The Big Berak Feeling

Would you do it for me if you could do it? Of course I would.....

Then you begin to associate with all the symptoms of going through a pregnancy ...you puke, cant stand certain smells, etc etc....and at the end of it.....have a big berak....

Ok..the last one kinda got me thinking .....a big berak, I've had constipation before...first thing i ask was how big would this big berak be.....

The nurses kept coming into our labour room..asking my wife if she felt like having a big berak (This is my third observation, a number of friends and their friends as well have also confirmed similar observations)....i find it rather strange (my wife thinks it's a "gross understatement") to associate this wonderful process of the birth of a human being with a big berak....especially after going through it 3 times (end to end perspective) with my other half...

Thinking of the possibility of having a big berak the size of a new born kid...menggelabah jugak la.....my biggest berak was a just a small fraction of that..ngeri siut.

So would you do it if both male and females of the human species have the ability?

Or do you take turns doing it?