Saturday, December 20, 2008

2 Steps to A Flat Stomach

Do you have a tummy?.....sounds cute actually the word itself....

I have one.....it somehow appeared without me noticing it.....maybe i did .....but i was happy....

I think people with tummies are happy people....they just let go and don't care.....

i freaked out one day......... fiddling with my wife's camera phone....i was trying to figure it out , pointed the thing towards my feet.....and it wasn't there anymore......i couldn't see my feet...

And then i became aware of it......

and entrepreneurs begin to notice it as well......how difficult is it anyway to identify a customer?

They could see us among the crowds at malls say couple of meters away....precisely identifying us...............

So many gadgets were introduced....ever seen the one that looks like a belt.....some shakes, there was this one thing i tried...not mine...it gave small electric shocks to your tummy so that it contracts...sit ups on a sofa......watching something on TV....sakit suit gua terkejut gile...

Anyway..they follow us online as well.......reminding us of the fact...."5 Steps to A Flat Stomach" some 7 steps....macam macam lah....i just hate online advertising and spams....machines are getting faster....at they speed they are sending....if you notice....all email accounts have spam folders......its just algorithms spewing potential characters in your email id......start with the first digit.....alphanumeric combination...in a couple of seconds would probably got a few accounts for the machines to send them out....

Ah..this one i think you must heard.......people who fell for the "you pay me some money for you to get more money from some important person internationally who needs to find a proxy account".......

Too many corporations are watching us....especially those that have our confidential informations....careful with credit cards, they understand your spending patterns, they can identify your potential locations in real time during credit validation checks........

We are just targets......for what is in our wallet....

For those who have tried other methods for your tummy besides actual exercise....don't...
exercise folks ..its good for you....how many of you do not do any form of exercise say over a sustaine
d period of 3 months......you just work, eat, have fun with kids n wife/husbands, sleep, etc.....absolutely no exercise...tak berpeluh langsung inside air conditioned environments....its not good for you, i'm hearing of many late 20's early 30's people getting heart attacks scary siut................

Go out people......just go out for a picnic......with your family and friends.....be nice to everybody around you.....a small step towards improving our inter-community relationships.....

I call for Corporates in Malaysia to rise to the occasion in undertaking their corporate social responsibilities by organizing more family related activities for their employees in support of Government efforts in improving race relations issues ...you have made so much money out of us...your customers......we need your help...governments have limited resources to handle this....what ever they do it will be viewed as "political"......

BULLSHIT folks enough with all the crappy politics in Malaysia........dah la tu......kalau gua boleh pelempang and tak kena tangkap...................... belambak dah kena sepak..our politicians...

I think we deserve that..datang office fill up a form then bagi dia sebijik pelempang...and say thank you..

Dah merapu dah ni......



Ah...now i remembered what i wanted to share with you all............ had always wanted this after hearing it from Bro H......

Problem...........



Potential Innovation.......................


Results...................... in 2 Weeks

3 comments:

  1. Hey satD

    part of the reason for the protruding portion could be that we read blogs too much

    would you suggest shutting down the blogs?

    hey, just a thought ...

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  2. Omong

    no lah....

    mine was duty free chocolates...hershey's evil gile..

    Then i started playing futsal...i lost 4 cm ....wohoo!!!!

    Its like whenever i go n try a new pants..i kept asking for my old size..n then ask for another 1cm increase....until it fits...last last beli seluar getah...(adjustable ones)

    Exercise Omong....

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