Dear Malaysian Hindu Brothers
Are you saying that kat Malaysia got no one to become priest that you have to import from overseas?
Not good ma.....must have local orang alim in all religion, religion is a very communal thing....and it does not help with local employment issues either.......
Make sure this is a temporary thinggy.....ensure that they transfer the "technology" to the locals
Peace people...
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Revamping Fresh Produce Distribution Channel in Malaysia
I'm too preoccupied and also very malas to elaborate on this....
Key Components :
1. Increase Retail Hypermarts to cover the whole Malaysia.
2. Have a policy for them to buy a certain percentage of local produce.
3. Turn their parking lots (specific centers only) for Night Market after 12 Midnight for Wholesale pasar borong where they will buy from local producers within the area and for other wholesale buyers/sellers to participate.
4. Cut out middle man (typical modal is one or two lorries to deliver the goods to wholesale market and earn close to 150% on top of producer prices) by creating the most efficient logistic operation by Keretapi Tanah Melayu with lorry services to be delivered directly to KTM stations which will be serviced by High Speed Moving Pasar Borong equipped with Cold Storage Capacity etc etc bla bla bla....(To make it more interesting add in a profit sharing arrangement between KTM and the producers through a cooperative structure to all local fresh produce producers irrespective of race)
5. Hopefully net-net prices can go down and be more stable and primary producers are no longer at the mercy of the middle man......
but must build high speed train oops......whats the status on that one ah?
Ok gotta go...bibi
Key Components :
1. Increase Retail Hypermarts to cover the whole Malaysia.
2. Have a policy for them to buy a certain percentage of local produce.
3. Turn their parking lots (specific centers only) for Night Market after 12 Midnight for Wholesale pasar borong where they will buy from local producers within the area and for other wholesale buyers/sellers to participate.
4. Cut out middle man (typical modal is one or two lorries to deliver the goods to wholesale market and earn close to 150% on top of producer prices) by creating the most efficient logistic operation by Keretapi Tanah Melayu with lorry services to be delivered directly to KTM stations which will be serviced by High Speed Moving Pasar Borong equipped with Cold Storage Capacity etc etc bla bla bla....(To make it more interesting add in a profit sharing arrangement between KTM and the producers through a cooperative structure to all local fresh produce producers irrespective of race)
5. Hopefully net-net prices can go down and be more stable and primary producers are no longer at the mercy of the middle man......
but must build high speed train oops......whats the status on that one ah?
Ok gotta go...bibi
Thursday, February 12, 2009
The Tale of Two Bukits
Today satD will again try to apply basic statistical analysis + some monkey vodoo to derive the winning strategy for the incoming by-election.
satD has correctly predicted Trengganu and also probable death of some MP’s which would trigger a by-election (not that i wish for anyone to die)....
This monkey now wants to see if he is on a roll…..
Let us now look at the numbers:
Lets start with Bukit number 1, called gantang……out here in Indonesia it would be loosely translated as Handsome Hill, first of all satD would like to congratulate Abdullah Fadzil Che Wan for holding the fort since 1986 and have consistently been delivering a very respectable margin (what the fuck happen to him?still hidup ka? If not my condolences to the family).
Then in 1999 for reasons unknown to satD, BN passed the seat to a Chinese (Tan Lian Hoe) who then delivered a pretty good feng sui 8888 margin against a Pas Candidate called Lo’Lo….that name still makes satD smile…in some places it’s the slang for a blowjob….kesian dia. satD also thinks that even a monkey from BN could win in 1999, so must treat that data point with caution, but he still wonders why put a Chinese there?
Did the voter demographics changed with some fancy pusing sana pusing sini and suddenly there’s a new area within the seat which comprises of a significant Chinese voters?
Now let us look at the latest data point in 2008 where Roslan Shaharum from PAS in his second outing bantai Azim Zabidi of BN with 1566 winning votes. satD first impression on the trend was, people in Handsome Hill actually stick with Abdullah Fadzil for years, so he must be doing something right,then the change to Tan Lian Hoe (a Chinese) then back to a Malay candidate who then lost…..the most natural thing satD said was that bring back Abdullah Fadzil…but then he looked at Tan Lian Hoe the woman from Gerakan who delivered a pretty decent margin……
so satD now pusing already, first a straight fight between UMNO and PAS (both Male candidate), then put a royal rumble of two ladies.....they slot in a Gerakan top gun against a PAS top gun….then suddenly the switch in 2008, who the fuck runs the strategy satD asks....
Out of the pening and pusing satD now gonna bet his monkey ass on the winning candidate for handsome hill to be a TOP GUN WOMEN from MCA….don't ask me why folks, something brewing in my tummy about this one...
Now let us look at Bukit No 2…called Selambau(the melaka version of Selamba)…or Chill Out Hill…
This one even more interesting, blardy thing evolve from a straight fight between UMNO and PAS, then suddenly went Indian in 1995 and became a 3 way fight with DAP tumpang sekaki, each time there is a Malay going against 2 Indian candidates and satD must say the Malay candidate still command a considerable vote, then suddenly in 2008 a Bebas pulled the upset in a battle of 2 Indians……..
satD again pening kepala naik malas cause he does not have the demographic data on both Bukits……
After a couple of ciggies satD decided to take a safe bet that AN INDIAN MUSLIM candidate will win in Chill Out Hill….
Well folks there you have it my take on the two bukits...go on folks keep on wasting our time with politics..this is really fucking fantastic...
Perhaps EC should take up Insurance Policy against the winning candidate that will pay if the candidate dies or resign to cover the cost of the blardy election....
satD has correctly predicted Trengganu and also probable death of some MP’s which would trigger a by-election (not that i wish for anyone to die)....
This monkey now wants to see if he is on a roll…..
Let us now look at the numbers:
Lets start with Bukit number 1, called gantang……out here in Indonesia it would be loosely translated as Handsome Hill, first of all satD would like to congratulate Abdullah Fadzil Che Wan for holding the fort since 1986 and have consistently been delivering a very respectable margin (what the fuck happen to him?still hidup ka? If not my condolences to the family).
Then in 1999 for reasons unknown to satD, BN passed the seat to a Chinese (Tan Lian Hoe) who then delivered a pretty good feng sui 8888 margin against a Pas Candidate called Lo’Lo….that name still makes satD smile…in some places it’s the slang for a blowjob….kesian dia. satD also thinks that even a monkey from BN could win in 1999, so must treat that data point with caution, but he still wonders why put a Chinese there?
Did the voter demographics changed with some fancy pusing sana pusing sini and suddenly there’s a new area within the seat which comprises of a significant Chinese voters?
Now let us look at the latest data point in 2008 where Roslan Shaharum from PAS in his second outing bantai Azim Zabidi of BN with 1566 winning votes. satD first impression on the trend was, people in Handsome Hill actually stick with Abdullah Fadzil for years, so he must be doing something right,then the change to Tan Lian Hoe (a Chinese) then back to a Malay candidate who then lost…..the most natural thing satD said was that bring back Abdullah Fadzil…but then he looked at Tan Lian Hoe the woman from Gerakan who delivered a pretty decent margin……
so satD now pusing already, first a straight fight between UMNO and PAS (both Male candidate), then put a royal rumble of two ladies.....they slot in a Gerakan top gun against a PAS top gun….then suddenly the switch in 2008, who the fuck runs the strategy satD asks....
Out of the pening and pusing satD now gonna bet his monkey ass on the winning candidate for handsome hill to be a TOP GUN WOMEN from MCA….don't ask me why folks, something brewing in my tummy about this one...
Now let us look at Bukit No 2…called Selambau(the melaka version of Selamba)…or Chill Out Hill…
This one even more interesting, blardy thing evolve from a straight fight between UMNO and PAS, then suddenly went Indian in 1995 and became a 3 way fight with DAP tumpang sekaki, each time there is a Malay going against 2 Indian candidates and satD must say the Malay candidate still command a considerable vote, then suddenly in 2008 a Bebas pulled the upset in a battle of 2 Indians……..
satD again pening kepala naik malas cause he does not have the demographic data on both Bukits……
After a couple of ciggies satD decided to take a safe bet that AN INDIAN MUSLIM candidate will win in Chill Out Hill….
Well folks there you have it my take on the two bukits...go on folks keep on wasting our time with politics..this is really fucking fantastic...
Perhaps EC should take up Insurance Policy against the winning candidate that will pay if the candidate dies or resign to cover the cost of the blardy election....
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Kamaruddin Jaafar Some Clarification Please
Oi Pakcik........bawak bertenang sikit.....kalu nak bagi statement tu biar la logical.....
From NST
KUALA LUMPUR: Pas secretary-general Datuk Kamaruddin Jaafar yesterday brushed aside the call by Jerlun MP Datuk Mukhriz Mahathir for Pas assemblymen in Perak to join Umno. Kamaruddin dismissed Mukhriz's invitation, saying that he was not in a position to make such offers. "It is an insult for someone from such a low position as the youth (council member) to make such an invitation" he said. "Pas will not entertain the invitation," he added briefly when contacted yesterday.
Couple of questions today for you....
Who is in a position to make such offer to PAS?
What kind of "offer" would PAS entertain? (minus the Negara Islam part)
Is PAS considering such a move?
From NST
KUALA LUMPUR: Pas secretary-general Datuk Kamaruddin Jaafar yesterday brushed aside the call by Jerlun MP Datuk Mukhriz Mahathir for Pas assemblymen in Perak to join Umno. Kamaruddin dismissed Mukhriz's invitation, saying that he was not in a position to make such offers. "It is an insult for someone from such a low position as the youth (council member) to make such an invitation" he said. "Pas will not entertain the invitation," he added briefly when contacted yesterday.
Couple of questions today for you....
Who is in a position to make such offer to PAS?
What kind of "offer" would PAS entertain? (minus the Negara Islam part)
Is PAS considering such a move?
Monday, February 9, 2009
Lousy Gambler
Do you bet big or bet small?
Especially after you feel like you are on a roll…….
Most people would look at their chips, do I have enough? Should I just roll on further or bail out……
Say you bet…..and you bet BIG……everyone was so "sure" that you are gonna win….warning signs were everywhere…….the house was in a riot……..as the dice rolled….hopeful faces…..a five came…..you needed a nine to win…..you LOST…..and scream that the table was not flat………
Everyone looked at the table and agreed that somehow the house had an added advantage against you….
Months later….you suddenly feel the urge to bet again……not that you’ve got that many chips left…so you go to a smaller table……you try your luck again…excited after seeing someone else winning at another smaller table…..maybe lady luck is back in town….maybe this will be it, the critical trigger point where the house will lose…… so you whack….. put everything you got…if you lose you already know what your next course of action will be……….go for the table, the dealer and the casino…..at least go out with a BANG……..
YB Karpal Singh, A BIG THANK YOU for your recently acquired wisdom.(But I still think that you are one kurang ajar dude)
You deserve a slow clap the next time you appear in Parliament…..and for your LAST STEPS out of Perak
This is the best welcome home gift I’ve ever received….…Alhamdullilah.
Ahh…before I forget again(this seems to be my favorite line these days) Lousy Gambler also tried to GAMBLE big time in 1998…..he shorted stocks and wanted to take over a large part of KLSE…..now some of you would be wondering how in the world does satD knows.....maybe he's lying.....worry not the blogspace code of conduct have just been written...if u kencing just do a Dear Whatever...you should be perfectly fine.......
If any of you start to demand proof of the above paragraph......i say hold one let us not wonder into a 10 ringgit statutory declaration soap opera. I do not plan to go to ISA by publishing any “supporting” documents folks…..that bit part I leave to Lousy Gambler Greatest Cheerleader.
Instead lets have a tea party folks….anybody got a teapot?
This is gonna be sooooooo much fun!!!!!
Especially after you feel like you are on a roll…….
Most people would look at their chips, do I have enough? Should I just roll on further or bail out……
Say you bet…..and you bet BIG……everyone was so "sure" that you are gonna win….warning signs were everywhere…….the house was in a riot……..as the dice rolled….hopeful faces…..a five came…..you needed a nine to win…..you LOST…..and scream that the table was not flat………
Everyone looked at the table and agreed that somehow the house had an added advantage against you….
Months later….you suddenly feel the urge to bet again……not that you’ve got that many chips left…so you go to a smaller table……you try your luck again…excited after seeing someone else winning at another smaller table…..maybe lady luck is back in town….maybe this will be it, the critical trigger point where the house will lose…… so you whack….. put everything you got…if you lose you already know what your next course of action will be……….go for the table, the dealer and the casino…..at least go out with a BANG……..
YB Karpal Singh, A BIG THANK YOU for your recently acquired wisdom.(But I still think that you are one kurang ajar dude)
You deserve a slow clap the next time you appear in Parliament…..and for your LAST STEPS out of Perak
This is the best welcome home gift I’ve ever received….…Alhamdullilah.
Ahh…before I forget again(this seems to be my favorite line these days) Lousy Gambler also tried to GAMBLE big time in 1998…..he shorted stocks and wanted to take over a large part of KLSE…..now some of you would be wondering how in the world does satD knows.....maybe he's lying.....worry not the blogspace code of conduct have just been written...if u kencing just do a Dear Whatever...you should be perfectly fine.......
If any of you start to demand proof of the above paragraph......i say hold one let us not wonder into a 10 ringgit statutory declaration soap opera. I do not plan to go to ISA by publishing any “supporting” documents folks…..that bit part I leave to Lousy Gambler Greatest Cheerleader.
Instead lets have a tea party folks….anybody got a teapot?
This is gonna be sooooooo much fun!!!!!
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