Saturday, February 22, 2014

Al Kisah #KajangMove: Chapter 3 Saya pun layak jadi MB

KUALA LUMPUR: It's confirmed. MCA vice-president Datin Paduka Chew Mei Fun (pix) will be Barisan Nasional's (BN) candidate for the Kajang by-election on March 23. The announcement was made by Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyddin Yasin during a press conference at Menara Dato Onn, Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC) here Friday. Muhyiddin said that Chew was selected as she was considered the most suitable candidate. "This candidate is capable, has held various positions in the government, and also a pretty lady..." said Muhyiddin earlier. (here
She's not pretty man...come on...u got horrible taste la brader...

Anyway isu yang lebih penting...gua rasa macam dol aje pi bertanding. Layan cita Hero Tamil. Serious tak boleh belah. Tapi ape bole buat candidate dah kena announce.

 What a waste....gua geleng kepala masa gua baca benda ni tadi..giler merepek..


Hantu Raya sikit punya happy

Lagi tak boleh belah...

Ari tu segan buat muka cover line...siap hantar dia punya chubby attack dog mamat kantoi BAFIA tu..

Tak lama lagi lu pun got your own KajangMove going on. Elok la tu Hantu Raya boleh visit rumah dekat.

Anyway back to this "survey"

Gua mau tanya sikit boleh tak dengan 576 Orang ni


Sekiranya kita boleh buat time travel pastu pergi tanya semua orang...before that CheBeng guy tendered his resignation....and just after Anwar announces on TV that he would like the Kajang Seat to be VACATED so that he could position himself as the MB in order for him to have a better chance of "taking Putrajaya"

Lu budget 576 orang ni cakap ape?

Tapi apakan daya belum berdaya untuk time travel....

So what you all think..same results as before?


Pastu ada 25 orang tukang tanya.....sapa tu?

Nuetral ka? Dah la soalan semua macam buat trap aje....

Some funny outputs actually...

Check this one out. 53% are cool about it..tidak membazir tu beb


You yap yap yap about wastage and when something is clearly a waste due to internal party issues of PKR..

On that one 42% actually said yes...38% kureng pasti...tidak is only 20%....cantik sample?



Anway folks no such thing as all these risk that Rafizi talks about...mana ada?

Polis ada kasi statement kata akan ada huru hara tak lama lagi ke mohon bersiap sedia?

Berhari2 gua duk tengok dia cakap UMNO tu UMNO ni got shit like Kelantan77 coming

Tak ke memburukan nama tu ...

Kalau gua dah lama gua SUE that loudmouth cocky fat fuck....dah la bodoh...kerek nak mampus

Kasi masuk jail for BAFIA pastu kasi BANKRUPT yg memang confirm tak boleh bayar...

Lets call this the DoubleB Move...gua pun nak reka move itu move ini..buat huru hara hidup orang kena pergi dengar ceramah merepek, traffic jam macam sial...dan lain lain benda macam kimak

Gua budget mamat ni musti mau buat victim bodoh and then try to start a fund to pay off the suit...

Hmm....kalau gua PR pun gua conflict nak kasi duit ke tidak...macam la mamat ni irreplaceable...too much heat on him already....kasi jadi korban sorang mana tau keluar nanti boleh jadi hero...the other part yang gua tak boleh belah kalau gua PR tu pasal duit tu akan pergi pada UMNO...buang karan kut...

I wonder what would eventually happen to the "Architect" of the KajangMove....oh sblum gua lupe

To all the candidates participating in the KajangMove the very best of luck in your wasteful activities..
Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open. -Lord Thomas Dewer