Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Eating Standards

Do you eat strange things?

What's the strangest thing you've eaten.....i once ate a living mini octopus wrapped around metal chopsticks dipped with Kimchi sauce.....you can choke to death if you don't do it correctly cause those little things can stick their tentacles to your inner kerongkong..another time i had to eat a fish that is alive inside a frying pan..the little guy was looking straight at my face while his lower body is being fried...i can go on but suffice to say i have experienced some strange and super fresh dining experience during my jahilliah days

Somehow the North East Asian (Chinese, Japanese and the Koreans) have a peculiar way of eating normal food and they also eat strange food, meat especially ranging from Dogs, Tigers, Monkeys, Bears etc...the stranger the more expensive it is...

Should there be a standard on what people can and cannot eat (outside the religious standards) and of how you eat them?

Anyway kudos to our Wildlife authorities for a job well done

As for the offenders, suggest for the Authorities to look into a scaled up penalty based on the lifetime expenses of each wild animals and the level of rarity of each animal, make them pay to protect and ternak these animals....besides chucking them into jail. The current enforcement is just a slap on the wrist for the offenders


Imagine the last Sun bear on the planet saying to the other animals in the after life "Mr Lim from Beijing ate me"

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Psyco On Board and the Middle East Immediate Action Plan

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, we have to turn back to unload a mentally unfit passenger, we are sorry for the inconvenience but according to safety procedure we must ensure that her check in luggage is taken out from the plane as well, your understanding is greatly appreciated’

No way!!!! I thought this only happens in movies; plus announcement tak cover langsung, makcik tu still sitting nicely on her seat..looks fine to me...well what ever la......as long as there is no left over bombs on the plane...

18 days of Kuala Lumpur was really nice, juggling family, old friends , a couple of blind dates with new found on-line friends (ps: you folks are really sweet) and the birth of my 3rd son...phew capek sih !!

Been watching the news especially Al-Jazeera(everyone else is watching from the sidelines) since the beginning of the latest “Big Bully Buat Perangai” again episode.....sedih siut........kids, babies......

  1. UN is no longer RELEVANT as long as the VETO powers still control the organization
  2. Malaysia should IMMEDIATELY withdraw from the UN and all other OIC country should follow suit. What Bloody BENEFITs do we get from being in it anyway??
  3. AMERICA as a proxy Jewish state, should look down at its balls and cut that JEWISH hand that is squeezing what ever credibility that so called First Black Murtad President of Hope has (To me the idiot kena check-mate already before he started work)


Guess who started the shit this time around?

To the Palestinians (hang in there!!!)

And those who, when an oppressive wrong is done to them, take revenge. The recompense for an evil is an evil like thereof; but whoever forgives and makes reconciliation, his reward is with Allah. Verily he likes not the Zalimun (oppressors, polytheist, and wrongdoers). And indeed whosoever takes revenge after he has suffered wrong, for such there is no way (of blame) against them. The way (of blame) is only against those who oppress men and rebel in the earth without justification; for such there will be a painful torment

AlQuran Surah Ash-Shura 39-42

This time around the world at large is up against its greatest bully....a race who simple thinks it is better than the rest.....a race who controls the wealth of the planet.....a race who controls the most sophisticated technology and weaponry.....and a race who controls at least 3 of the veto power voting in the UN...

Do you think that all the talks and resolutions will do any shite at all?

Friday, January 9, 2009

The Big Berak Feeling

Would you do it for me if you could do it? Of course I would.....

Then you begin to associate with all the symptoms of going through a pregnancy ...you puke, cant stand certain smells, etc etc....and at the end of it.....have a big berak....

Ok..the last one kinda got me thinking .....a big berak, I've had constipation before...first thing i ask was how big would this big berak be.....

The nurses kept coming into our labour room..asking my wife if she felt like having a big berak (This is my third observation, a number of friends and their friends as well have also confirmed similar observations)....i find it rather strange (my wife thinks it's a "gross understatement") to associate this wonderful process of the birth of a human being with a big berak....especially after going through it 3 times (end to end perspective) with my other half...

Thinking of the possibility of having a big berak the size of a new born kid...menggelabah jugak la.....my biggest berak was a just a small fraction of that..ngeri siut.

So would you do it if both male and females of the human species have the ability?

Or do you take turns doing it?

Monday, January 5, 2009

Heartless Darby

Woi Sime...

U shud stick to tanam kelapa sawit la brader!!!!!

Dulu lu nak bukak bank kena kencing dengan Repco Lau sampai bungkus, Bank Negara had to rescue u...BAHLUL!!!!!! adeke bagi loan banyak gile with the most speculative second board counter as collateral...memang bangang bahlul bingai....(folks help me out with stupid in B's if there is more ya)

Lu ape cite nak masuk Health Care? Dah la specialised gile punye health care? Lu ade experience ke(i hear horror stories from SJMC)? Your BOD and Management would probably got experience as PATIENTS but NOT MANAGEMENT....i hope you all get a heart attack (astarafirullah hanaazim...i'm sorry god)




Anyway couple of quick question (Gua belum research lagi so may be redundant)

1. Is this a "Real Estate" play on your side? Your main goal is to get the LAND to be developed together with the surrounding areas?

2. Who got the Land for the Relocation of Hospital Besar Kuala Lumpur? is this a single package?

3. Does IJN need to be in Central KL or Is it possible for a specialised heart hospital to be in a more relaxed area closer to nature (in one of your land banks) so that patients can recuperate in a more condusive environment, with more cheaper accomodation for longer term care instead of being Godsmack in downtown KL. And IF THIS IS SO, WHY DIDNT YOU SAY THIS OUTLOUD AND BUILD THE REPLACEMENT SITE FIRST IN RETURN FOR THE LAND OF IJN

Kalu lu nak Kencing Gua on this, and if you get to kencing EPU, i hope your whole family get a heart attack so that you can manage them in your newly "acquired" hospital

MOF please separate the Land Deal with the operation and management of IJN, I know you need to sell assets to cover for the deficit...but this is a SOCIAL INFRASTRUCTURE which i am pretty proud of and should not be in the hands of a Private Enterprise.

Astrarafirulalha Hanazim.....Sime lu buat gua dapat dosa sia-sia aje maki lu pagi pagi ni
Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open. -Lord Thomas Dewer