Wednesday, November 26, 2008

E Mede Yoga

Pak Yoga Pak Yoga.....gimana pak jadi ngak kita futsal sore nanti......Pak Yoga is my futsal buddy..he's 56 years old...recently retired....build like a tank....and makes people half his age wonder how he gets the energy....this guy "live" to exercise....Born in Bali..spend his growing up days in sandy beaches of Kuta...migrated to Jakarta in the 70's......a devout Balinese Hindu.....lives by the Balinese code of conduct....pretty cool guy with one of those elvis side-burns...

Anyway...cant help but wonder about this Yoga Fatwa brouhaha.....

Why the need to issue the fatwa in the first place...was yoga becoming extremely popular among the muslim population...if so which segment of the muslim population? The pakcik makcik in the kampung? Or the Urban gym-going folks who got the money to pay for an exercise?.....What age group n sex do they belong to?

Where do they "congregate" to do this "ritual"? Gyms or Temples?? do u think any Muslim would go to a temple to learn yoga??

I think its all about sex......nothing else..just sex sex sex......all those hard bodies bending over..........and the fantasy of sexual gymnastics......

If you want to talk about "akidah terganggu" banyak gile besides yoga la beb....plus if you do study the muslim yoga practitioners mostly women i think.....not many man would have the ability to go thru a sun salutation for 10 minutes..unless you're one of those "vain-metrosexual/gay" kinda folks........i tried once capek mas.....and by the way how many actually achieve an "out of body" experience with yoga????.........drop an acid folks....in 30 minutes i guarantee u the "doors of perception" shall open.......

Lets do a simple statistical guess

How many Non-Muslim converted because of the teachings of "Silat" vs Muslims converting to Hinduism due to the teaching of "Yoga"???

I myself know at least 15 people who have converted to Islam due to Silat.....you wanna know why....its the need to know deeper, to have the ability to learn the next level which can only happen if you are a muslim...although there are some "garis panduan" issued......

Perhaps Hindu Sanggam should issue their own "fatwa" on Silat?......Ane go take care your own people first la!!!

Better go chew on my peyote now........

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