by publishing any “supporting” documents folks…..that bit part I leave to Lousy Gambler Greatest Cheerleader.

Instead lets have a tea party folks….anybody got a teapot?

This is gonna be sooooooo much fun!!!!!