Gua dengar ada project besau nak buat "sistem" untuk kasi pecah belah satu Malaysia jadi 3 kumpulan bila nak beli minyak kat Petrol Pump
Kumpulan 1 Orang Gaji > 10,000
Kumpulan 2 Orang Gaji > 5,000 sampai ke 10,000
Kumpulan 3 Orang Gaji < 5,000
Ada yg dapat penuh, ada yg dapat separuh dan ada yg langsung tak dapat.
Giler mental....
Tapi takpe kita try cuba pikir apekebenda dia orang nak buat...
As Is Analysis
Sekarang gua selamba dog parking sebelah pump ikut side tangki gua...keluar kereta
Swipe my Credit Card and Do Fuck All...for a few seconds..
Then pick the Fuel I want...
Pump sampai penuh...
Tutup tangki...dapat resit...pastu belah
Kalau gua takde Card gua pergi kat tingkap kasi duit
Bagi tau pump mana minyak ape ...get change if any..
Walk over pergi balik kat kereta
Isi minyak
Pastu belah
How long is that?
Now you want to introduce a few variables....
Identity, Income Validation and perhaps Vehicle number...
Why I say the Plate Number...U may ask...
Gua budget mesti ada mamat kaya raya suruh driver isi minyak kereta...
Tu paling sempoi punya scenario....macam macam variation ada
Sekarang lu tengok pulak macam mana design petrol pump kita ada boleh nampak plet number dari jauh ke?
Lepas tu lu kena pikir pulak macam mana system tu nak deliver the fuel in 3 prices...
If for instance the pump cannot deliver fuel from one gas pump with 3 different prices you would probably need this kinda pumps from For those in Kumpulan 2 and 3 and those 2 Pumps version for Kumpulan 1....actually bila lu bawak masuk diesel lagi kelam kabut....But I'm not sure about pumps ability lu sendiri mau ingat hari ni gua malas nak pergi belajar pasal fuel dispenser technology......
Nak kena tanye pulak from the industry what it the most effective method both from cost as well as customer service perspective best.....
Ni belum cerita berapa lama lu nak validate gua sapa, income brapa pastu kereta nombor berapa sebelum gua dapat isi minyak...
Giler katun....
Ayoyo......ini mana mari punya idea la brader?
Gua punya plan dah berbulan dahulu lagi sempoi..... (here)
Kasi taruk pump minyak cap warna Oren tulis kat situ MINYAK SUBSIDI besar besar
Satu station 2 atau 3 bijik aja...
Sapa nak sila beratur
Sapa tak nak ambik minyak tak bersubsidi...lagi cepat tak payah beratur
Pastu semua petrol pump tak kira brand taruk warna oren....
Why so? You may ask.....I just think that Subsidy problem is a Mental problem rather than economic
If people are willing to queue for hours to fill up before a change in pump prices
Why not ask them to queue everyday if you want money from the Government......
Tapi sekarang pasal lu tak nak dengar..... gua kasi indulge in this 3 group distribution implementation....
It will be a mix of simple flintstone level punya solution....plus some human validation process.
Lets begin with the overall data structure of the system
Lu pergi kat JPJ punya Database pastu kasi taruk satu SQL check itu table yg ada semua kereta kat Malaysia, extract that with the registered owner data punya IC number or Company Number
Pastu lu extract satu table from EPF, Income Tax with the IC number...
Kasi carik lagi satu table dari Jabatan Pendaftaran kasi check anak beranak laki bini etc
Sekarang apa bikin garu telor?
Kasi separate Kereta Private Vs Co
Kasi link itu kereta to the Owner
Lepas lu dah tahu orang miskin kaya ada berapa banyak kereta dalam satu keluarga...
Lu sekarang kena tanya apa lu nak kasi subsidi kat satu keluarga ke satu orang....
Krik Krik Krik........
Anyway whatever the answer is....
Sekarang gua pun tak pasti apa proposal JUTA JUTA yang sedang di bicarakan kat dalam kementerian kementerian terkait....
I hope you can consider this instead.....
If you really want to split the market in that manner you must at least meet the current customer expectations in terms of the time involved in the process...
If you can't you should go flintstone version
Gua dah dua kali mention flintstone...
Tapi mesti ramai nak complain...gua confirm punya...tu la ni la...
Here goes
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WHAT IF WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT COLOURED PLATE NUMBERS?
Only problem I would think of is the relationship to the income levels with regards to the colors...and of how society would react to it...
Tapi kat Singapore selamba dog orang tak cukup duit pakai plet color merah boleh keluar off peak aja
So lets say now we have the 3 colored plate system...
Pump kat semua station kasi taruk 3 Color also.....
Lepas tu taruk beberapa Bangla kat pump untuk validate
I would expect that SUBSIDY FRAUD IS A CRIME UNDER OUR LAWS...
Sorry gua malas nak google....maybe lawyer serba tahu boleh bantu...
Sekarang kita suruh itu bangla kasi tulis kereta color lain isi pump color lain...
Apa susah minggu depan surat saman sampai kasi kena kaw kaw 1000 ke....
Society will rise up to enforce this anyway....
Snap, Location Tag kasi tag @PDRM pastu Upload .....apa susah when you see one
That's my police report....
Ok sekarang ini plan sudah berapa juta.
Project Cat Plate Number kat JPJ ...pakai plet besi aje semua orang
tak payah nak bagi plet merepek specs...
Ada buat kurus....ada gemuk.... ada kecik.....ada belit belit macam nak buat perkataan...
Macam macam la kut.....kasi semua standard
Plet Besi 3 Warna....
1 Nama 1 Kereta Subsidy Policy
Kalau lu boleh beli dua bijik kenderaan I don't think you deserve subsidy unless its a motorbike below 250 cc.....
Ada berapa orang ada kereta dalam Malaysia....
Lu kasi kira.....
Bangla kat Petrol pump ready supply FOC toksah kira unless you want to also supply the Banglas to the Petrol pumps as part of professional services during implementation of the "system"
Lu kasi pikir sambil kita tunggu lu punya plan...
Apasal takde 1Malaysia Punya Fuel Subsidy Consultation Process?
Kasi la kita semua 3 option ke
Pastu semua rakyat pilih yg paling lu sanggup terima...
Ni belum cerita system hang la, communication line down ke slow ke ....
Tak ke kelam kabut kat Petrol Station
Gua punya plan paling kapcai bangla pergi jamban tak nampak plate kereta tipu pump...tapi boleh cover dng cctv color beb
Apa lu punya mitigation plan.....
Ok gotto go do something better than this ....
Gnite folks...