Friday, February 26, 2010

That place called home..........


Folks! I'm coming home..........wohooooooooooo

Its gonna be a long one as well......

I've got this arrangement that I can take 1 month leave every 6 months.....

I don't know how that came about but if you are not holding the blade in negotiation on who will get the sword....you will always be in the better position.....

How sweet eh..........

To all of you suckers who have to work.......kesian.......

So many things on my mind now.....

mostly involving sleeping, food and places to visit......




will keep u all updated..........

Monday, February 22, 2010

Women On Top?

Wife: How come its always me on top......

And why do you always korek your nose while we do it....

Husband(Married to a Mafia Boss daughter): Your dad told me so when I asked his permission to marry you...he said...

Dont fuck up and keep your nose clean....

a buddy to satD during a night out in KL circa 2000

Anyway I saw this piece....

Cuepacs is concerned about the “increasing dominance” of female employees in the civil service, saying it would have “long-term implications on the progress and growth of the country.”

What the......F?

Just what kind of a statement is that......

Come on la brader...... that's some serious case of vagina envy you got going there....

Long term implications?

Are you saying that these female bosses would all have babies at the same time every year until menopause and go on leave every few days of the month due to their menstrual cycle....

I've worked for lady boss before......

and this is not your average lady boss.......

the type that made grown men cry in the world of potong leher investment banking and adrenaline pumping treasury.........

She had a soft spot for me......we would argue for hours.....and in the end.. logic and data prevails...

This is also the same woman who told me..why the hell did i hire the girl who got pregnant after 3 months into the job and went on sick leave for first 3 months of her pregnancy.........

I said how am I supposed to know........

dey Cuepecs....being incompetent does not give you the right to come up with dumb statements like that.....

Show me your simulated impact analysis on the long term implication to the progress and growth of the country.....


ibu ibu sekalian....ayoh bangun dong....kalau gue udah gue gebukin si Ahmad Shah...... goblok bangets...bikin gue malu aja......


Saturday, February 20, 2010

Road Warriors: the Battle of the Wakil Vs the Rakyat

I donno what to say la.....

First of all you all tak reti pakai brek ke? How fast were u going anyway......

sakit perut nak berak cari jamban?

lu orang kan busy 24jam telefon sana sini, sms sane sini.....wea got time to drive yourself...

pelit banget sih.......get a blardy driver to take you around la mother fucker.....

first i hear someone going into a coma...and now I hear someone else is dead....

well that's 2 votes gone for the next pilihanraye.......

JPJ listen up....suspend their license for life......make sure they never get behind the wheels EVER again....




Thursday, February 18, 2010

Lek Lek Gung Pok Turuk Keno Sugung

Thiunyaseng la Kit Siang.....

Meh....must folo sum Mat Saleh .......cannot tink for urself ma?

ur stlatigi like tis one ka.......thiuuuuuuuu.....

itu lu punya melaka mari kaki kencing punye anak ape cita sana Penang?

lu ingat naik jamban class air asia boleh cover for incompetency in management....thiuuuuuuuuu

sana kencing sini kencing.......cakap banyak besar tapi habuk pun tarak.......kiiiiimak lu la..


So blardy obvious that a foreign entity is seriously meddling in our internal affairs........

This is Subversive and a Threat to our Sovereignty.........

and for these gullible idiots from the opposition to "join-forces" with a set of representatives from kangaroo land.......its damn funny lor....if it was their own original idea...then it makes more sense.......kantoi siut.......bodoh giler punye kantoi




Saturday, February 13, 2010

Dua Sejoli

Usap air matamu
Yang menetes di pipimu
Ku pastikan semuanya
Akan baik-baik saja

Bila kau terus pandangi
Langit tinggi di angkasa
Tak kan ada habisnya
S'gala hasrat di dunia

Hawa tercipta di dunia
Untuk menemani sang Adam
Begitu juga dirimu
Tercipta tuk temani aku

Renungkan sejenak...
Arti hadirku di sini
Jangan pernah ingkari
Dirimu adalah Wanita

Harusnya dirimu menjadi
Perhiasan sangkar maduku
Walaupun kadang diriku
Bertekuk lutut di hadapanmu...

Bukalah pintu jiwamu
Dengar bisikan sanubari
Semua adalah isyarat
Isyarat dari Sang Pencipta



Happy 14th February Folks...............the
No panties day ......

lagi cantek if you actually wear one, take it off in the middle of the restaurant while eating the "once a year rip off menu" and put it on his plate at 8 PM exactly nationwide.....

baru macho!




And to all My readers who celebrate the Lunar New Year....have a tigery one folks..

Friday, February 12, 2010

Zahid Mulut Bolong Hamidi


A new contender have entered the ring....for the 2010 bingai of the year award.....


let me introduce to you....none other that our Defense Minister who works for the other side...macam defender score goal sendiri......






his latest on the Submarine is a classic.....


Its a Sub pakcik...........it's supposed to operate underwater......baik lu beli speed boat 100 bijik lagi bagus kalu lu punye Sub is supposed to operate on the surface......

Jibngong.......why do u still bela this Anwar running dog?

He was useless in every single position that was given to him.....

Tell me what the fuck did this fuck ever achieve in his "illustrious" career?

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

New Shoes


If it is as simple as this......


Hey, I put some new shoes on,
And suddenly everything is right,
I said, hey, I put some new shoes on and everybody's smiling,
It so inviting,
Oh, short on money,
But long on time,
Slowly strolling in the sweet sunshine,
And I'm running late,
And I dont need an excuse,
'cause I'm wearing my brand new shoes.


This is the follow up to Kasut Atas Kepala post in which I jentik permukaan air sikit on the topic of NEP, the issue on Distribution Channel Mafias and its impact to Our National Economic policies.........( I would also recommend you to read the comment section as well before reading this post)

The time has come for us to revisit that topic since at the end of this month.. Jibngong is supposed to announce a New Economic Model that he claims will double our income in 10 Years.......yeah rite.......I will bend over and let u fuck me in 10 years time if you can do that......and if you lose I will get Parpukari to sumbat the whole of Anwar Ibrahim up ur ass.....apemacam deal no deal?.....inflation adjusted numbers of course Jib...........

Emotions aside we must be able to look at it from a holistic perspective........in order to do so we must have a "framework" to look at things........

Building an Economic Model requires careful understanding on the existing economy, its constraints to growth and its available resources at the disposal of the policy makers.......

Before such a model can be put forward......we must evaluate first.....takkan nak main lompat aje kan.......

So how to do this.....

In 2004 Rodrick, Hausmann and Valesco introduced the Growth Diagnostic Framework

Minus the cacing cacing econometric formulaes in the paper......what the Framework tries to do is


It tries to identify the
most binding constraints and figure out policy priorities with biggest impact on the basis of second– best thinking.

say what!...english english....

It is actually a strategy for figuring out the policy priorities. The strategy is aimed at identifying the most binding constraints on economic activity, and hence the set of policies that, once targeted on these constraints at any point in time, is likely to provide the biggest bang for the reform buck

How to identify the most binding constraints?..........black underwears? White towels?fuck me.......yuck.....why la you all put these tots in my head.....madefaker betul la gua sumpah lu 9 keturunan.....

Simple (not really) first identify proximate determinants of growth (eg: savings, investment, education, productivity, infrastructure etc).

Next try to figure out which of those post the greatest impediments to higher growth, then identify the specific distortions behind the impediments.

Once you can figure out the Binding Constrains.......Rodrick proposes...a choice of Reform strategies to target these constraints.....

Strategy 1

Sapu Bersih semua binding constraint.....i.e Wholesale Reform by eliminating all distortions, to do this one MUST have complete knowledge on all prevailing distortions and also have the capacity to remove them in their entirety..........mmmm sounds like a job for an economic Tuhan.......can your wooden Jesus do this?

Strategy 2

Do as much reform as you can, as best as you can........

This one sounds like one of those Asiaworks pyscos workshop pep talk....in this one the usual desperate mafakers will go for whatever reforms seems to be feasible, practical and politically doable....(with what ever political capital left on the table)

Such an approach typically assumes that any reform is good, the more areas reformed the better, the deeper the reform in any area the better......

Rodrick says this is the most dangerous because the reformers simply don't understand the interactions between the variables that distort the growth i.e the individual reform strategy may not produce the intended objective once it interacts with the other binding constraints.......orang singapore bilang buang karan aje.....

The current Jibngong team of "Con"Sultans.....seems to favor this type of approach..

Strategy 3

Second Best Reform Strategy.......it is less ambitious than the wholesale reform but more sophisticated than Strategy 2, this reform strategy takes into account the interaction among the binding constraints across different markets that have the potential to augment or counter the positive effect of the reform strategy....in this strategy...the reformer will give higher priority to reform agenda that provides good positive effect across markets and avoid or downplay those that can cause adverse effect....

eg: Trade Reform and Capital Account Liberalisation in a market that has an underdeveloped Financial Markets and state subsidized high export oriented economy.........more like a recipe for disaster...

The big problem with this strategy is that one must have a very good sense of behavioural consequences of policy changes across different markets and activities

Strategy 4

Target the Biggest Distortions!

the whole second best logic is if you cannot do the above then try to do this....

so if it is impossible to remove all distortions....and it is also impossible to figure out the interactions.....you are now left with the Biggest Distortions....distortions for example can be taxes or government interventions in specific sectors

Focus on them......problem here is that you need to have a full list of distortions...and to do that you must be the "eye" in the Lord of the Rings...will a distortion be noticeable if you are not looking for them?....

even if you have them....the problem of sequencing will arise on how to prioritise which reform to execute......so expect to buang karan again in the short run

and Finally Strategy 5

Focus on the Most Binding Constraints

In this final strategy the reformer re-look at the the binding constraints but now focuses on the Marginal Welfare Benefits (or the cacing lambda in the paper) that will improve if the Binding Constraints are eliminated.......this is the biggest bang for the reform buck.....

In other words go for reform that alleviate the most binding constraints.....


So now where do we go from here.......

the paper put forward a template to map out the initial constraints......re below..




Our growth planners must now look at how we fare first in the above before they begin to design this New Economic Model......

The problem tree provides a framework for diagnosing critical constraints to growth. The diagnosis starts by asking what keeps the level of private investment and entrepreneurship low. Is it low social return to investment, inadequate private appropriability of the social return, or high cost of financing? If it is low social return, is that due to insufficient levels of complementary factors of production—in particular, human capital, technical know-how, and/or infrastructure?

If the impediment is poor private appropriability, is it due to macro vulnerability, high taxation, poor property rights and contract enforcement, labor-capital conflicts, information and learning externalities, and/or coordination failures? If high cost of finance is the problem, is it due to low domestic savings, poor intermediation in the domestic financial markets, or poor integration with external financial markets?

At each node of the problem tree, the diagnosis looks for signals that would help answer the question. The two types of diagnostic signals that one can look for are price signals and nonprice signals. Examples of price signals are returns to education, interest rates, and cost of transport. For instance, if education is undersupplied, returns to skills/education would be high and unemployment for skilled people would be low. If investment is constrained by savings, interest rates wouldbe high and growth would respond to changes in available savings (for example, inflows of foreign resources). If poor transport link is a serious constraint, bottlenecks and high private costs of transport would occur.

The use of nonprice signals is based on the idea that when a constraint binds, it results in activities designed to get around it. For example, high taxation could lead to “high informality” (e.g., under-reporting of income, resulting in lower tax revenues); poor legal institutions could result in high demand for informal mechanisms of conflict resolution and contract enforcement; and poor financial intermediation could lead to internalization of finance through business groups. Cross-country and cross-period benchmarking and results of business surveys are useful means to gauge whether particular diagnostic evidence signals a binding constraint for the country concerned.

Well folks over the past 30 odd years our economy have grown considerably with the NEP of course, in 1997 it suffered a massive shock which sent the markets reeling and put the Economic Managers into an overdrive mode to find solution on how to save the country and its stakeholders.

Right now policy makers must ask themselves did the growth that they had over the years inclusive enough for the poorer segment of our population?

Or did the growth path that they have taken, created a wider gap between the rich and the poor?

And how can the policy makers chart a sustainable growth path for the economy taking into account the need to reduce the Income gaps and erradicate poverty?

All of these questions requires a carefull understanding of the micro-structure issues embedded in the Government delivery mechanisms, the Private Sector Risk Taking Appetite and its distribution channel.

What is paramount is that proposed growth strategy should be sustained over the long term, broad based in nature whilst ensuring greater inclusiveness from the perspective of the equality of opportunity in terms of access to markets, resources and unbiased regulatory environment for business and individuals.

Sustained, high growth rates and poverty reduction, however, can be realized only when the sources of growth are expanding, and an increasing share of the labor force is included in the growth process in an efficient way. The main instrument is assumed to be productive employment. Employment growth generates new jobs and income for the individual - from wages in all types of firms, or from self employment, usually in micro firms - while productivity growth has the potential to lift the wages of those employed and the returns to the self-employed. Inclusive growth is not only about employment growth, but also about productivity growth. Moreover, it is not only about wage-employment but also about self-employment which means that returns to capital, land and other assets matter to the income potential of the population.

The availability of productive employment opportunities is a key to a household's ability to improve their livelihood. However, even if the economy succeeds in creating decent and productive employment, this would not automatically lead to poverty reduction unless there is equal access to these economic opportunities. Inequitable access to economic opportunities can be attributable to weak human capabilities and/or uneven playing field, both of which can prevent individuals from participating and contributing to the growth process on an equal basis regardless of their individual circumstances.


In such policy makers must take into account the key determinants of our intended growth path and formulate growth strategies that can aim to maximise the Social Opportunity Function representing the Average available opportunities in the Economy and how the access to these opportunities are distributed in the population

To do this one must define the variables and map them accordingly as per the opportunity curve framework I introduced in the Kasut post.....




Once a clearer picture of the situation is seen...the specific laser guided recommendations or reforms can be introduced




Well Jibngong......i hear you're now menggelabah asking for help with your tak siap lagi New Economic Model..ayoyo....bikin malu aje la pakcik....

Monday, February 8, 2010

Chinese Brotherhood....the Pride of Malaysia

kiiimak lu la pek!

is this your proud ancestral brotherhood way of doing business?

the world is watching lu buat perangai la......Bikin malu sama negara gua.....lancau...

Not only that lu siap advertise lagi lu punya speciality for anti dumping tax evasion (written in "apek Vernacular" English)

Damn........

Friday, February 5, 2010

Which Foreign Embassies? Clues from the Lord of the Bingais

Follow up to the Treason post

Issue On Leak Of National Secrets Will Be Settled Diplomatically

BAGAN DATOH, Feb 5 (Bernama) -- The issue where foreign embassies had used Malaysian Armed Forces (ATM) personnel to leak national secrets will be settled via diplomatic channel, Defence Minister Datuk Seri Ahmad Zahid Hamidi said.

He said the parties concerned would be told to stop doing it as it could sour the good ties between Malaysia and
the countries involved.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak had also been briefed on the matter.

"For the sake of diplomatic ties with the countries concerned, the prime minister had asked the Defence Ministry not to reveal the embassies involved," he said after launching the Juara Rakyat programme for Bagan Datoh parliamentary constituency here on Friday.

Zahid hoped that attempts to obtain national secrets by the countries concerned would not be repeated.

The countries concerned have defence ties with Malaysia.

"We hope that diplomatic and military diplomacy with the countries concerned will continue to be good," he said.

-- BERNAMA

That was such a stupid giveaway la pakcik....might as well u spell the name out ...dhows..


My first suspect as always is the tiny little dot down south......I'm currently unsure if there are any specific official arrangements with our ASEAN Neighbours....but a cursory look at our National Defense Policy statement....reveals this

Due to its geographical location in Southeast Asia, Malaysia’s strategic interests and concerns inevitably coincide with those of the other countries in the region. Given the above situation Malaysia’s security becomes quite indivisible from that of its fellow ASEAN countries. Hence, a threat to ASEAN or any of the ASEAN countries would also be viewed as a threat to of Malaysia. Accordingly, Malaysia attaches great significance to regional cooperation.

Within the context of regional cooperation Malaysia also encourages the establishment of bilateral defence cooperation within ASEAN. A strong bilateral defence network amongst ASEAN countries will assist in the process of confidence building and promoting transparency. Concomitant with this approach Malaysia will promote and contribute towards the development of a strong and effective ASEAN community in order to ensure a secure Southeast Asia.

Malaysia views the formation of ASEAN Regional Forum (ARF) as another significant development towards the continued peace and stability of the region. This initiative by ASEAN has successfully brought together participants to share views on mutual security concerns. The dialogue process has proven to be an important mechanism towards confidence building. The ARF activities will foster cooperation and better understanding among its participants.

To complement regional cooperation, Malaysia also acknowledges the need for external assistance from countries outside the region. The assistance includes moral and physical support, training facilities, transfer of technology and supply of equipment. In pursuing this effort, it has undertaken steps to establish and reinforce relations with countries outside the region. Hence, despite the commitment to ZOPFAN, the reality of the situation should not allow Malaysia to preclude the need to request for assistance from sources outside the region. This is especially so when the level of threat is of a proportion that goes beyond the capability of the local force.

Malaysia regards the Five Power Defence Arrangements (FPDA), which comprises ofSingapore, United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand, as an avenue for external assistance. The FPDA is the only formal defence arrangement which Malaysia has with extra-regional powers. At the time of its inception, Malaysia realised that self-reliance could only be achieved over a period of time. The FPDA thus became the mechanism through which it could develop its defence capabilities with the assistance of traditional allies. The loose consultative mechanism of the FPDA gave Malaysia some measure of external support and assurance of security. In this regard, Malaysia firmly remains committed to the continued relevance of the FPDA. Nevertheless, in view of the present strategic scenario and the enhanced capabilities of the Malaysian Armed Forces (MAF), the role of the FPDA has been streamlined to meet the current needs.

Go here for English and here for BM
If we were to deduce from the above......

Malaysian current encourages the establishment of Bilateral Defence Cooperation among ASEAN......

Does Malaysia have any Bilateral Defence Cooperation with ASEAN?

You can read the talk shop crap of the ASEAN Discussion and their latest Joint Declaration

To me all of those mumbo jumbo crap are just hot air with no clear specific commitments...

And remember....Jib bengong statement of "these countries have defence ties with Malaysia"

What is real is the Five Power Defence Arrangement Treaties check out the actual treaty here and for some academic analysis of the FPDA go here

So folks......are we ready to boycott products from

Singapore, United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand

Treason Reality TV Style.....

ini satu lagi bingai punye Minister......

banyak Jib lu punya collection orang bingai dalam cabinet.........

Can I apply for a job in the Ministry of Disinformation.....at least i can try to set the record straight......

First of all selling Confidential Defence Information to a Foreign Government is beyond OSA la pakcik...gua bukan lawyer pun boleh pikir......

This is treason la......... kalu kat Mainland China dah kena tembak....

Senang2 je lu disclose to the media.....

Plus banyak cantik lu mention "certain foreign embassies".....with an "s" tu.....tak tau cover ke brader.....care to share with us which country.....kasi boikot dia punye product.......


kalu lu sudah tau...first thing you do is set a trap la for these elements....

make sure u get them red-handed......and deport them.....after that you can put a serious watch for all embassy personnel from that "certain foreign embassies"

all of this of-course should be done behind the scenes......

takkan tak pernah tengok spy movie pakcik......nanti gua hantar DVD ciplak from JKT murah giler....7000 ruppiah aje..banyak jual kat supermarket...

gua dengar lu suka pukul orang.......kasi tangkap itu mamat pastu bantai baik la....macam dia berani nak saman lu kan.....tutup aje la mate dia...pastu boleh practise lu punye swing........who knows maybe there's another kid that need some pengajaran from you....




Minds are like parachutes; they work best when open. -Lord Thomas Dewer