Electing Your Way out of A Crisis....

20 years ago I went to school with a mean looking "i'm gonna snatch your handbag kinda guy" called Sawai he was the only thing i could associate with Bota.....he was from Bota Kanan.....fast forward today........all this Perak pingpong team kinda got me thinking.....how can i create value out of this......

So listen folks.....

here's the deal.....

Every state in Malaysia..will do a lat ta li lat lai li tam plong and decide who will go next for state election, bubar the whole state government.....have fresh election....

Every 3 months a new state gets its turn...something like main kutu la.....

Since we got 13 states then that's 39 months which would then take us closer towards the next general election........if needed a few candidates at the Federal level can roll over and die every few month before the next general election.......

Say for each state election the Federal Government allocates and spend1 Billion for development plus 500Million spending money(in vouchers) to buy the votes......this will surely stimulate domestic demand for each of the respective states......the best part is that it will go directly to the rakyat jelata sekalian yang duduk sibuk nak berpakat pakat.....ni baru direct stimulation of the economy...

The political parties now will then have to put a minimum 200,000 deposit to the Election Commission for each candidate to ensure that EC can cover its cost to undertake fresh election every 3 months..........this new regulation will also ensure that only candidates with financial capacity can contest..........as for the source of the money, the Tax department will close one eye on this, and will be tax deductible over the next five years should you lose, for the winners only 30% is refundable.....

Those with the intellectual capacity,charisma, idealism and dedication to serve rakyat should not apply if they do not have the minimum 200,000K, they must work their way to get the required funding by hook or by crook........they may solicit funds from foreign governments, shady offshore NGO's, rich taukeys and all slimeball looking rich mafaker....

Ok lets see now, that's about 19.5 Billion spread over the next 39 months.. not including the advertisement and all the multiplier effect that it will generate....mmmm nah fuck this shit..




To the people of Perak............GO FLY A TEAPOT!!!