Ni Memang Kurang Ajar

Kalau lu ade depan gua ....gua dah pelempang lu pastu gua sepak lu pastu gua pijak kepala lu pastu gua kencing atas kepala lu.......

Berani lu buat perangai macam ni.....




Mana lu tau kalau mamat ni tak cabut lari pergi America lepas ni.....

lepak sane jadi Cikgu...naik private jet sane sini..

This man spreads hate among us........

They were united because of common hate......

UPDATES : Lupe tadi...

Lepas tu gua ketuk kepala lu dengan TEAPOT

Ini macam ka "human rights" moderation policy.....comment macam sial pun boleh masuk ..

lepas tu hina Sultan....pulak tu.......

anybody in KL....do a policy report against them.......

Lets see if he can defend himself..........kalau lu tera la.....

Electing Your Way out of A Crisis....

20 years ago I went to school with a mean looking "i'm gonna snatch your handbag kinda guy" called Sawai he was the only thing i could associate with Bota.....he was from Bota Kanan.....fast forward today........all this Perak pingpong team kinda got me thinking.....how can i create value out of this......

So listen folks.....

here's the deal.....

Every state in Malaysia..will do a lat ta li lat lai li tam plong and decide who will go next for state election, bubar the whole state government.....have fresh election....

Every 3 months a new state gets its turn...something like main kutu la.....

Since we got 13 states then that's 39 months which would then take us closer towards the next general election........if needed a few candidates at the Federal level can roll over and die every few month before the next general election.......

Say for each state election the Federal Government allocates and spend1 Billion for development plus 500Million spending money(in vouchers) to buy the votes......this will surely stimulate domestic demand for each of the respective states......the best part is that it will go directly to the rakyat jelata sekalian yang duduk sibuk nak berpakat pakat.....ni baru direct stimulation of the economy...

The political parties now will then have to put a minimum 200,000 deposit to the Election Commission for each candidate to ensure that EC can cover its cost to undertake fresh election every 3 months..........this new regulation will also ensure that only candidates with financial capacity can contest..........as for the source of the money, the Tax department will close one eye on this, and will be tax deductible over the next five years should you lose, for the winners only 30% is refundable.....

Those with the intellectual capacity,charisma, idealism and dedication to serve rakyat should not apply if they do not have the minimum 200,000K, they must work their way to get the required funding by hook or by crook........they may solicit funds from foreign governments, shady offshore NGO's, rich taukeys and all slimeball looking rich mafaker....

Ok lets see now, that's about 19.5 Billion spread over the next 39 months.. not including the advertisement and all the multiplier effect that it will generate....mmmm nah fuck this shit..




To the people of Perak............GO FLY A TEAPOT!!!

Do you accept a space monkey?

Datuk Dr Maximus Ongkili
The Science, Technology and Innovation Ministry
Putrajaya

Re: Space Person Foundation

Dear Datuk

I am writing to you to apply for basic daily per diem while i'm on planet earth, my spaceship landed here back in November due to technical problems with my light-speed turbo booster. I am currently awaiting for spare-parts to arrive and have not been able to find a job to sustain my daily needs. This week alone I've been busted twice near Kepong Kebun Pisang while scaping for left over food.

I have extensive experience in space travel and would be happy to share them with those who are willing to pay to hear me talk. Planets visited includes my home planet Uranus, Saturn and that used to be planet called Pluto.

If your goverment have further defense contract with the Russian Federation I would be happy to help train more Malaysian space tourist, perhaps this time we can create a special reality TV program that can track them all the way from selection up to their travel to space and we can also create talk shows based on their experience. To generate revenue we can also get the public to vote via SMS on who they think should get the spot.

If I may suggest the producer should be Dr Mazlan Othman since she has DEDICATED her life to the promotion of astronomy and astro-physics, on top of it she was instrumental in setting up our national planetarium and have always wanted to go to space since she was small.

Looking forward to your favorable reply on the matter.

Yours Sincerely
satD
The Space Monkey From Uranus

The Devil in The Data: Investigating The Need for ALLAH Usage in the Bible

Much ado about the use of "Allah" .......

Most ask why kecoh kecoh........and go around quoting the fact that it’s been used from time immemorial.....ye ke? If so why don't you sign the petition then

Let me introduce you to Joshua Project......they've compiled an in depth n granular data on the Malaysian Population and the level of penetration of Christianity.....

Go here ........ you'll understand why....

Ask any publisher in the world..........

Do you print for the need of the minority or for the GOAL OF MASS DISTRIBUTION?

I say be STRAIGHT FORWARD with your intention.....

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Further readings to understand my concern

Sejarah Kristianisasi di Indonesia

Metode Kristianisasi di Indonesia

Membendung Arus Kristianisasi

Forum Antisipasi Gerakan Pemurtadan

UPDATES 5/2 9:57PM:

Forgot to mention this earlier..

..they have succeeded against the Malays in the Philippines

satDnomic Principles of A Successful Screw

As with any screwing session.....there are core basic principles one must follow.....it is not a simple as riding a bicycle....plus never seen any porn involving any bicycles...cars and motorcycles yes....but never bicycles.

Our biggest problem now is our Big Momma is not feeling too well....not just her...other Big Mommas around her is pretty sick as well........come to think of it that blondie biatch from America is in ICU now......

So how do you screw a sick lady.......

Principle 1 : TIMELY

You need to do it a soon as possible to ensure that she gets the much needed dosage of love, you cannot ding dong around the parliament or within the Halls of MOF to decide on when to do it.


Principle 2 : LARGE

Give her a big dose of Lurveee.........if you expect the drop in demand to be large...then pound her hard......wake her up from the slumber.....


Principle 3 : LASTING

How long do you think this sickness of Big Momma is gonna last?...If you expect that it's gonna be a long one, you must be prepared for a well spread out action......not a quick one....do it in a series and waves.......you must make sure that we can survive the incoming bad weather ahead


Principle 4 : DIVERSIFIED

As we all know by now that Big Momma is Sooo BIG.....hence there is so much uncertainty regarding which measures will be most effective.....



So what do you do?........To me LAYERING is key......there are various layers inside Big Momma, this can only be known thru the BOGEL process in my previous post....find out every possible areas which you can play with....and know their multiplier effect to satisfy Big Momma




Principle 5 : CONTINGENT

You must also give us the confidence that you can still FUCK her if needed.....if you say that you've got no more bullets....how in the world are we gonna have any confidence in your ability to take care of Big Momma.......

In such that I would actually demand that the Government GIVE us the full confidence that further action WILL be taken, if needed....in writing NOW.


Principle 6 : COLLECTIVE

Since every Big Momma around the world is sick......then everyone that have the ability to stimulate should use it given the global impact of the downturn .........



Principle 7 : SUSTAINABLE

This is the most tricky part, how can we AVOID debt explosion in the long run while MITIGATING the adverse effects in the Short Run...........


So all of you in the respective agencies put your monkey brain together and come up with something that can get us through this...........

Do not get sidelined with all this jumping frog circus......