satDnomic Principles of A Successful Screw

As with any screwing session.....there are core basic principles one must follow.....it is not a simple as riding a bicycle....plus never seen any porn involving any bicycles...cars and motorcycles yes....but never bicycles.

Our biggest problem now is our Big Momma is not feeling too well....not just her...other Big Mommas around her is pretty sick as well........come to think of it that blondie biatch from America is in ICU now......

So how do you screw a sick lady.......

Principle 1 : TIMELY

You need to do it a soon as possible to ensure that she gets the much needed dosage of love, you cannot ding dong around the parliament or within the Halls of MOF to decide on when to do it.


Principle 2 : LARGE

Give her a big dose of Lurveee.........if you expect the drop in demand to be large...then pound her hard......wake her up from the slumber.....


Principle 3 : LASTING

How long do you think this sickness of Big Momma is gonna last?...If you expect that it's gonna be a long one, you must be prepared for a well spread out action......not a quick one....do it in a series and waves.......you must make sure that we can survive the incoming bad weather ahead


Principle 4 : DIVERSIFIED

As we all know by now that Big Momma is Sooo BIG.....hence there is so much uncertainty regarding which measures will be most effective.....



So what do you do?........To me LAYERING is key......there are various layers inside Big Momma, this can only be known thru the BOGEL process in my previous post....find out every possible areas which you can play with....and know their multiplier effect to satisfy Big Momma




Principle 5 : CONTINGENT

You must also give us the confidence that you can still FUCK her if needed.....if you say that you've got no more bullets....how in the world are we gonna have any confidence in your ability to take care of Big Momma.......

In such that I would actually demand that the Government GIVE us the full confidence that further action WILL be taken, if needed....in writing NOW.


Principle 6 : COLLECTIVE

Since every Big Momma around the world is sick......then everyone that have the ability to stimulate should use it given the global impact of the downturn .........



Principle 7 : SUSTAINABLE

This is the most tricky part, how can we AVOID debt explosion in the long run while MITIGATING the adverse effects in the Short Run...........


So all of you in the respective agencies put your monkey brain together and come up with something that can get us through this...........

Do not get sidelined with all this jumping frog circus......