Monday, May 31, 2010

Kg Baru 60:40 Deal?The Idiot Guide towards Monetization of Malay Reserve Land

Mmmm......looks like everything is up for sale these days.....

KUALA LUMPUR: The interests of the Malays in Kampung Baru here will not be jeopardised even if non-Malays are given a 40 per cent quota to own property in the area when the Kampung Baru Development Project is implemented later, said Federal Territories and Urban Wellbeing Minister Datuk Raja Nong Chik Raja Zainal Abidin.
He said this was because the Federal Territories Land Working Committee and Kampung Baru Development Corporation which will be established under acts of Parliament would serve as mechanisms to protect Malay ownership of property in the area.
"This will allow maximisation of the development potential of Kampung Baru...and when we say non-Malays, it is not limited to non-Malay Malaysians but also interested foreign investors.
"If we continue to restrict development of the area to only Malays, I don't think we will be able to get value of RM4,000 or RM1,000 (per square feet) as is desired by the landowners and beneficiaries," he told reporters after holding a meeting on developing Kampung Baru with landowners and beneficiaries of the Malay settlement in the city, at the Putra World Trade Centre here Saturday.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Baling Batu Sorok Tangan: The UMNO MIC Thinggy

Ye ke UMNO got nothing to do with the Anti Samy Movement?

KUALA LUMPUR, May 25 (Bernama) -- Umno is not involved in the gathering by the so-called Gerakan Anti-Samy Vellu (GAS) at the Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC) on Sunday, Umno executive secretary Datuk Abd Rauf Yusoh said Tuesday.
Umno did not book the Dewan Merdeka in Putra World Trade Centre as claimed by MIC Youth chief T. Mohan, he said when contacted.
Mohan told a media conference before an MIC Youth meeting Tuesday that he checked with the PWTC this morning and found that the booking was made by Umno at Dewan Merdeka, between 2pm and 5pm on Sunday.
He said he did not know which level of Umno was involved but "maybe one or two people".

Dol's Wise Words of the Day

Gua tersengih baca ni

“I hope whatever has been agreed upon will not be a loss to Malaysia. I don’t think Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak will do something that will make us end up losing. That is the assumption I would like to make.
Lu ape cita pakcik.......remember this

Not only that ...under your rule we have lost bermacam macam lagi la....

Have Ze Germans Gone Loco?

Ze Germans are banning naked short on EUR? For real ka pakcik

All the banned transactions involve methods of betting against companies, bonds or currencies without having an underlying economic interest in the security.
More here 
I admire the effort but don't think its gonna work if the ban is not done on a Global Basis.....unless you plan to go the Malaysian way of not allowing OffShore trading of MYR(even with that market can always create synthetic bets via Non deliverables trades settled in other currencies).......I wonder if the Germans can act alone on Currency in the EuroBlock?

Makes me wonder (hari ni gua banyak wonder) how bad the "real" situation is in Europe......scary siut

Monday, May 24, 2010

Of Trains Stations and Airport Askar.... a quick look at atas angin deals

I saw Jebat's post on KTM Land earlier...

Wanted to comment tapi tak sempat.... the news is out

SINGAPORE: Malaysia agreed on Monday to move the Keretapi Tanah Melayu Berhad (KTMB) station at Tanjong Pagar here to the Woodlands Train Checkpoint (WTCP) by July 1, 2011.

Malaysia will also co-locate its railway customs, immigration and quarantine (CIQ) facilities at the WTCP.

These were some of the major decisions reached by Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and his Singapore counterpart Lee Hsien Loong during the leaders' retreat at the Shangri-La Hotel here.

When they met, both leaders were looking at the matters arising from the Points of Agreement (PoA) on Malayan railway lands in Singapore which had long become the obstacles to their countries' good bilateral ties.

Najib and Lee agreed to move the issues forward and both countries decided to jointly develop the KTMB lands around Singapore to maximise its full potential. At their joint press conference after the retreat Monday, both leaders agreed that a Malaysia-Singapore joint company, known as M-S Pte Ltd, be established before Dec 31 this year to develop the lands vacated by KTMB.

The company will be set up by Malaysia's Khazanah Nasional Berhad and Singapore government's investment arm, Temasek Holdings Limited, with each holding 60% and 40% equity respectively.

KTMB lands in Tanjong Pagar, Kranji and Woodlands and three additional pieces of land in Bukit Timah, with a total area of 271 hectares, will be vested in the company for joint development.

The developed KTMB lands could in turn be swapped, on the basis of equivalent value for pieces of land in Marina South and Ophir Rochor here.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Allah Issue, BUM 2010 Discussion Pre-Event Analysis

BUM 2010.........

looks like those with a public face is gathering again to share their poyoness.......

Well as a cyber entity this monkey wish to remain anonymous......

why so ......gua punye pasal la......

In the land of the anonymous......the one with the dynamic IP tunnelled thru various fake sites is day I might just try to become more seditious and commit contempt of court ...lets see how far the reach of our authorities and how well is their technology to be able to pin-point me and also prove that it was me who wrote the post.....

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Ban This Ban That: The CDS Dilemma

Over the years products and trading strategies have proliferated at the back of the development in risk pricing data and the ability to break down and slice the risk.....

The risk could then be transferred to the counterparty most willing to accept them. These innovations over the years have unlock a set of liquidity and introduced a new set of market participant........and have also contributed to the massive liquidity seen in the Global Financial markets......

All of these innovation helped the evolution towards more complete markets.......and in-turn increases overall market efficiency..

Which kinda make all those fancy formulaes workable.......

Tun Mahathir's Dow Jones Post -the Uranus Monkey's reply Part 2

Salam Tun Mahathir...

They came out with a preliminary findings on the event of May 6

You may view the report here.....

Again as per my discussion with hishamh in the previous post..

hishamh said this...
"Interesting story - apparently when the Dow was coming down on Thursday, quite a few market players shut down their program trading on the NYSE, because they didn't want to make things worse. 
What then happened was that trading got shifted to the alternative exchanges where volume was way lower and bid-ask spreads much wider, which meant that low volume buy/sell orders drove the massive price changes we saw. 
In short, the exact opposite of what you would expect."

my response

bro hishamh 
considering the fact that the HFT boys acts a liquidity provider on a daily basis.....their act of turning the system off could have lead to the sharp drop in liquidity..... 
the fragmented market and low liquidity in ATS which is not linked in a consolidated manner via a market wide circuit breaker could also be another factor........ 
lets see how the US Sec deal with this... 
my take they may want to introduce a "market-wide" circuit breaker rule to be implemented in the National Market Securities and all the respective ATS, Darkbooks, ETP's

Do read the SEC report above page'll notice that all the issues I raised in my previous post is now being considered as the Regulatory Responses by the US SEC and CFTC....


Monday, May 17, 2010

Advance Preview of Government Transformation Programs: The Main Petik Policy Decision Making Process

Malaysia oh Malaysia....

Hancus la.....ini macam

I ask this in the post update after the results of Sibu
So Jib is the deal on the 5 million Flood Mitigation allocation still on?

Kalau banjir rumah orang budak kecik ke hanyut pastu mati lemas ape macam?

Looks like the jawapan the very the belit belit one....

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Najib's New Deal,I help u You help me, the cum to my office get ur cheque thinggy... bingai ke?

Did you really say all these (go here)

SIBU, May 15 — Datuk Seri Najib Razak made an 11th-hour appearance tonight on the stump here with the race for tomorrow’s Sibu by-election vote a dead heat.

Making a last-minute pitch in a DAP stronghold, he announced an allocation of RM5 million for flood-mitigation projects in Rejang Park.

The announcement came just three hours before the campaign period for the by-election ends.

“I want to make a deal with you. Can we have an understanding or not?” Najib asked some 1,000 people who attended a public rally at the residential area.

“The understanding is quite simple. I help you, you help me,” said the Barisan Nasional (BN) chairman.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Ciplak Allah Going For By-Election

The Anglophile Christians of DAP wants to play a new angle to their politics....

DAP to go on Allah Issue
SIBU: The DAP will go ahead with the “Allah” issue in its campaign, ignoring police warning to all political parties that they can be detained under the Sedition Act and Internal Security Act.
Read More here
The lost in translation Ciplak Allah will now be sold to the Sibu Voters.......who are mostly the FooChows...

One thing about FooChows........when i first heard their language......macam some wierd Tamil mix with Korean.........the very the strange one..........

Most of them are Methodist Christians....after the illiterate first FooChow Mr Ting Ang converted in Mainland China on June 14, 1857 these people actually brought in the Methodist Church into Tanah Melayu and Serawak after the first FooChow tongkang arrived in the early part of the last century....some settled in Setiawan (1903) and Sibu (1901) more here......

Should we take out our calculators again?

I wonder if the FooChows immigrants that came in 1903 and did not have the ability to speak a single Bahasa word sembah Allah Ciplak?

I also wonder if any of them today sembah the Ciplak Allah as well?

Is the Methodist Church planning to join the Catholics in this "battle"?

I wonder..........

As a refresher do read my old Allah Series of articles.....

  1. Apocryphalist's Patronomic & The Collective Conscience Issue
  2. Why the Need to use Allah in Bahasa Bible 
  3. The First idiot who started the lost in translation 
  4. The Problem of Meaning 
  5. The "Allah" in Bahasa Dictionary
  6. The Borneo usage of the word Allah
  7. The Arabic Bible usage of Al- Ilah instead of Allah
  8. The Kencing of the "Con"fident Marina Mahathir 
  9. The "Religious Freedom"="Ability to convert Malays" that the Christians wanted to put in our constitution during Reid Commission 

and also Brother Ondastreet's Bahasa Melayu translations Part 1Part 2, Part 3 and Part 4....thank you ODS may Allah (The Real one) bless your efforts.....

Monday, May 10, 2010

Tun Mahathir's Dow Jones Post -the Uranus Monkey's reply

Salam Tun Mahathir.

I read with interest your latest post on the effect of Program Trading to Dow Jones.

1.I don't play the stock market but I cannot think of anything more silly than computer programmed buying and selling of shares.
2. The program can work if only a few players make use of it. But when the program is available to tens of thousands, then their concerted programmed buying and selling will surely affect the market.
3. Simultaneous buying by thousands of players will push up the prices very high while simultaneous selling by tens of thousands would push down the prices to extremely low levels.
4. That was what happened when Dow Jones went down by 1,000 points. And as the index go down the computer would direct the players to sell more, and again the index would plunge.
5. As can be expected the other stock markets would panic and follow Dow Jones. Then the whole world would lose market capitalisation for no good reason other than the effect of the computer's programme.
6. Governments should ban computer programming for stock market gambling. Otherwise periodically we will be seeing stock prices plunging.

Bawak bertenang Tun.....let me try to provide you with a clearer a not too technical way I hope..

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Cicak Besaw Nak Mampus....64 Kilo

Looks like we are on our way to become a high income nation....

Check this out folks.....

Current offer on this mafaking thing is IDR 6.5 Billion lebih kurang 670K USD......

Buseet gede amat........macam buaya kecik.....makan daging siut......

One dude from Kalabakan,Sabah will become an instant ringgit millionaire...... careful with folks wanting to sell u shit u dont need brader......jangan jadi macam Felda settlers kena kencing dengan fly-by-night brokers....

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Goodbye Ibu Ani.....

Dear Bu Ani.

No words could describe how much I'm gonna to miss you.......

Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open. -Lord Thomas Dewer